Nothing more than misplaced, dark violence depicted through sarcasm.

Rating: 4/10 (3 May 2015)

This film is a disgusting product, teetering on the edge of child abuse, animal murder, and desensitizing exploding heads. A poor script accompanies it. Perhaps one of Jackson and Firth's worst contributions to the industry, Kingsman: The Secret Service bathes in blood and, if matters couldn't even be worse, Vaughn throws in a less than subtle 5 minute McDonald's product placement commercial. Truly an insult to the actors' potential; this film is additionally a waste of their opportunity and talent. Ending the film with an anal sex scene between Taron Edgerton's character and a Scandinavian princess who was widowed no less than ten minutes beforehand, Vaughn spits in the face of any who call out his obtuse morality. The final credits contain an attempt at a clichÃ© representation of the eccentric and poorly executed bar- fight scene in the beginning of the movie