The NotSoBright professors tale

Rating: 1/10 (30 March 2009)

Terrible!! Just terrible.
Movie starts with the old 'I'm a child and I'm a little pale and I write down a bunch of numbers which aren't explained,(in any part of the movie, the logic of how the numbers work, I mean.) being really scary odd-like sumthing'. yea right, original.. Then in the future Nicholas 'Grey beard' Cage's son finds the numbers 50 years later and the father (Cage) starts to see date's (9/11 at first of course, bad sign) and discovers blaa blaa accidents blahblah..
There's no logic, I mean this guy who is supposed to be a fysics teacher (science, what ever!) is now able to predict catastrophes because the scary girl from the fifties was smart enough to write down the coordinates for the GPS future people along with the dates.(?).. What made me think about the movie really was that how stupid can a guy with catastrophe prophecys in his hand be, to directly head straight to the hitting point (aeroplane crashes, Metro going crazy!). Yeah. The guy really wanted to be down there, and not just once.
I could poor my heart out on this one but I'm drunk and can't cope with the English so sum up: There's millions of hungry people out every where and it's an insult to throw money away to such garbage as this one is.. The director and the leading act must have been high to adabt to such a hollow acting within a script that is not only an entire lack of logic but with imagination too. the scenes are set manipulatively for you to think otherwise.
And for all you miserable teens! Unhappy endings won't necessary make art films!