Most hilariously unintentional homo-erotic film ever made!

Rating: Null/10 (30 October 2015)

Side splitting comedy from beginning to end!
It opens up with these two hulking muscle boys holding each other while gliding down a river in a gondola. They're both really, really "touchy" and from the first scene forward, it's like... "oh crap, I came here to see a karate movie but I think I'm in the wrong theater. I know what's going to happen next... someone's gonna get beat up... or down... OR BOTH -- oh good gawd no!"
Next, they go skipping hand in hand into a Bangkok hotel with '80s pop music blaring in the back ground... I'm totally scared at this point.
One of the "partners" looks almost just like Freddy Mercury... only more muscular and aggressive and is clearly the dominant one. The other one is none other than a supple, Jean Claude Van Dam. He's young and muscular with a boyish haircut and attitude - Oh Jesus... Jesus Christ.
The man with the radical mustache and young Jean get oiled up and proceed to frolic in the park in their skin tight tank tops for a bit. This is only like 10 minutes into the film...
I laugh hysterically while simultaneously puking into my mouth a little bit. Good times -- next up is the first fight...
The big, bad "Thai-Guy" comes out of his corner angry... with this hot dog shaped thing on his head. Next, the hulking Freddy Mercury look-a-like guy comes out of his corner in these silky, lavender shorts... As you may have guessed, he REALLY gets his butt pounded by the guy sporting the big hot dog thing on his head...
This film is so hysterical that it would make Andy Warhol blush. It's like "totally fabulous". You really have to see it to believe it. I don't want to give the rest away so, just; bring lots of tissues...
It's like... really sad or something. WINK! ;)