Boring and bland.

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2018)

A while ago I got an ad on YouTube. That ad was simply the scene from this movie where they try to rip off the scene from Captain America: Civil War where Iron Man recruits Spider-Man but with Batman and The Flash. The scene was so bad that I then decided that I would go out of my way to watch the full movie in the hopes that the whole thing would be a so-bad-that-its-good movie. Unfortunately, its just boring.
Plot - This movie's story is so bland and uncreative that anything you might imagine being the plot would probably be more interesting than the actual movie.
Characters - I've got nothing against any of these characters on their own or in other versions of them. In this movie they suck. No-one has any depth or is interesting enough to hold any of the scenes in there. There are hints of actual personalities, but not enough for it to actually be entertaining. I was hoping that it would end up being funny, but the dialogue is so bad that its not even ironically entertaining. Its just sad that someone was paid to write this script. If there even was a script. The only person in this movie that was even good was Aquaman. I'm not even a fan of the character. He's just the only person who was entertaining because the guy understood he was in a dumb movie and just didn't care. Its a bit like Hawkeye's dynamic in Avengers: Age of Ultron. He knew he was in dumb, boring movie, but he worked with the minuscule screen time he had.
Villain - The villain isn't even a villain. Its a mass of CGI and some moron screaming into a microphone. I've seen a lot of superhero movies, and this villain is by far the worst. He has no motivation or premise and is even worse than the mess that was Apocalypse in X-Men: Apocalypse - and he was a pretty terrible villain. At least Apocalypse had a motivation. It was dumb and his plan was dumb, but at least I understood what he was about.
Sound Mixing - I'm not one to point out the actual audio quality (I don't hear well enough to pick up slight changes) but the drop in audio quality for certain scenes is noticeable. Multiple different kinds of microphones were used in this movie and I don't see why. Honestly its a bit distracting when all of a sudden Wonder Woman appears onscreen and it sounds like her lines were dubbed over using an iPhone to record the new audio. Also, the soundtrack is played so quietly under the sound effects that I don't get why they put the music in at all.
Visuals - This movie looks like total sh**. The effects suck and the color palette is so bad even I noticed how crappy the colors are. There are brightly colored scenes that are also grainy and the overall visual quality itself is bad. Any scene where they are in a field or forest look bad because of the weird colors and any scene in a populated area looks terrible because of the bad CGI. The effects would be funnier if this movie was less boring. Honestly if this movie had the creativity to go totally off the rails, then it would be way more entertaining than what they went with.
Overall I would not recommend this movie. Its not even worth watching on an ironic level. Its just boring.