Low Brow Stuff. Entertaining? Hardly

Rating: 2/10 (29 June 2015)

A British Secret Service recruits teenagers to become Kingsman Super Agents. Code names are used by this Service ala King Arthur time. Harry aka Galahad (Colin Firth) recruits Eggsy (Taron Egerton) later known as Lancelot. Valentine (Samual L. Jackson) is a multi billionaire bent on reducing earth's population via a Culling but saving an elite few. And this is accomplished by a chip inserted into people causing them to fight to the death when the chip is activated.
Ah, the promos did it again. They promised a good spy story mimicking Bond James Bond and other spy films. The first half was pretty good. The choreography during the fights was outstanding. We see the training of recruits vying for the new Kingsman Agent position.
Then the second half degraded into mass murders in a Church and these murders went on for too long a time, fights breaking out all over the world, later we see exploding heads worldwide, and let's not forget a mother with knife in hand trying desperately to get through a bathroom door to kill her child within. This is entertainment? Hardly.
The ending showed us the lure of anal sex as a reward for Eggsy for saving the planet. Again, this is entertainment? Hardly.
Notables: Michael Caine as Arthur, the head of the Kingsman Secret Service; Mark Strong as Merlin, Arthur's henchman; and Mark Hamill as Professor Arnold. Sofia Boutella as Gazelle is an amputee that now has knives for legs and her choreography is brilliant.
Okay, so if there is another Kingsman Secret Service movie we will know what to expect and not pay any attention to the promos. (2/10)
Violence: Yes. Sex: No. Nudity: Yes, a female behind. Language: Yes and much of it.