More Decapitations than any film in history (probably all combined)!

Rating: Null/10 (14 October 2003)

Did the transformation from video store clerk to A-List Hollywood writer and director cause too much trauma for Quentin? I truly think the man has lost his mind.
You can't say that he got lucky with PULP FICTION or that it was just a fluke. I think that PULP was one of the twenty five best films of all time, and it took an immense amount of unique brilliance and talent to put it together, especially with the limited experience that Quentin had, at the time. However, this one gives credibility to the second half of FROM DUST TILL DAWN, when the employees of the Mexican bar all suddenly become vampires.
After being shot in the head and left for dead, and after sitting in a car for six months and nursing her leg by herself despite the fact that doctors didn't think she'd ever walk again, little Uma Thurman single handedly takes on the two hundred best swordsmen in Japan. Yes, that would be my one sentence summary of KILL BILL.
If you want a reality based film with a cohesive, believable plot, then go see FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART SIX, REVENGE OF THE NERDS PART EIGHT or LAST ACTION HERO PART TWELVE. If your thing is watching people get their heads and limbs cut off, then this film should make you happier than Michael Jackson at a LITTLE RASCALS festival.
RESERVOIR DOGS and JACKIE BROWN weren't bad, but comparing KILL BILL to PULP FICTION is seriously like putting KINDERGARTEN COP up against GONE WITH THE WIND. Quentin, what the hell happened to you? Nobody is going to be anxiously awaiting the second part; nobody is going to care!