Please Read Mr. Tarantino

Rating: 1/10 (11 May 2004)

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. I am a very generous movie critic, but after witnessing this nightmare tonight, I am forced to spill my rage. When I heard all the critics rave about this movie, I put aside my dislike for other Tarantino films and decided I should see this particular film. What a mistake. I realize this is only the first part of two films, but I can honestly say there is no chance I will ever waste my time watching the second part. Not only was the plot as unbelieveable as the 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' reasoning, but the acting was sub-par, the cinematography was nauseating, and I am disowning all of my friends who recommended this film. The setting for this story is just as inconceivable as the Smurfs. I have heard better ideas at gradeschool science fairs. Maybe the sequel will be better, but that doesn't seem all that difficult seeing as though I have seen more entertaining commercials for car dealerships.
I can't understand the positive reaction to this film. The fight scenes were unfathomable, jumping from "Crouching Tiger.." to "The Adams Family". There is no logic to this film!!! Customers, if you have a choice, do not watch this movie. You will be disappointed.