like watching someone else play a video game for 90 minutes

Rating: Null/10 (17 November 2003)

Q.T. is to film what Steven King is to Literature. If you like King books, you'll like Kill Bill. It's like watching somebody else play a video game for 90 minutes, sorry, but that's about as good as it gets.

I kept expecting more, but it just didn't deliver... at all...
And now it's a soap opera, with 2 more contractual installments due. Oh, I can hardly...yawn...wait for those.
Monty Python did the squirting blood thing about 30 years ago...and theirs always hit the mark (i.e. funny) not just a morbid display. And unlike the gruesome chainsaw sequence in 'Scarface' - I still remember that scene "Angel was my friend..." - Kill Bill is mostly un-memorable and bland.