What the hell did i just watch?!

Rating: 4/10 (28 December 2009)

This film is so mind numbingly awful that it beggars belief. It starts promisingly, falters in the middle and the less said about the end, the better. The premise of the film is excellent but badly executed, with plot holes so massive, you could build your own island on them. Nothing is explained or makes much sense and the whole film seems like one big awful mess. I'm struggling to understand why Nicholas Cage would even entertain starring in this ridiculous turkey of a movie, it's not like he needs the money. In short, this movie made me want to gouge out my own eyeballs with a straightened out paperclip. I think the official term for movies like this is 'crapfest'.