110 minutes of misery

Rating: 4/10 (13 October 2003)

By all measures, this is a terrible movie. The acting is pathetic, the soundtrack is odd, and even the senseless violence gets extremely awkward at times. The writing is consistently bad, except for some brief instances when it becomes acutely awful.
The only upsides to this movie:
1) They spared us the second half.
2) It is amusing at times when it intends to be amusing, but much more often at times when the intentions are sincere.
3) Those of us who are FFVI fans now know that Gogo is a woman, thus allowing us to move forward in our lives.
My advice to anyone who gets dragged into going by their friends: pass the time by making fun of the film. If your expectations were too high, as mine were, you will be miserable.