This is the best movie in the history of the anything

Rating: 10/10 (18 April 2010)

If it were physically possible, i would bear this movie's child. This movie is just that great. I would have sex with this movie if i could, and i would like it... I saw it once on opening day, and i am going to go and see it again, and again, and again, and again, and again... when the movie ended, we got the entire theater to give it a standing ovation. this movie literally made me cry tears of sheer awesomeness!!!!! This movie will make your head explode and then regenerate out of the awesomeness and action!!!! there is probably more bullets than dialogue in this movie, and after seeing it, you will want to sacrifice a virgin lamb to the gods that have bestowed the awesomeness of this movie to us... See this movie right now or we will come and steal your innocence from you!!!! This movie will make your cock happy, and if you're female, you will grow a dick and IT WILL BE SATISFIED!!!!! Go and see this movie right now!!!!!