Meh...

Rating: Null/10 (20 May 2004)

Okay, what was the whole point of this movie? Was it really to go kill everyone to get revenge on based on the fact that they killed her? I don't even know the first characters name due to the lack of umm... plot?
Now I know I'll probably have some people come in here and say, "OMG this movie rocked" or "Here we go again, another person posting about how they didn't like it." However, for anyone that has seen a real martial arts movie with some truth to it (Kiss of the Dragon, Enter the Dragon, Bruce Lee Story, Green Hornet, Tai Chi Master.." I dunno, I was kinding expecting a little more seriousness to this...
1) How do you bleed that much when your arm gets chopped off? 2) How does a trained assassin miss shooting Uma at the beginning? 3) The whole vaseline, screwing Uma in coma scene is just sick, I'm sorry... 4) Nice final fight scene, that was the most pathetic I've ever seen. 5) Justify the spraying blood? It may work in animes, didn't work here. 6) Another lame scene where they have the chance to kill her but then for some stupid reason Bill says, "NO Don't!" WTF? 7) Killing 88 men? That way? HUH? Go watch Jet Li in KOTD and look how it might really be done...
This was a movie that had great potential... I did like some things. Who else would've thought that this movie would've been great had they just made it serious? They could've totally had a great martial arts movie, being that I thought Uma Thurman did a great job. This just seems like a movie that interests little high school kids and stoned/drunk/failing college kids on the weekends. Oh well...
Have fun replying, bashing, or discussing this.. lol...