Ranks up there with "You Got Served"

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2004)

This movie was terrible. It was comparable to slow painful torture. I would have cried out in pain but I was too busy vomiting uncontrollably. A merciful God would have exploded my eyes and hopefully I would have drowned in a Kill Bill like blood squirt. This movie should be used as an Anti-drug commerical. This is what happens when you are high. You create a terrible movie and ruin your reputation. I was surprised to learn that this movie had a script. I naturally assumed that this movie was written a monkey with brain damage who had both arms cut off and had to type it by slamming his head on the keyboard. Clearly this movie was the result of a collaboration of sadistic free masons who enjoy the sick pleasure of enducing pain on others. A movie like this physically took 5 years off my life. The only type of person who could possibly have found anything good out of this must have an IQ of 30 or less, possibly the equivalent of a toaster oven. The only possible explanation for a movie so horrible, is that some guy walking down the street saw a sale on camcorders at K-mart and decided to start filming one of the worst movies of all time.