MST3k Fodder, in that it's hilariously bad.

Rating: Null/10 (16 July 2001)

This movie rambles on, seemingly endlessly, full of ridiculous plots and subplots and other things that just make no sense whatsoever. Two brief examples:

at one point, Anthony Hopkins has a stroke or something so he can't talk. So instead, he wears this slate around his neck and writes messages on it. But rather than doing what most NON stroke victims would do, which is write normally, then turn it around to face his family, he writes upside down and backwards and yet the message comes out in PERFECT BLOCK PRINTING!

when BP and his Native American chick are riding through the canyon, someone like, five hundred miles away shoots a gun, and it richochets all through the canyon, and finally hits her and naturally, she's killed instantly. And you have to understand, at this point it is like, the 5000th tragedy to happen to this family. When I saw this in the theatre, people were actually laughing at this part.

Finally, just when you think it couldn't get any stupider, it's "...and then he was eaten by a bear. That's why he was the Legends of the Fall." The end, roll credits. Invite some friends over, get some beer, and have a good laugh - that's all this is good for.