Let Nicholas Cage spoil your day

Rating: 2/10 (5 April 2009)

This film is utter crap. A vapid effort at a terrible story. Watching this film i was genuinely fearful that i had slipped into a 2d world filled with terrible acting and "NUMBERS"!!!! To summarize, this is awful. I'm not sure if it was an intentional effect but i really wish i had brought a stanley knife so i could self harm during this crock of ......
From the horrible story to the creepy weird kid that somehow manages to end up getting married and having kids. This point being nearly as implausible as the rest of the film.
**SPOILER** "the uncircled numbers are locations,this location!!" cue a fecking plane crash. I mean for the love of god. WHY? The story then takes a turn for the better by ending! I just wish that i had gone for a walk in a dodgey area and been stabbed, i would have felt slightly less violated!
If you happen to bump into your nemesis you may want to strap them down Room 101 style and make them watch this. Then sit back and watch the blood flow from every orifice!
I mean their are aliens, angels, weird kids, Nicholas Cage and no discernible story! This film reminded me an awful lot of "the Happening" with the same post film cold shower and weeping included.