Is this crap what all the hype was about???.....

Rating: 2/10 (15 October 2007)

I'll be honest, I haven't watched this movie. But I swear I tried. I managed about 30 minutes, waiting for something either funny or exciting. Nothing at all.
The movie's title made me fear the worst initially, but with all the rave reviews, I had to give this film the benefit of the doubt. Surely, 90% of critics cannot be out of their mind. Well guess what, indeed they can...
This is a sad load of rubbish about rubbish people (yes, that includes blondie). The reason I don't give it a 1 is because I only allowed it to waste 30 minutes of my life, rather than the intended 90 or whatever.
I can't believe I need to write 10 lines about this. Hmmm well there's this uninspiring joke of a guy who gets to sleep with a just as uninspiring promotion-happy Hollywood Barbie girl or something. She becomes pregnant, and I have no idea what happens after that but couldn't care to watch. Boring boring boring. This must be 10 lines already.