This movie changed my life

Rating: 5/10 (15 January 2017)

Since La La Land won 7 Golden Globes, here is me comparing it to 7 well-received movies from past years. Also, giving my own awards:
1) It is like Boyhood (2014) in terms of average. If you don't know, Boyhood is the most average movie ever made. La La Land gets the "Most Average Movie Since Boyhood" -Award from me.
2) In terms of characters, it is lot like another romance from 2012 called Silver Linings Playbook. If the characters from that movie didn't have personalities, they could be main characters in La La Land.
3) In terms of songs, it is the opposite of Les Misérables (2012). The OST is either popular meme songs, original content which lacks completely and utterly in lyric creativity or Jazz which varies from "this is why I don't like jazz" to "I should listen to more jazz."
4) The second award I will give to La La Land is "I Will Forget Everything That Happened In It In A Week" -Award. This movie is about as memorable and live-changing as James Cameron's Avatar from 2009. It lasted some hours and later on the time spent watching it is worth as much as random hour from 15 years ago when you were bored and kicked rocks while waiting school buss to arrive. It happened, but can you go into details about it? No, most likely not. Time spent averagely.
5) In terms of conclusion, the movie is like Whiplash (2014) -they both even have J.K. Simmons. The main difference being that Whiplash's ending was the pinnacle of the story where La La Land's ending was flat like earth -according to some.
6) In terms of atmosphere the movie is like Café Society (2016) from Woody Allen. Except La La Land's changes from "this is supposedly cheerful" to "supposedly emotional" while Cafe Society was more like "if you see any differences in atmosphere during these 1.5 hours, you most likely have serious case of paranoid schizophrenia."
7) Now this is acting. How did Emma Stone beat Meryl Streep? Her performance in Florence Foster Jenkins (2016) was easily the most impressive sole performance seen in 2016. She carried that whole movie alone. Emma Stone only impressed me twice while trying to convey feelings by directly starting into the camera during jazz scenes. The second time wasn't even that good because it was just repetitive.
Also, I lied. This movie didn't really change anything.