This movie gave me cancer.

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2011)

I didn't expect anything good when I heard about this movie. I'm not sure why I allowed myself to be tricked in to watching it. First of all, it was advertised on 2 things. 1: The fact that it's an Adam Sandler movie and he has made funny movies in the past. 2: One shot of the hot woman walking out of the water being shown a million times. We get it she's hot. Are we stupid? Oh my God! I want to see this movie so bad because there's hot chick in it! Give me a break. The child actors in this film were horrible. Which usually goes without saying. But good lord! Then, why is everyone in the movie so stupid? Why do they let these kids walk all over them. You take them aside and tell them to stop being little ass holes. Hell, hit them I don't care. I would say the only saving grace of this film is Nick Swardson. He is always pretty funny. But he doesn't have much to do in this movie. Slap stick is getting old. I'm pretty sure modern audiences who are over 12 or have half a brain don't think some one running into something or falling down and going boom is funny.