Clever Writing? NOT!

Rating: Null/10 (21 August 2011)

Here is what you are supposed to buy off on: The hot blonde Heigl works for E, gets a promotion to put her "on TV"; but she has no rich, wealthy boyfriends chasing her tail. Her bosses don't even take her out to celebrate her promotion. Instead she goes to the bar with her sister who she lives with...as well as sister's hubby and baby. Even with the promotion she won't make enough money from E to move out on her own. Who knew working for E was so "cheap?"
On the way to the bar the only dialogue between the sisters is about the married sister walking in on her husband masturbating. Nothing worthwhile about...oh...Big new job and promotion to discuss! Nope...sister is disgusted because she can't get the spooge out of her towels good enough to make the towels soft again. Ha ha...aren't you just laughing?
Heigl goes with her sister to a packed bar to celebrate. The bar is so quiet people can talk to each other with ease. Rogen can just reach over the bar and grab a couple beers and leave money on the counter to pay for the beers...and he opens them and gets the lime in the top of the Corona's. No one smokes cigarettes at all in the bar. Yet, the bar is a "packed hot spot." Sister gets a call from husband at home with the child while she is at the bar. The conversation is one that everyone can hear...and comprises two lines to speak to her husband "Is it a rash or chicken pox?" followed by "Oh, I'll come home." Ha ha...golly gee...that is just so real and funny! Sister dumps Heigl at the bar with other men...good thing they don't have any GHB on them! She dances and does shots and closes the bar and stumbles home drunk with Rogen...and has sex with bra and panties on. To top it off at 7:30 AM the very next morning she is up, sober, no hangover, showered, made up, disgusted with herself...and has to go to work. Fortunately she has time for breakfast with Rogen before leaving.
Isn't this what sex and accidental pregnancies and one night stands are all about? This trash is only the first few minutes of this stinking heap...it only gets worse from here.
God, what awful screen writing. The characters all deserve to die.
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