The knives are blunt and without a point.

Rating: 4/10 (13 December 2019)

Short and sweet, I feel this film suffers from an identity crisis. Is it a comedy? Not enough even half funny moments. Is it a murder mystery? The spider didn't do it. Is it a thriller? It had the tension of a soap bubble. Is it fast paced? It helps to have nano naps. Now I will only see James Bond as CSI KFC and Captain America as a smug murderer. Three of us walked out of the cinema feeling conned. Not a classic.