Praise for IMDb's cleverest critics: your best lines about Knocked Up compiled here

Rating: 2/10 (20 August 2009)

I was going to write my own review, but I couldn't decide if "Knocked Up" was more boring or loathsome, so I browsed other reviews-- and chose to digest the savvy critics who got here ahead of me (apologies for the spelling irregularities in names, a lot of them were flagged as problems by IMDb so I had to improvise):
"No women I know are dying to go out with fat, unemployed, pot heads, no matter how big their Jew fro is or how many stains they have on their shirts. I know this because that is what I look like."—Twisted Liver
"I laughed ONCE." – c Jensen
"Do not rent it. Do not add it to your Netflix queue. Do not buy it at a yard sale for 50 cents. Do not even acknowledge that it exists. Be ashamed that you are even looking it up on here because this movie is hideous."--JeepJefe
"I think generally that the reliance on the f--- word for comedy is inversely proportional to the writer's actual skill."— Bridget c w b
"How schizophrenic was this movie when the word "abortion" couldn't be used, but "boobs and bush" are the catchphrases." –snoopy Michele from CT
"When Ben asked Alison what he could do after finding out she's 10 weeks pregnant, she says "nothing". The better answer was "get a job.""--warm-trooper
"It's amusing seeing conservatives getting annoyed by this movie as it's stultifying conformist values are supposed to be at the center of their black, pea-sized hearts."—Dan_Woodward
"All I know is that Knocked Up is bad as a comedy and even worse as a romantic movie." --Stefanescu Mircea from Romania
"The director uses his own children in this film and even has them reciting lines about genitalia."—bk wonder
"If I ever get trapped in Hell and have to watch this again, I'll just count the f-words. There must be more than a hundred."--signinstranger
"It was offensive to women, to Jews, to Arabs, and to humanity in general."--raiwass
"Maybe Judd Apatow is a really cool guy and treats critics well."—GrigoryGirl
"I'll be honest, I haven't watched this movie. But I swear I tried."—Attilla_the_Gorilla
"Yes, it was very popular, but so is McDonald's."—Professor Klickberg
"This movie didn't make me want to have sex, give birth, smoke pot, watch TV, eat onions, make Tang, or laugh."--pjreiter
"Every scene screams out for a second take; every other line begs a rewrite."—rhinoceros5-1
"It was not necessary to show the baby crowning! This is NOT a documentary."—Beatle boy
"Rogen and Heigl had no chemistry whatsoever."—1negevoli
"Walk out early. It only gets worse." -- x_file2000
"I cannot think of one positive except it finally ends and magnificent quiet fills the space left by actors swearing, abusing each other, and us."—essex777
"I had to take two ibuprofen pills afterward." – Michael Kenmore
"Seriously though, this movie sucks."—Marku Villem