B movie trash so mediocre it's not even good

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2016)

I went into this movie with an open mind. It had a very cool poster and I love the old spy movies growing up. From the moment it started to it''s cringe ending I was shocked this film was a major blockbuster. The plot is so paper thin you wouldn't be able to blow your nose with it. It was essentially a string of clichés held together by crude 'action' scenes and the pure will power of Colin Firth desire to star in some thing that doesn't require him to strip off and walk slowly towards a painfully awkward middle class woman. The cinematography was uniformly awful to the point I started playing spot the green screen to keep myself amused. The action was either poorly executed or over the top and gory. It was as if the director had one seen the toxic avenger and robocop but had never git the irony'. There are no original ideas, no interesting shots and the whole thing feels like it took place in a shoebox. It also does the flavour of the day, ironically break the forth wall and admit it''s rubbish, then does more ribbish like it''s allowed now. No you are not allowed to be rubbish if you know you're rubbish, It's not ironic, it's pure laziness.