Just Go With It, Dude, Whatever

Rating: 5/10 (3 February 2015)

Welcome, everyone, to Final Jeopardy! Let's check the category - Unforgettable Sandman. Okay, great dude. And the answer is...this is the plot for 2011's Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston hit romantic-comedy, Just Go With It. Dooo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Okay now put down your magic computer screen markers and let's see your answers, contestant number 1. 'Where is or what is, uh, like a plastic surgeon wants to meet a girl or take his girlfriend on a vacation so he creates up a fake family with two kids and a wife but he and the wife are actually divorced and they used to be married or maybe not. I don't know, dude. You tell me Alex!' Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer is what is nobody knows. Nobody knows. We also would have accepted nobody cares and I don't know, I've never seen it. And how much did u wager? 2 hours on a Saturday? You LOOOSSSSE!
Just kidding. Whatever. I really love this movie. Just Go With It is 1 of my favorite comedies. It is! I love it! Just Go With It is the most extraordinary genius comedic script released in the last 200 years. Charlie Chaplin, eat your heart out! Just kidding, dude. The plot line of Just Go With It is so poignant, identifiable and established that I think that I might pass out right now just talking about it. It's 40 minutes later, I did pass out, I'm drooling on my keyboard, I feel hungry for some crackerjacks, and I think maybe I've come to my senses a bit. Maybe this isn't the best comedy script since 1815, I don't know, dude. Who am I to judge? But I do know one thing...the Sandman has done it again! Way to go, dude! You goofy and adorable dude, you. This movie is great with a lowercase g. Get it? Whatever. Who's hotter? - Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston or Brooklyn Decker? Dooo doo doo doo doo. Jennifer Aniston, I say. But I'm only saying that to make Nicole jealous. It's actually Brooklyn Decker...whatever, dude. Brooklyn has way less baggage than the other two. Brooklyn Decker is really comfortable on screen with these big stars and she does a really good job for a super sexy SI swimsuit cover model. A pair of her best credentials are most directly visible when Brooklyn is coming out of the sunny Hawaiian ocean in that humongous yellow bikini in slow-mo. Is that the right size, Brooklyn? She would probably know better than I, but I would think you would sink like a stone wearing sail flaps like that when swimming. I don't know, dude, whatever. Jennifer Aniston looks real sexy in this movie, and I think right now I'm trying to hide the fact that I am madly in love with Jennifer, dude. I love you, Jennifer Aniston. Whatever. Jennifer looks incredible with a lowercase i when she gets undressed to go swimming in that beautiful lagoon in that little pink bikini. How very flattering. What a hot ass. I mean, Jennifer...okay, I mean Jennifer's ass. She always is good for a chubby in that bikini scene. It's magical. Jennifer looks so hot in that bikini, I'm drooling on my keyboard once again. She definitely has a way hotter body than Brooklyn. That two-piece fits you well, Jenn. Is this in slow-mo or not? Yes. Nicole Kidman is really funny as Devlin and she's really funny in real life too. Lol! Can I just say, Nicole is beautiful. There's your competition, Jenn. Nicole nearly steals the show and she wins audiences over when she flashes her booty for a brief second in the epic Hawaiian coconut dance-off. What a fine slow-mo moment that is.
These 3 girls are so hot, Adam Sandler can just show up to the set, make some stuff up on the spot, and just go with it. Is that what happened? I hope so. The sexy nature of Just Go With It is great, and it all could have been even sexier with longer lasting stills on Jenn, Brooklyn and Nicole when they are being sexy in their scenes, those moments are a bit too fleeting, and way more sex appeal from the Sandman, for the ladies of course, and the fellas as well of course, and maybe even a plot, too! This plot is so random and whatever that it actually works out because the characters seem way more natural like their not even in a movie thanks to the performances from these dudes. That's a good thing! I do love this romantic-comedy, it's hilarious. I laughed out loud so many times, or zero times, I don't know, dude. I'm not a laugh counter. Who is? Just kidding, dude, whatever. But what I do know is Just Go With It is a really funny, and good comedy. It's really funny. Whatever. I have no more to say, except I love you, Sandman, and Jennifer Aniston. Dude.