Gentlemen, lets speak Russian with an English accent, yes?

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2009)

Ah - gentlemen, you are all gathered here to read the documents of the K-19 Widowmaker.
It is a Russian submarine, trapped with nuclear missiles...odd as I am Russian with an Englsih accent, do I say MISSISLES? Here we go...let us get a boring lead actor with another boring lead actor, put it in a boring script and submerge it in a boring setting.
Add some boring tension and some boring character structure as well as the routine boring army and militant dialogue which most of the human world does not understand and we will have a heavily produced boring movie over blown with boring Hollywood hype.
We will get a boring Hollywood actor who hasn't been in a good role since Witness or Star Wars and assure that his name gets first credit and that we soak you for more money as you rent this movie.
Yeah - it's another outdone Hollywood mess with Harrison Ford at the helm again...and this time he's practising his Russian accent...unfortunately, there are not enough actors who can full the job to portray a real Russian.
Wow - what has Hollywood lowered itself to? A Scotsman and an American with strong English accents trying really hard and failing to be Russian Comrades all the while real actors who have mastered the art of accents or even imagine this.....real Russian/Ukranian actors getting the role.
A failure from open to close of credits...headlined by Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson.