Kill Me!

Rating: 2/10 (12 October 2015)

Movie rant! Legend This is the first time I have ever written a review for a film but unfortunately it's only because I have nothing but hate for this film and the fact I wasted up to £30 on tickets and bottles of water....which I needed to help me swallow down the pile of excrement that was being fed to me. Legend! Unlike the last film I watched by the same name. This film had nothing like the previous. No charismatic characters, no dialogue worth listening to, no musical score to Inspire me, no worthy acting to talk about. This film just dragged its feet from start to finish for what seemed like the length of all the Lord of the rings played back to back. A gangster movie? Really? It had gangster's in this film and talked about gangster's A LOT But it was more of a love triangle. But the kind of triangle you just don't give a toss about. Two people fighting for the love and attention of the none-retarded Tom Hardy/Reggie in a nice suit. One being his wife to be (kill yourself already) and his twin brother (never knew Ronnie Kray was an absolute retard). At times this film made me laugh it was just so ridiculous. Toms portrait of Ronnie was hilarious. And if peaked when I watched him eating cake. It was like a spitting image imitation of Ronnie Kray. So to sum it up I just wasted two hours of my life and I want them back. Legend I hate you, I hate you HARD! 2/10 says **The_beauman**