Bloody Insanity.

Rating: 9/10 (14 April 2006)

This is Quentin Tarantino's blood soaked love letter to martial arts movies specifically and exploitation in general. I had the pleasure of seeing it in the theater. When it ended, an old lady sitting in front on me proclaimed that it was the worst movie that she had ever seen. I, however, could not stop smiling throughout. This was made for those sad souls who toil in the video store looking for that special title or cover art. It has everything that a growing cinema hound desires: giddy gore, femme fatales, overwrought dialogue, anime interludes, wicked saturation, Zamfir, Daryl Hannah with an eye patch, a game Uma Thurman, a surprisingly lively Earl McGraw, willed toe movement, a Buck who likes to f**k, a trash talking, knife wielding Vivica A. Fox, an all girl Japanese beach band, a killer opening scene, a wise Sonny Chiba, sword spanking, a schoolgirl assassin brandishing a mace, a nasty, raspy David Carradine, a long squirting bare neck, a bright yellow pu**y wagon, a dead Lucy Liu commenting on the beauty of the sword that just ventilated her head, "Nobody But Me" by The Human Beinz, and a great tease of a non-ending. Buckle up kiddies, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.