Horrid

Rating: 3/10 (7 August 2000)

Legends of the Fall is full of movie stars and beautiful scenery, but after that, it has nothing to offer. It's a poorly written romance novel that is completely unbelievable. I kept waiting for the cheese to end and the drama to begin...It never happened. It's painfully implausible and no character makes sense. I can't imagine why I'm supposed to like a story about inane, back-stabbing people who don't have an honest word in their body. The dialogue is pure cliche (see the quotes).
If your wife is a big Brad Pitt fan, you may be forced to endure this tripe. If you can get away with dinner and a dozen roses, it's worth the extra money.