Terrible piece of cinema

Rating: Null/10 (29 October 2003)

Where have the staples of a good movie - a plot, characterization, or a shadow of written conversation - gone too?
Why is it that a movie is a movie based solely on pretty a person flips through the air? A sword gleams as it slices in the dark? How far a spray of blood gushes from a severed stump?
So-called "critics" panned a movie like "Secondhand Lions" and stumbled over numerous accolades for this piece of oozing filth. How can so many critics be so universally wrong?
Terrible piece of drudge. Don't waste your money.