Captain Marvel's Kong: Skull Island starring John Goodman, Samuel L. Jackson, Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston, & John C. Reilly

Rating: 5/10 (30 January 2019)

Whoever wrote this movie should be banished to Kong: Skull Island. Here's your script, CAPTAIN MARVEL & LOKI ARE THE STARS and everything else falls into place. This ensemble effort is a waste of my life John Goodman, Arachnophobia and The Big Lebowski were really good but honestly, quit acting. Sammy L. gives a legendary performance up there with some of his most iconic ever but honestly, Sammy L. please quit acting already are you apesh**? Enough. Please stop absorbing any more other people's roles please your crooked eye acting is finally wearing thin. Who else is in this huge gorilla pile oh John C. Reilly omg quit acting I'm not kidding you've been in too many films let's all pave the way for the new generation.
Captain Marvel is so badass I love Brie Larson I can't wait to see Captain Marvel. Kong Rules!!!!!
(the Kong: Skull Island spinoff warranted the least relevant trivial story ever and they still managed to intensely mess it up I love this movie!!!!)