OH MY GOD

Rating: 1/10 (26 October 2003)

Let me just say that I saw Reservoir Dogs before most of you were in Junior High, and that I am a huge fan of the old time Samuri movies, and David Carradine was my childhood hero. That being said, this movie was the most painful two hours I have experienced in years, and considering that in the last two years I have experienced a vasectomy and divorce, that is saying quite a bit.
This movie makes more sense as a parody of itself than it does as an over-stylized 'tribute' to the kung fu movies of old. As entertaining as those movies were when I was 7, I have advanced, and movie making has advanced, and quality cinematography and pretty actresses does not a quality film make. Perhaps if Uma or Lucy had been nude, then there may have been something redeeming value to the 2 hours I just spent enduring this film.

The last movie that I walked out of was Pink Cadillac, and even then I made it through 2/3 of it. Had I not been the primary source of transportation for my 3 friends, one of which had recommended this piece of 'brilliance' I would have left inside of 15 minutes.
DO NOT BRING A DATE TO THIS MOVIE, it will be your last date with that person, in fact, do not even bring yourself to this movie, if I could, I would give this film -1000 out of 10 to average down the inflated reviews that all of you Tarantino fanatics have giving it. Yes he has had some brilliant films, yes he is a visionary, but when you only have 4 films to your credit, and one of them is this....
Of the four of us who watched this 'thing' we rated it as a 0,0,0,10 giving it a solid 2.5. unfortunately, most people who think it sucks as much as I do won't spend the time to tell you here.