What the Kick-Ass was that?

Rating: 1/10 (21 January 2011)

I'm so outraged after watching this movie I just can't believe it. If I compare it to child porn, it will be nothing less appropriate. If it had just been a story about a teenage guy trying to be a superhero and fail and learn a lesson in the process, it would have probably turned into something interesting. But this retarded gore main plot takes over and degenerates completely. Major spoilers ahead: from the beginning, I was appalled seeing the father shooting his daughter... oh, she wears a bullet proof vest, he's training her, get it? Well, you have to be mentally deranged to get it. This little girl dressed up like a hooker slices, strangles and shoots people, talks dirty, gets smashed and beaten up ferociously and feels like if they had thrown in a rape scene, it would have been just the same. From this point on, you don't even care about the gayish looking, self proclaimed onanist main hero, who obviously gets the girl, or the final "exuberant" bazooka killing, as your mind tries to cope and fit this in a pattern of sick fantasy that you want to stay away from.