Boring, Distracting, & Cartoonish!

Rating: Null/10 (12 August 2002)

There were only two people in the movie theater when I saw this film. Myself, & the person I was with. This gave us the opportunity to verbalize our dissatisfaction with the film. Harrison Ford's "Russian" accent seemed to only prevail when he was very, very angry. Otherwise, it wasn't noticable. The plot mainly consists of confusion & one mishap after another at a quick pace. There isn't one character that makes you care about them or their plight. There's alot of yelling & it's very claustrophobic. When they got nuked I was disgusted by their nuclear green vomit & barbecued skin, but I didn't give a hoot about the characters as people. (I felt bad for the rat though!) The later part of the film is too dragged out with too many endings. The best part (no pun intended) was seeing some young, round buttocks mooning a helicopter. That should tell you all you need to know about this movie!