Biblical Fail

Rating: 1/10 (15 January 2010)

I'll start by stating the obvious; You just can't make enough male revenge fantasies can you, Hollywood? I believe at this point, it's one out of every 3 movies. There's a lot of angst out there that the primates need to work out, no?
What a piece of garbage this film is. It doesn't even have the guts to follow through with it's inane premise in a remotely logical or interesting way and veers off into wonder bread land because in the end we wouldn't want to make the natives restless. I find it hilarious that there are people who claim Hollywood is a subversive culture. Subservient is the correct adjective.
If I was to undergo a frontal lobotomy and was fed 3 bottles of Jack Daniels immediately after the operation, I might come up with something as idiotic as this film. It takes talent to be this awful. My condolences to those involved.