Bla bla bland

Rating: 1/10 (5 January 2019)

Horrible in every sense. The dancing and surrounding action is all so unconvincing. It constantly looks like a chain of commercials. Those that color did not set properly yet. I am giving this 1 not because I believe it is bad, I honestly think that nothing would be missed if this film was not shot.
8 on Imdb! I do not know if this was before or after the Oscar mishap. Both of them are like frozen, look more like wooden dolls flapping their hands and legs around. Well at least they move in rhythm.
The movie was so not interesting that I found myself in the middle of it googling some music. How did it happen that this went so bad? I do not know. I guess the idea is that it was necessary to phone everything in so it would look old. It does not look old, it looks vivid-less. Just bad. Hairspray is hundred times better.
Again I do not think this movie deserves 1, but I cannot give anything else. That is how bad it was for me.