Don't fall the emperors new clothes

Rating: Null/10 (26 October 2003)

This was without doubt one of the worst movies ever. The people in it hide their alleged acting abilities so well I cannot call them actors. the dialogue sounded like the US English translation of the Italian dubbing of a Chinese movie.
It stinks.
Now I know that QT is supposed to be one of the best. I don't care what he has done before or done since (hence the comment about the emperors clothes). This film should be ignored. Freddy vs Jason and Cabin Fever are vastly superior. In fact at the end of FvJ the audience gave a standing ovation, in the case of Kill Bill, half the audience had left.
Wild horses will not get me to Vol2, and if there is any sense in the world it will never be seen.
I can only think of one reason to see this, as a guide how not to make a movie.
To me, this was self indulgent pap