Please, Someone Please Stop Them Before They Make another Movie!

Rating: 1/10 (22 June 2017)

If you only have the time to see one movie this year about a really big monkey then this is the movie for you. Unless you would prefer to skip big ape movies entirely this year which seems like the prudent move, at least to me. The thing is, a lot of people and a lot of money went into producing this chimp-tastic continuation of an idea that was an insult to a child's intelligence the first time it appeared.
Here is my idea for a very short film. All of the responsible parties for this movie are forced to climb the Empire State Building and then they are cut to pieces by machine gun fire from old bi-planes. They fall to their deaths to the sidewalk below. A random dude in a tuxedo stops to talk to a cop on the scene, "It was a complete freaking lack of ideas that killed these morons." And then they all break out into a song and dance number.