The Slim Jim of Summer Movies

Rating: 6/10 (20 July 2017)

Ever eat something so delicious, but deep down in your heart, you know it's horrible for you? For me it's Slim Jims. I love the way they taste but then you read the ingredients of a Slim Jim and realize that it's probably made up of leftover chicken feet.
That's also how I feel about this movie. I loved watching it, but then afterwords I felt gross for liking it.
This is a good, fun, mindless, eye-candy movie with horrible writing and no logic behind a nonsensical plot. There are tons of lazy plot holes and inconsistencies that felt like the writers didn't even care because they knew it was going to be visually striking. Well, they were right.
If you want a cheap thrill without any substance, then you might like this one.