Simply Horrible

Rating: 2/10 (30 June 2007)

The funniest line in the movie was when the leading lady, an educated and somewhat sophisticated woman, told the leading man, a pothead with neither charm nor a future, "I love you". There was no chemistry between the two and no basis for a relationship, even after they got to know each other. It wasn't funny, it wasn't cute, it wasn't heartwarming. It was dull and lifeless. I wish I hadn't wasted my time. But the popcorn was good, so it wasn't a total loss. There's nothing more to say, but I've got to use ten lines of text, so I'm going to ramble for a bit. Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris doesn't read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There, ten lines plus.