You'll put your money to better use if you burn it.

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2010)

I created an account just to give this movie the worst rating that I could possibly give it.
Here are the reasons that first came to mind as to why this movie is a glittering jewel of everything that is wrong with popular culture.
1) Needless, unentertaining, uncreative and horribly graphic violence. 2) Needless, pathetic-attempts-at-being-funny sexual content. 3) Needless, excessive, pathetic-attempts-at-being-funny language (especially coming from a little girl). 4) Shallow, flimsy, and pathetically strung-together plot. 5) Next-to-zero character development.
Oh, my goodness... it is painful just to try and remember this film. I feel ashamed that Nicolas Cage would be in this movie.
I find the lack of any redeeming value in this movie to be staggering. I swear that my grades have dropped just because of the brain cells killed during the watching of this movie.