The Kill Bill Masterpiece Went Down All the Wrong Holes, in Life

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2006)

Hi there, dear IMDb Fans Alike!!! Thanks for the opportunity to comment because I don't always know if I'm doing the right thing on these sorts of sites, but bygones aside I'll let you know what I thought because Uma Thurman seems like one hell of a fox, except when she's trying to tell if her lips are aligned to yours, and then she's more of a little troll whose under a bridge trying to find where her porridge is. But regardless, and of course, back to Kill Bill, Uma really knows how to make a man gust with laughter and look for the nearest defenestration hole, because there is no way in hell that she got that way all by herself, and at that I think that we all need to give the world a hand of applause about how well we were all able to tolerate that totalitarian masterpiece of iron man logic that we saw there, most likely to my detriment because I think that my ex spouse got an extra bad case of diarea after she finished watching it... its kind of a girl thing but she's not supposed to get excited outside of the house and we have a tendency to slip her a laxative when she gets extra rubbish and Uma really set her heart on fire, wow!, pow!, wow!, ow!, it never stopped and Karen kept jumping all over the furniture and so it was kind of a disaster, but I guess that's besides the point. Really, I liked it, but not in a warm and cuddly kind of way because Karen ended up on the potty all night long afterwards, and it was the only way to keep her diarea'in ass from rioting in the streets. So lets keep it straight, actors act, but Patrica's on whacked out outlanderisti,ish, resort torn, gadgetry can't really always light my fire.
Sincerely, M. Haas, 01, Director in Training