THE worst film

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2012)

.....I have ever seen. Seriously, even taking into account any film with Nicholas Cage is automatically going to be stupid, this one takes the biscuit. Never mind suspending disbelief, to watch this your disbelief has to have taken an indefinite leave of absence. It all started well, suitably creepy and atmospheric, but once it got going and Nicholas Cage was in his stride it all went a bit hysterical and just plain silly. It didn't even fail well,it's not a memorable flop or even an (unintentionally) funny one-it's just dumb. If you have two hours to waste go clean an extractor fan, a drain, a toilet. Any of those would be preferable to watching this drivel. I only didn't turn off because I couldn't believe it wasn't going to stop being so idiotic and kept hoping it'd manage to redeem itself. It didn't.