The train wreck we needed, but not the one we deserved

Rating: 1/10 (18 November 2017)

I came into this movie with high hopes, at least assuming it couldn't be any worse that Batman V Superman. Unfortunately, it was just terrible.
The dialogue is frequently very cheesie. The villain is so boring. Part of a characters face is CGI'd and looks horrendous. Characters freely shout out secret identities in front of civilians. Portals "conveniently" open up at perfect times, and in perfect locations. There is a random family that is shown every so often, and we are supposed to care about their well-being. Yet the movie does nothing to make us feel attached to, or even learn anything whatsoever about these people. So when they are in danger, it's not even of concern to the audience. And then the one thing that really bothered me the most...The final battle does not have a single drop of water in it!! AQUAMAN IS A MAIN PART OF FILM! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? I'm not saying the entire battle should've taken place on or near water. But at the very least, the director should've found a way to use water since it is what a MAIN CHARACTER can control. That was pathetic.
There are many more things I could bring out, but I wanted this review to not contain spoilers so that hopefully people that read it won't waste their money on watching the movie.
There are 4 funny lines in the movie I enjoyed, and 1 really cool action scene near the beginning with the Amazon's. But those things were not enough for me to give this movie even a 2nd star.
Don't waste your money watching this in theaters. Wait until you can watch it at home on the comfort of your couch. Invite some friends over so that you can laugh at how terrible it is together.