Kingsman: The Royally Stupid Secret Service

Rating: 1/10 (1 May 2015)

IMDb is now totally compromised - such a grade for such crap???? What is going on? This is either for 11-year olds or people with an IQ of 11. Nothing makes sense, half the cast acting is horrible, it is only cheap effects, cheap shots, a thousand of Hollywood clichÃ©s, shallow British snobbery, ridiculous, utterly unbelievable plot, horrible music. This is Seth Rogen bad. People like Colin Firth should be ashamed allowing their name to be associated with garbage of this magnitude.
They try to trump up humor from exploding heads of people. They try to compensate lack of substance with excessive meaningless violence and gore. They try to compensate lack of quality humor with endless profanities.
None of the characters is really attractive except for Firth's and only to some extent.
This is for teenagers who use to watch all these horror movies with people cut to pieces and whatnot.
Crap like this deserves minus 3 stars.