Father, forgive them, for they didn't know what they were filming

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2017)

Boredom to the nth power! To hate, to detest, to loathe, to abhor... These are all verbs that fall short to describe how I felt when I had the "privilege" to watch this movie, film, piece of crap or whatever other words used to describe this utter, gross and unforgettable felony. This "La La l Land" should stand before the International Criminal Court to answer for its outrageous crimes against humanity. I couldn't leave since I was the guy projecting the movie. I wish I had had a can of petrol and a lighter to set the screen on fire. The audience would have applaud. At least,the half of it that had remained sitting and winning the eternal salvation. Can anyone tell me what the hell the story was about? After one hour nothing happened; after two hours, the same. The best part was when it ended. Thank God for having listened to my prayers! The whole movie was forgettable after 5 minutes. But the feeling and imprint left in my brain will not disappear in a thousand years and for sure I will need psychiatric assistance from now on. I have that (single) piano key sounding in my mind continuously. There are no language or words that could describe this attack on intelligence and human dignity. Please, do not watch this movie!!! For god's sake!!!!. You'll save your money, time and mental health. The story was beyond rubbish, the music... I'd rather be deaf. The acting was below absolute zero. And the length...oh, my god! Have you ever watched "The Neverending Story"? That one did have an end but this one was the real neverending story, so eternal, so boring. The worst, worst movie I've seen in 40 years. And most of the merit goes to the fact that they tried to sell it as the best of the best but it really is the best of the worst. It was awarded 6 Oscars!!!???? How come? Did the jury toss a coin to see who wins them? This is a kind of "musical" that would hurt a deaf person's ears. And I totally agree with one reviewer: finding nemo is much better, light- years better than this crap crap land. I didn't actually have great expectations about it, maybe just killing time. But it was beyond any expectations imaginable in the opposite direction. It was so slow that instead of a motion picture it seemed a projecting of a trillion slides. Never again! I swear!