wheres the zero when you need it...

Rating: 1/10 (25 September 2007)

knocked up is the most unfunny waste of film ever. i wanted back the TIME i lost watching it, never mind exchanging money to be intellectually tortured like that.
here ill save you the cash and perform the entire movie for you right now: brainless blonde slut ("BBS"): im so drunk and brainless i cant even tell that this hideous man-ape hasn't got a condom on, but then i wouldn't know if i were being raped by the incredible hulk! hideous man-ape ("HMA"): did you know you can get pregnant from having sex? nope, neither did i!! bbs: OH GOD IM PREGNANT THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME... i think ill keep it and make its life as miserable as my own. i wont have an abortion or an STD test, thats a complete waste of time.
hma: wheres my bong and my collection of rare back hairs. oh, right where i left them both. hey every friend i ever had whom i still live with, i got laid! *woof woof woof woof* bbs: im a girl and pregnant so i can behave like an hysterical demented bitch and no one can tell me to shut the hell up or to grow a brain because its my biological right. also i hate you.
hma: i really hate you too. hey lets get married and ruin each others lives, then no doubt we can take it out on this incoming child, potentially turning him into the next jeffrey dahmer! bbs: great idea, lets get married! now to accuse you of all sorts of ridiculous things that you have failed to do, which I've also failed to do but you're not allowed to call me on it, because im in labour and was too stupid to have an epidural when i COULD have had it, and now i want it but its too late. so ill just scream and abuse everyone to give you a little taste of what the rest of your life with me is going to be like.
hma: hey, it seems to be catching! im going to go and treat your family like dirt because its clearly how You've got their respect and love in the past.
rest of bbs' family: oh we love and respect him!! *insert grotesque crowning scene at which point entire audience loses their lunch* THE END.