Turd

Rating: 2/10 (29 October 2009)

This movie was bad. The acting was terrible. Arguably the worst I've ever seen. And I say that having seen "Shark Attack 3: Megolodon". Nicholas Cage is pathetic, child actors are typically bad and these are worse, and the female lead is rancid.
I like Alex Proyas and the sci-fi concepts he tends to tackle, but this one is far from new and the way he approaches it is awful. Very little explanation where it's needed, implausible character behavior, and horrid tech babel.
Suggestions for things to do that would be a better use of your time: learn to wipe from back to front; find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop; kick a stranger's dog; buy property in the middle east; wed a step-sibling.