Another superhero cartoon, but here's the objective breakdown...

Rating: 3/10 (26 November 2017)

It is a common practice nowadays to make superhero movies into something that no longer deserves even a distinction of being called a flick. They became nothing more but a boring CGI cartoons so campy that they remind of 60s Batman show. And I'm not talking exclusively about DC projects. Hell, I consider Marvel to be way worse. Back to the topic: Justice League is far from being the worst of its genre. That title should be shared by Captain America: Civil War and X-Man: Apocalypse. Those were, without any doubt, one of the greatest abominations in history of cinema. Although I'll pick up negative votes for this observation (from both shills and infantile dumbass dorks) the history will, nonetheless, prove me right. But I digress. Again. The story of JL is as predictable as it gets. Aside with now omnipresent Hollywood liberal crap shoved down everybody's throat, the low point of this ignominy-transfer are overpredictable dialogues and sad excuse for some very juvenile humor. Besides this, history teaches us that the movie with multiple heroes is always a bad idea and this one is no exception. Acting is, due to pathetic writing, basically non-existent. However, Gal Gadot and Affleck are the ones that truly excel at playing cardboards. Wonder Woman's material actually doesn't look so bad, but the sad truth is that poor Gadot just couldn't act to save her ass. Affleck ruined the excellent Batman he portrayed in BvS, but I'll go easy on the guy 'cos he really had nothing to work with this time around. Villain is absolute cliché and I wouldn't waste a one more word on this lame sucker. The highlight of the borefest was the return of Superman. We finally get to see the real Superman, not some weenie that gets his ass kicked by absolutely everyone. Actually, it seems that this is done intentionally, in an attempt to repair Superman's reputation that was ruined over the last ten or so years. Cavill did the best with what little he was presented with, hands down. The Flash is degraded into retarded excuse for comic relief while Aquaman, contrary to the trailers, is nowhere near the macho man we were fooled to believe he'll be. In fact, I'm fairly positive he gets the most of the beating throughout the movie. Cyborg is just 'meh'. As for the rest, the plot is thin and full of holes, as usual. Recommendation: fast forward to Superman parts, skip the rest of infantile cash-grab garbage.