Gives me hope that I will be pulled off the street to become a Hollywood director

Rating: 3/10 (18 April 2017)

Where do you find someone creative enough to revitalize the much loved King Kong series? I'm only assuming it can't be done because if this is the best money can buy, may the FSM take pity on us. It may sound overly dramatic, but this "film" lowered my expectation for humanity's future. Not a shred of logic in any of these characters or the plot for that matter. At any point of the film you could have asked a child what should happen next and they would be 100% correct.
Great effects and John C. Reilly were the only things that got me to the end of this movie, though even some of his jokes fell flat. I did regret getting to the end of the "movie" however, as projectile vomit leaped from my mouth upon seeing the open ending allowing for 3 or 4 more train wrecks to be produced.
P.S. Some how they lined this shitty director up for a Metal Gear Solid movie. You know that film won't be the start of a franchise. The guy has less depth than a bathtub and he's supposed to make a spy movie. Unfortunate that even a bathtub is deep enough to drown beloved characters.