The leads are okay to watch butt...

Rating: 3/10 (17 September 2017)

This is a film so painfully aware of itself, it knows the exact number of wrinkles in its own anus. At the same time, it is inexplicably oblivious of its anus primary function: controlling the egress of fecal matter. Lots of pretty technical wonders are pooped onto the screen, but they don't really serve any purpose except to drown out sounds of the film's bowel movements.