Indulgence

Rating: 1/10 (22 September 2005)

Personally, I'm not averse to complete nonsense, which this most certainly is, but its got to have some kind of hook to it.
Unless you're harbouring deep desires to be a sword murderer, in which case you probably need help. Anyway there's better sword fighting for you out there, (Crouching Tiger / Flying Daggers etc.) In the good old US of A, we like our characters to be flawed, dirty and with guns. Something Tarantino so expertly portrayed in Pulp Fiction et al, unashamedly using many Japanese techniques to great effect.
Now he just has made an American Ninja movie. Something akin to going to your local skateboarder-emporium and seeing your Dad trying on the T-shirts. Now hide the embarrassment by adding huge amounts of sword fighting. And there you have it - Kill Bill.