Quite Possibly the Worst Movie Ever Made

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2002)

Seriously, I skimmed the comments for this movie, and I only found one guy who said that this was the stupidest movie ever. What's with that? You people are messed up.
This is extremely absurd, considering, including me, I know at least five people who are of that opinion, and dozens more who just hate this movie. I - and I'm not kidding you here - almost got laughed out of a conversation for admitting to having paid to see it in a theatre. And no, I don't live in Snobland, but thanks for asking.
Why is this movie so bad? It's not funny. Simple as that. Is a guy getting his arm torn off in a bowling-ball-shiner machine funny? No. Mind you, getting an ear bitten off isn't particularly funny either but both Mike Tyson and the Big Lebowski made it work. This movie doesn't make anything work at all, I've rarely seen so many minutes without a laugh - hell, even dramas usually have more funny scenes. Now that I've mentioned Big Lebowski - there's an excellent, excellent, hilarious... err... excellent movie - and it involves bowling too. But this? This aggression on movie-making will not stand.
Sincerely takin' er easy for all us sinners,
Marmaduke Grove