Incredibly lame movie

Rating: 1/10 (30 September 2005)

I guess it just goes to show. I and another person went to see this film. The other person walked out of the movie going "That was INCREDIBLE!", while I thought it was one of the stupidest movies ever made. The only character in it that wasn't a complete idiot was the one played by Anthony Hopkins. I suppose it could be argued that it had a (slooooooowwwwww) plot, with twists, etc., but so what? I go to a movie to be entertained, to escape from the general crappiness of life, not to watch a movie that gets down in there and wallows in it. I'm like "Gee, thank you for reminding me that life sucks and then you die." I can figure that out on my own just fine, than you very much, and that realization didn't cost me $6.75 for a movie ticket.
Yes, the scenery was attractive, but it didn't save this dog of a film.