Either A Really Stupid Movie Or A Decent Babysitter, Depending On Your Character.

Rating: 3/10 (22 August 2019)

For real, this movie would be a good babysitter for bad parents. Just give a kid a juice box and let Jim Carey make faces at them for 90 minutes. The movie even has an underlying moral premise (that it absolutely beats you over the head with), so you can feel less guilt in abandoning your children for the better part of two hours. I mean, were you really gonna offer your child any deep moral lesson over that 90 minutes of playoff football or yard work or whatever else you ignored your child for that day? Probably not.
So, hey, go grope your girlfriend and let Jim Carey raise your kids for a while. But, whatever you do, don't choose to watch this movie. It sucks.
RealReview Posting Scoring Criteria:
Acting - 0.5/1;
Casting - 1/1;
Directing - 1/1;
Story - 1/1;
Writing/Screenplay - 0.5/1;
Total Base Score = 4
Modifiers (+ or -):
Standout Performances: -0.5 ( Jim Carey. There are more attractive trained monkeys that could have danced and made faces for the camera to entertain children and morons. Personally, I'd rather watch monkey movies.);
Comedy-Childish Inane Humor: -1;
Total RealReview Rating: 2.5 (rounded up to 3 for IMDB)