"Don't let him watch this film."

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2009)

As I entered the movie theater to see KNOWING, this creepy kid handed me a scrap of paper on which was hand-written:
2 3 0 8 5 0 0 2 0 0 9 0 4 1 3 3 8 5 7 1 0 7 7 1 3 2 3 1 2 0 0 1
Later that evening, I realized that the seemingly random numbers were a code. A warning. A warning intended for me. A warning that came too late.
2:30 = the amount of time I wasted at that stupid movie; $8.50 = the cost of a ticket; 2009/04/13 = the date on which I saw KNOWING; 38 57'10"(N), 77 13'23" (W) = the geographic position where I saw KNOWING; 1200 = the number of hair plugs Nick Cage needed in order to look like Caleb's dad and not like Caleb's grandfather; 1 = the number of stars (out of ten) that KNOWING rates
The incident left me considerably shaken.
t h e s i x t h s e n s e t h e t w i l i g h t z o n e c l o s e e n c o u n t e r s o f t h e t h i r d k i n d d o n n i e d a r k o p o l t e r g e i s t t h e o u t e r l i m i t s s t i r o f e c h o e s e s c a p e t o w i t c h m o u n t a i n B D
Consider yourself warned.

MarchHayr

This film has been rated BD (Blatently Derivative) by the MHMPA and contains material that may not be suitable for viewers over 13.