I want to throw Tarantino into the path of a Sherman tank (allegedly!)

Rating: Null/10 (19 April 2004)

First of all let me say, I am ashamed at myself for wasting 5 minutes of my life (which I will never get back), writing about a Tarantino movie.
I am an obsessive movie-goer. I live and breathe movies, and consider myself to be a bit of a connoisseur. I like to think I know a good movie when I see it, and a good director when I see his or her work.

To say Tarantino is a talented director, is equivalent to saying Britney Spears is a talented recording artist. It's all smoke and mirrors, unfortunately a lot of the population has been fooled, and these untalented individuals are making a lot of money.
Enough Tarantino bashing, time to bash his movie. Kill Bill: Vol. I (don't expect a review of Volume II, there won't be one), is quite possibly the most ridiculous, unashamedly bad movie of our time (I didn't think it could get any worse than From Dusk Till Dawn, but it did). I have to give Tarantino some credit, he has totally brainwashed a large majority of the world's population into believing he has talent. If you rate Kill Bill: Vol. 1 more than a 0.0001 out of 10, you should consider increasing your medication. If you do not, welcome to the world of sensible people.
Uma Thurman, you may have gargantuan hands and feet, but I love you. Stop wasting the talent God gave you on Tarantino movies.