It's 3rd rate zombie movie - minus the zombies

Rating: Null/10 (9 January 2004)

I might include the odd 'tag-line' spoiler.
What a truly terrible film. The originality, creativity and black humor that was easily seen in 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp fiction' is complete lost in Tarantino's current manifestation. Kill Bill is completely devoid of plot, character development and dialogue - the line "my name's Buck and I'm here to f_ _k!" would have to be the epitome of the film.
Its stunted stunt scenes and gratuitously violent overtones, drip veritable mozzarella, as gallons of splattering blood gush from one amputation to the next - I'm amazed that the main characters didn't chomp on the severed appendages! - I haven't seen this many lost limbs since 'night of the living dead'.
At any rate, his split screen camera tricks, colour to black'n'white imagery and homage to several obvious blockbusters do nothing to fatten this already rice-paper thin movie. My advice: "is to stay in": save your hard earned cash on some take-away sushi and watch the re-runs of any Kung-Fu 70's action sitcom - you'll get less gore, more realistic martial arts and better oriental nibbles that aren't as processed as this cheesy loser.