crap

Rating: 1/10 (5 March 2004)

This movie is the worst crap I've ever seen. On the other hand, it might be genius. If Tarantino wanted to make money on idiots which try to search art in this s***, and just watch their attempts to explain how brilliant this movie is, then I'm totally for it! I know there'll be lots of losers tryin' to do that, and I really think it's a heaviest job ever. This movie is real "pulp fiction", artificial and stupid and naive in every sense, plus it's not interesting at all. Every character has at least one totally exaggerated characteristic, and all of them are total nonsense. Styling is crap, action is insult even for any Hong Kong movie, and absolutely fun spoiler. Aesthetics, what's that? Here it's cheaper than anything You ever saw. Everything here is totally misused to "pump up" a story, which is so thin and bad, that it almost doesn't exist. Not worth of anyone's 111 minutes of life, even a homeless person's 111 minutes of lying drunk on a cold concrete-time! Once again, this movie IS a brilliant thing, if Tarantino wanted to literally rape the audience, and make fun of people who will try to find art in this junk! But something tells me this is not the case :( Yeah, and the choice of music is essentially the same if he would just record 111 minutes of any Tokyo radio station which emits pop-crap-music.