Why Knocked Up Really Punched Me In The Pussycat *spoilers*

Rating: 3/10 (10 August 2007)

First, I'll say I'm a woman.
Second, I'll say I loved 40YOV.
Third, I'll just get into it: Knocked Up's portrayal of women was reprehensible. Women do not speak that way. They do not whine. They do not get angry for no reason. They don't have sex with disgusting fat losers just because said loser may be funny at times. The absolutely do not yell at people for no reason.
Women, are flowers and should be treated so. Pluck them gently and they will tell you a story, or fly you a kite, they may even caress your coccyx.
So, you ask, why did it punch me in the pussycat? Well, I'll tell you.
The main reason is, I don't think that's how babies come out. That didn't seem real at all. She screamed a little then suddenly there's a slightly balding person forcing its way out of her you-know-where.
I don't buy it. Babies never have hair. Babies aren't all bloody. They are clean and smell like baby powder and giggle when you show them a set of keys.
I also really didn't like that the mom from Family Ties was in this. That didn't make any sense. She reared Alex P. Keaton, Mallory and Jennifer like over forty years ago. How could she also have made this slut who gets knocked up? Those kids didn't even look like real kids. They looked like stunt midgets.
The only thing I did like about this movie was Ryan Seacrest's cameo. I really believed in his character from start to finish. I once had a, shall we say, tryst with Ryan and he's exactly like that when he's naked and drunk and hopped up on Mountain Dew.
In conclusion I'd say this movie didn't make me want to have sex, give birth, smoke pot, watch TV, eat onions, make Tang, or even laugh.
That's why it punched me in the pussycat.