Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2007)

Absolutely horrible and unbelievable. The best super-hot Allison can do is a drunken one-night stand with slacker Ben? And how do any of his friends earn enough to live? How can Pete and Debbie be so abrasive to each other? Why is there so much horrible language, as if an excess of four-letter words would make it funny? (If I ever get trapped in Hell and have to watch this again, I'll just count the f-words. There must be more than a hundred.) And the notion that Ben may be a role model makes me ill. This is a movie for 12- and 13-year-old boys in their twenties and thirties, who think stoner jokes, fart jokes, and no sense of responsibility is hilarious. And for those of you who find the birth scene over the top, please! This is nothing. Go rent DR. T AND THE WOMEN, which ends with a REAL live birth, nothing hidden.