Theft and exploitation

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2004)

Let's imagine Tarantino holidaying in Italy and re-making "La dolce vita".... Well, this is how I see Kill Bill. Choose the right soundtrack, steal the clothes from Bruce Lee and redo a Kurosawa (I WISH!) that happens to be very close to the Lone Wolf series with all the same gore effects. A 5 minutes plot, with a lot of blood. Surely the cartoon and the fight series could have been shortened (just over 1 hour 30 mins!!!) so that there would be no need for a number 2.... but, money is money and Tarantino makes more money throwing on to the market a double 'bill'.... Hurrah! Let's all be ripped off! Looking forward to "La dolce vita" Tarantino way now.... surely a masterpiece....