Let's not drag this out...

Rating: Null/10 (23 March 2017)

The script of the movie is roughly 3 pages long, so I guess it doesn't really deserve a long review either.
First of all: this is for all intents and purposes just a flashy, very long trailer... Neat camera tricks, cheesy lines, explosions, you name it!
Secondly: during the pitch meeting of this "concept" (at best) they probably said: we need "a handsome mysterious type" (cue: Hiddlestone), "a busty blonde who doesn't really need to be there" (cue: Larson), a crazy bearded goofy guy with morals (cue: Reilly) and an angry Samuel L. Jackson to say the word "mutha****" every now and again. Then we pile on some other generic, pointless characters, a whole bunch of monsters and put King Kong in the middle. 2 hour run-time? Yeah! Case closed! Lunch!
So, yeah, what YOU need to know, as an audience member, is this: there is no plot, no purpose, no reason, no subtleties, no nuance, no meaning... It's just a big stinking pile of clichés!
They literally could've chosen any random aspiring screenwriter of the street, and just by being awake for the meeting, those guys could've come up with ideas on how to turn this story into a half-decent script, or at least something that resembles a script.
Garbage... Complete and utter garbage.