Could be Worse!

Rating: Null/10 (26 January 2003)

How could this movie be worse than it already was? Simple: cast Ronald McDonald as the captain and Tara Reid as a sultry waitress to make the movie even more unbelievable. Simply put, the directors of this film managed to get almost every aspect of the story wrong. Events are transposed, and most of them are portrayed wrongly anyway. Harrison Ford trying to do a Russian accent is like a cheap pimp trying to sell auto insurance to the elderly in a small Montana town: it just doesn't work. In real life, Liam Neeson's character wasn't even supposed to be on the sub, but in the movie, he's there to give the cast that Shakspearian edge I guess. This has to be one of the worst war movies ever made, even worse than Braveheart. Not even Billy Drago could have saved this submarine movie from sinking to the bottom in a raging fireball. 0 out of 10.