Nervous twitching

Rating: 10/10 (11 October 2003)

Okay, I'm not sure if this is because of the crap that went down last night afterward, but my heart is still beating like crazy after my first viewing of Kill Bill. This movie was completely insane, evil, traumatizing, and excellent! Some director is really gonna have to pull something out of his @ss to top this movie off within the decade, and I've only seen the first half! I just have to say that part 2 has a LOT to answer to, and I trust Quentin and everything, but this movie was just larger than life.
Some great parts (****WARNING! MAY BE SPOILERS****):
The very beginning where Bride gets shot in the head surprised the crap outta me.
The evilest moment in this movie is when Vivica Fox all of a sudden blows a hole right through her kid's cereal box at the Bride. That was sooo surreal, it still feels like it didn't really happen.
There were a few great songs in this movie especially the one that was simply whistled by Elle before it was time to finish Bride off. There was one more song (aside from the trailer music) that was so cool but I can't remember where it was in the movie. It kinda sounded like that Tears for Fears song "Head Over Heels." What are these song titles? I want them!
The whole anime sequence was just mind-boggling. I'm not much of an anime watcher, but I've never seen the camera shake like that in any animated sequence. The best part was when the girl, under the bed, "Whimpered" and shoved the actual word that floated out right back into her mouth so they wouldn't hear her. The guy in the white cloak who kicked that cigar butt into the alcohol was one of the evilest looking villians I've ever seen in animation.
The whole sword master part was hilarious! And that was one of the most natural conversations I've ever heard in any movie to date. It had a lot to do with the writing and acting as well, especially the "Now you're making fun of me" line by the Bride. I know we've all heard chicks say that in real life before, but movies just don't like to be realistic I guess.
Hilarious part..."Silly rabbit--" "--tricks are for--" "--kids." Almost like one person saying "Catch" and the other saying "22."
And finally, the moment I realized that this movie was unbelievably larger than life was when all of the kung-fu guys were lying in a huge mass of blood and lost limbs whimpering (hehe) and moaning while Bride stood on the balcony to curse them all.
Lucy Liu was beautiful in this movie. Great. Just great. Everyone go see it. Support the talented man that is Quentin Tarantino for all of his great work.
P.S. If one more person, regardless if they've see it or not, says this film is "Croutching Tiger Hidden Matrix" I will slug them because they are obviously jealous of all the attention Quentin deserves. They feel perfectly fine paying 7 bucks multiple times to see Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle though.