Eee gads!

Rating: 2/10 (15 April 2020)

How are people loving this? I mean good for the film makers! But Lordy. I knew in the first act there was no murder as I could see the writer wanted a BIG twist. So it had to be that the only innocent looking one was guilty but to reconcile that - either Harlon wasn't really dead or did indeed kill himself. And the D of P....hates us all to make us look up at Everyone in that awful angle in every shot, and in that lighting that even made Daniel craig look like asphalt.if you see it again - look at it, every shot the camera was low to the actors right. It's not pretty. The makeup artists must want to strangle him. I also knew the vials were switched when they made that silly ruse about playing earthquake and did the extra shot of the vials. No nurse is that stupid or enthralled to not read the vials (and later Daniel says it's actually because the was the best nurse - ugh). AND that clunky dialogue about "they cant even tell a real knife"...I said to my husband that bit of useless data is coming back...and I also knew that game of throwns set piece was gong to play a big finish. Oh and that it was captain America who switched the vials by half way through as he's too big a star to take this job with so few lines in the first half. so as I saw it all roll out i had to just watch silly shenanigans for two hours listening to Daniels indeed KFC accent. Hate to tell ya but morphine in the vein (and why did he have a chemo portal for pain shots for a hurt shoulder?) at 30 times the dose - you are stoned in 4 seconds. And why did they think the tox report wouldn't point to the nurse and also if Harlon loved her so much and was still sharp, taking care of the entire families finances, and had given a 60 million dollar estate to the nurse and slit his throat to save her mother and sister from deportation, um, why hadn't he just hired an attorney to Make them legal for $4000 a while ago? I could do this all day...with the cop in the car she's gonna pick up her medical bag and then what, just put it in the trunk with Daniel sitting there?....and In the big finish I said to my husband when he grabbed the knife off the GOT chair - "knife won't work". I mean like Lordy people, how was this edge of the seat stuff? I did like looking at the gorgeous sets however!!!