Critics are just tasteless idiots ticking boxes

Rating: 1/10 (23 January 2017)

There is absolutely nothing special about this at all but the sheer number of so called "critics" raving about how wonderful it is will have you questioning what crazy tick-boxes they have that make a good movie in their eyes (or maybe how much they were paid to say it was good?). It's almost as if they don't watch the same movie as the rest of us. I don't get it? They make a movie like they used to 50 years ago and the world creams their pants. Why not just watch an ACTUAL 50 year old movie? Most of them are better than this anyway. I haven't felt so strongly about such an absurdly crap waste of time since that dribble "slumdog millionaire" won every award going. Just like that film, I watched this questioning how society could possibly think it was Oscar material while pondering how some of these insane "critics" got their jobs in the first place... *facepalm*