Two brief moments of true wit

Rating: Null/10 (17 February 2005)

The trouble with this movie is that, other than Jim Carrey fanatics, sophomores of all ages, and the clinically stupid, there's nothing memorable here, nothing except for two brief moments of true wit and Maura Tierney's loveliness.
When Carrey advises his son that making a face will not cause it to "stay that way, but some people make a good living from it," I laughed out loud. Also the look of sheer horror on Carrey's face when the judge asks him if he can proceed with the trial is genuinely funny. Finally, although she is completely wasted--a cardboard cutout would have been as effective--Maura Tierney is, as usual, breathtakingly lovely. She isn't eye candy, but simply beautiful, enough so to make this Irishman's breath get short.
Sorry, was I gone long?
Other than that, there's nothing. A complete and total popcorn fart of a movie.