The amount of helicopters is over 9000!

Rating: 5/10 (16 April 2017)

Kong Skull Island is a silly movie. Pure mindless fun with some nice treats and 0 f#cks gives attitude.
The story is epic.
John Goodman and his buddies ride x amount of helicopters into this one island. They turn on the speakers, start to listen to rock'n roll and drop off some bombs. No questions asked. New ecosystem, one of a kind wildlife and unique animal species? Pls, Who cares, let's party the sh!t out of this island and its soil wit dem bombs.
The dialog is satisfying.
"When 3 news sites have the same story, you know they are lying." Jizz in my pants. "Let's gather evidence and come back with the cavalry." "I AM CAVALRY." Not to mention the famous last words "Do you love yo mama."
The execution is rather fresh.
The movie quite literally rocks. It has attitude and it is self- aware. Arrogant. Very arrogant. But not too much. Not once did it go too much over the top. It is exactly the right amount of witty, bastard and gritty. It couldn't be much more offensive without being wildly disliked. Some of the shots are pure art and absolutely hilarious.
The cast is notorious.
John Goodman is totally my man. I love that guy. Every movie he is in is always bit more enjoyable. Samuel L. Jackson wants that goddamn Kong off this goddamn Island. John Reilly still seems like a psychopath. And. The director, Jordan Vogt-Robers, famous for directing one of the funnies movies ever, The Kings of Summer (2013) has now proved he is not a one film miracle.
I highly recommend this movie for anyone who have absolutely brilliant sense of humor, such as myself.