It's at least better than The Room

Rating: 4/10 (1 August 2015)

This movie was not very entertaining. I remember being swarmed by its trailer in 2014 and it looked very predictable back then. Young, brash British boy with a checkered past gets drafted into the secret service to become a secret agent, which felt like a very cliché way to start things off.
We follow him through his training along with several other boring recruits and a girl (techniqally two girls but they only had enough personality for half a girl). Somewhere in the movie we learn that Mr. Bland is very good at sleight of hand but Mr. Ballpunt McButtkick isn't fooled. It's a setup for the scene in the movie that I like to refer to as "James Bond for the mentally challenged". Without trying to spoil the scene, it (along with the movie) feels like a movie for people with very low attention span, maybe catering to people with ADHD.
The dialogue is somewhat clumsy written and tries to be smarter than it really is. It tries to take itself serious when it should not and it just makes a smelly mess of itself. The delivery is blander than Peter Weller before they made him into the most awesome looking, sounding and acting robot since Optimus Prime, not the stupid new Transformers thank you very much.
Are there no redeeming qualities in this movie? No, but two things make it bearable: The villain and the church fight scene. The villain? It's Samuel L. Jackson and he does his job and he seemed the more interesting than any of the other boring people in the movie. Not only is he fantastic at promoting the fact that he wants everyone to be fat, he's also weird, odd and again, the most entertaining character in this sloth-bucket of clichés.
The church scene is wonderful since so many horrible people are murdered by Glasses Killsalot and they would have deserved it even without Evil Von Fattylove's intervention.
Before you ask yourself "wasn't Hanna Alström showing her Swedish bum" yes she was and if you think three seconds of bum on the scene really is a good reason to watch a movie you probably need help making the hard decision in life, such as "should I go outside without adult supervision today".
On the subject of Hanna Alström, she was speaking Swedish along with with Scandinavian Prime Minister Bjon Floberg, which was entertaining.
To save you time: don't.