Worst of the worst

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2017)

This movie was so bad it was actually painful to watch. I would have left the theater after the first 10 minutes if I hadn't been with a group of friends. John Goodman didn't act. He simply recited his terrible lines. I think someone taped his eyes open. He was bug eyed throughout the movie. What was that about? Samuel L Jackson should stick to credit card commercials. I kept waiting for him to ask what was in my wallet. As a matter of fact his movie acting is the same as his commercial persona. I cannot understand the good ratings this movie received. Someone must have gotten paid off. The only movie that I think was worse than Skull Island is Noah with Russel Crowe. I think theaters should be required to refund your money if you walk out within the first fifteen minutes. It's only fair.