What, are you high?

Rating: Null/10 (16 April 2004)

Maudlin. Derivative. A bunch of really bad continuity errors (watch Uma's sword in the scene where she meets her daughter - it's there, it's not, it's back, it's gone - PUHLEEZE - I paid $15 to see rookie editing mistakes? WTF?!).
Tarantino could have saved us all an hour and a half and just left the important parts in Vol. 1. The only redeeming segment was the Cruel Tutelage of Pai Mai - and only as an encomium to all the great kung fu films of days gone by. The rest of the movie is a bad soap opera with guns.
Comparing it to the legendary Seven Samurai is bordering on sacrilege; it's nothing special, and people really need to realize that the esteemed director has not had an original idea since Pulp Fiction - the sooner, the better.
Disappointing.