Without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen.

Rating: 1/10 (18 April 2007)

I went to a sneak preview of this movie with no expectations except maybe for good ones. I loved the 40-year-old version, and I'm the type of person who likes almost every movie I watch.
Half an hour into the screening, I would have rather died than watched another second. The jokes are horribly clichéd, and most of them aren't really very funny. I could see what they were trying to get at, but they just didn't hit the humor mark - I felt like rolling my eyes instead of laughing. The plot was scattered, and a lot of the scenes seemed pointless.
I didn't think that anything could replace Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch on my "movies I never want to see again" list, but this has beat it out with a vengeance.