Worst movie I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2009)

I will just say this: I have just registered in IMDb to be able to comment this movie and tell you that it is probably the worst movie ever made. It's not just all the hidden (not so hidden, really) religious content that other people have already told about: it's also that the script has more holes than a Dutch cheese; that the characters are dull and stereotypical; that you cannot care less about what happens to them; that the movie ends and none of the clues and McGuffins that have been force-fed to you get an explanation. There's not even a hot girl (or guy, unless you like the old version of Nicholas Cage) to keep you entertained...
The only good thing about this movie is Beethoven's 7th Symphony, which we can hear a couple of times, at the beginning and then again at the end... if we bear it until the end, that is...