This movie is so bad it hurts.

Rating: 1/10 (11 October 2003)

The first review written for kill bill was right on... after that, what are you people thinking??? First off, ridiculousness aside, this movie was a waste of good money and celluloid that could be used for good cinema. B-movies should know their place, and no amount of "good" actors or lame choreography is going to make it any better. This movie has opened my eyes to the juvenile mind set that Quentin Tarantino possesses. An antisocial 4th grader who likes to draw stick figures of people getting their heads chopped off because it's "funny" would have made this movie. To be frank, I was one of those 4th graders, like any normal adolescent fascinated with the concept of violence. But you know what? I grew up, and apparently Quentin Tarantino NEVER did. When will Hollywood (ESPECIALLY Miramax and Harvey Weinstein) learn that Epic does not necesarrily equal horrifically violent.