Truly the epitome of cinematic GARBAGE

Rating: 1/10 (30 March 2017)

COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT RE: KONG If you have seen any of the King Kong movies made in the past, ANY, including the Joe Young one, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY going to see this newest rendition. It is truly the epitome of cinematic GARBAGE. We, who have seen prior Kong films know that the central theme is the romantic battle between ape and man for woman. This is crucial for a Kong flick. Without this, there is no essence, no point to the film, unless it is now wanton carnage and stupid acting. Even during the one 30 moment of mechanical romantic interlude where the girl, in absolute FEMBOT manner, touches the face of Kong, the stupid ape could not get that "Straight Outta Compton" look off his face! Next rant, the acting. Samuel L. Jackson, if this is what you've been reduced to, go home. Retire. Join a Tibetan monastery and never show your face again out of shame. Final rant, though I could go on and on, the villagers. All I can say is they are smoking some very powerful hash and the chief's wife looks like Kermit THE Frog's mother. Now, if you're a youngster and/or have never seen any of the prior Kong films, you MIGHT find this wasted space of time tolerable. But a word of advice to all. Bring a small pillow for you will be sleeping during the EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING FIRST HOUR of this film.