How did this happen?

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2017)

It's difficult to convey in words just how bad this movie is, but imagine if someone asked a bunch of random people who'd never acted before to make a movie based on a script that only contained the words "Kong: Skull Island" well that movie would be infinitely better than what we actually got.
I refuse to believe that functioning adults wrote and allowed this movie to be made, I have to assume that movies are now being written and produced by a really crappy AI that someone found kicking around on an old floppy disk. Oh and for anyone wondering, Samuel L Jackson basically plays Samuel L Jackson, the same one dimensional character he's worn thin over the years, I suspect this wont come as a surprise to anyone though.
I feel pretty confident in saying that unless I accidentally watch the new Transformers movie that this is the worst movie I'll watch all year.