A heaping pile of talentless drivel

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2017)

Never have I been more upset at wasting 2 hours of life! I have seen my fair share of garbage but LA LA Land now tops the list. Here's an idea for producers considering a musical - Hire singers and dancers and then teach them to act enough to hold someones attention. Do NOT do what the producers of this heap of steamy crap did and bring in two actors and then try to get them to sing and dance. Gossling is massively miscast! He MUST have some sort of talent to still be making movies but it certainly is not singing and dancing. I imagine everyone involved in any musical prior to this one is either rolling in their graves or, if still living, are making plans to do so. Stay as far away from this puss bowl of boringness as you can. Now we all know why the Academy took back the Best Picture Oscar.