Fan-bloody-tastic!!!

Rating: Null/10 (13 October 2003)

Behold the glory that is 'Kill Bill'...
Give a very unhappy Uma Thurman a samurai sword. Throw in the keys to a bright yellow truck affectionately named the 'Pussy Wagon'. Add about 80+ people for her to rip into, and you have about 1 hour and 50 minutes of Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece.
No matter how much I had over-hyped this movie in my mind, no matter how great I thought it was going to be, nothing... I repeat... NOTHING had prepared me for the end result.
'Kill Bill' had me smiling from start to finish. It had everything I could have possibly asked for in a movie, and then some just for kicks. The pacing was excellent, the soundtrack was amazing, and the fight sequences were absolutely fantastic. Honestly, the stuff you see in here puts all the CGI simulated fight sequences to *shame*.
Uma Thurman's go as The Bride was spectacular. I honestly never knew she had it in her. The whole movie, I had this malicious grin on my face that said "Hell yeah, Uma! Kick some @ss!!!" (And for those who HAVE seen the movie, tell me that Lucy Liu didn't have one of THE best scenes in the entire film?) All I can say is Quentin get's an A+ for the casting call.
As for the rest of it, all I can say is 'pure Tarantino.' There's a reason this guy is as well-loved as he is. Very few people could add such humor and style to a movie where decapitated bodies are pumping blood 60 feet in the air. It may not be for the faint of heart, but it sure is deliciously fun.
I loved 'Reservoir Dogs'. I adored 'Pulp Fiction'. But 'Kill Bill' has officially claimed my heart. You can love or hate Tarantino all you want, but one thing's for sure... he makes some pretty freakin' awesome movies.
And this? This is truly his best.
To quote the 5,6,7,8's... "Woo hoo! Woo hoo hoo!!!"