My Life is Worse after Seeing this Movie

Rating: 1/10 (3 August 2015)

The best thing about this film was the time before I ever watched in when with a naive child-like faith I believed that there was still the possibility of an action film that didn't make me wish I could go back in time and slap myself in the face to avoid watching this truly horrible film.
At first I thought I could attempt to overlook the totally idiotic and unnecessary profanity in hopes that the action scenes and over all plot would make it worth while. But after a while (and by "a while" I mean the first 10 minutes) it just seems like a bunch of prepubescent children were given permission to swear like the big kids, and for no apparent reason are running around screaming the f word.
A man sliced cleanly in half in the first scene should have given me a fair warning. The violence wasn't laughable or gruesome or realistic. It was stupid. I've seen episodes of sponge bob square pants where poorly sketched characters slap each other that had more of a positive effect on me than this did.
Even the overall plot was dull and predictable.
I don't know what sort of blackmail was used on some of these great actors to get them to agree to this truly pathetic production. I feel certain it was created for idiots by idiots.
If you want to watch a truly horrible movie in every way, this one is for you.