Debating on watching? Read this!

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2011)

So my fiancÃ© has Netfix and decided to add this little gem to her queue... As with all movies i'm debating about watching, I consulted my trusty IMDb for ratings and reviews before deciding to take the plunge (the movie, not her).
Let me start by saying - the IMDb community has let me down.
Normally, a 6.4 rating would be watchable (entertaining, but not life-changing). This one? An absolute pile of steaming mess. The negative reviews really aren't doing justice to how absolutely bad this film is. Why? Because it's nearly inexplicable. You really can't prepare yourself for a movie with acting this bad, or plot holes this large. It's like we just assume any Hollywood film with big actors just MUST be good.
I honestly believe that the only >5 star reviews were given by Nicholas Cage himself. Judging by this movie, Nick really isn't paying any attention to actual acting and thus has plenty of time to spend creating new IMDb profiles, and writing insanely positive reviews about his movies.
If you're reading these reviews, like I was, debating on watching this horrid, horrid, HORRID waste of time, do yourself a favor and remember the following: I AM SERIOUSLY RECONSIDERING THE PROPOSAL. Seriously.