Van Spamme Total Genius

Rating: 10/10 (26 January 2003)

Its All Theere The Moves,Fashion,Quotes,Acting And of course Van Damme!!!
This Van Damme film is the best he has ever done.
Eric Sloan is the kick boxing champion of the world and thinks their is no-one in America that can take him so he decides to go off to Thailand were he fights the coolest kick boxer in history Tiger Tong Po. To cut a long story short Eric gets crippled so his brother Kurt (Van Damme) ends up getting trained by Mr Xian and then goes onto beat Tong Po in a Tiapie Match.
The story matters none as the only reasons you must buy this films is because of the below
Here's the reasons to get if u want it all.
Mr Xian asks Kurt to go to the local store for "grocheries" then the camera switches to jcvd and he just tilts his head and gives almost child look and says in the most funny way "grocheries".
There's a couple more cheesy scenes where he is chasing small local children about there small play area like a pouncing belgian bear,and a small boy shows him his pet rabbit,JCVD shows his appreciation by giving the small boy a comforting smile and a rub on the noggin ahhh.
When Van Damme reaches the store he strolls in and says to
mylee (Niece of Uncle Xian) "Im here to collect Uncle Xain's grocheries" u need to watch it to understand the greatness of the way JCVD says the word "grocheries".
The Final and the best Of The Cheesy and great scenes is when Mr Xian takes Kurt out for a drink and after a couple of shots of the local tipple (kiss of death) Mr Xian asks Kurt to see if he can dance (it is really to test his reaction time to the local thugs". Van damme's dancing here is to the highest quality also along to the highest quality soundtrack of "feeling so good today" by "Stan Bush",as for the moves the splits is in there and even a small bum wiggle lol. And on the way out some more quality quotes in the JCVD lingo " XIAN Xian why those guys try to hurt me","Why They So P@$$ed at me".
I Hope this review helps u to understand what makes this and all Van Damme Film Classics 10/10