Oh My Gosh, you cannot be serious.

Rating: 1/10 (11 August 2010)

I have not seen this movie yet. Based off everything I read about it, I expect to see a pretty good movie. BUT, you gave Kick-Ass a 10 out of 10. A 10 out of 10. Are you mental? So this movie is absolute art. So this movie is absolute beauty on film. Please. You do realize that on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 is the highest score you can give, right. That means that you think movies do not get any better than Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass is a masterpiece. Kick-Ass is a powerful, soul-churning experience. Kick-Ass is an epic for the ages. Oh my gosh, I am going to puke. I seriously do not care how good it is, it is nowhere near a 10 out of 10. Get this trash off the Top250 please. I am seriously disgusted that I even took time to write about this movie.
If I had to pick one movie to put in a time capsule for future generations, I wouldn't pick Forrest Gump, or Titanic, or Schindler's List, or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Nope, none of these sorry films are on par with Kick-Ass! A truly gloriously masterfully powerful epically beautiful film!
(ewwgh, excuse me...)