What A Piece Of Crap!

Rating: Null/10 (13 April 2004)

I saw this movie when it was in theatres and wondered why on earth anyone would spend money and put out such an effort to make such a piece of crap. A friend recently told me it was in the IMDB top 250 and I was surprised. Now that I've looked and I've seen that is so high in the list, I have to say it one more time - What a piece of crap!
I have previously greatly enjoyed QT movies. Pulp Fiction is certainly one of my favourite movies. It was an infusion of several different simultaneous plots into an entertaining, solid and complete movie. I can't say any of these things about Kill Bill V1. It is a vengeance movie with nothing more than a lot of fighting, a lot of blood and no reason to give a damn about anyone in the movie. I could care less about the characters portrayed by Uma, Lucy or Vivica. Yes, they're all hot, but that's not enough for a whole movie.
Unless someone offers to buy all my popcorn, drinks, a hot dog, some licorice, a box of Milk Duds AND pay for the ticket, I won't be seeing part 2 in the theatre. If they do buy all that stuff at least I'll be so full I'll likely fall asleep.