Total Garbage.

Rating: 1/10 (22 February 2015)

My faith in humanity is shaken by seeing the praise heaped on this movie by other reviewers. It is simply terrible. It can't decide if it wants to be an action movie or a spoof of an action movie. It fails badly at both while also being excessively violent and offensive. I am disappointed in Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Caine, Mark Hamill, and others for allowing themselves to be associated with this pile of dung. However, most of all, I feel embarrassed that the money that I spent to see this movie will enrich the filmmakers and increase the likelihood of something similar stinking up the theaters in the future.