Terrible beyond description

Rating: 1/10 (12 June 2017)

Good God, this was terrible. It was so terrible, I almost have no words. But then again, since you've come to Hot Toasty Rag to read my review, I'll have to come up with something.
If you read the plot synopsis, it doesn't seem that bad. A man pretends he's a family man to avoid getting romantic commitments, but when he starts to fall in love, he has to put his money where his mouth is and come up with a family. Then the movie starts. And you soon wish it hadn't.
I don't know if Jennifer Aniston signed a terrible contract, or if she just has lousy taste in scripts, but if she doesn't make a good movie after this one, her career might come to a screeching halt. The entire movie feels like Adam Sandler did nothing but repeat the title to his cast before every take, encouraging them to improv the most unfunny, unlikable characters in history. This movie is so terrible, it's an insult to place it among actual palatable films in the category of romantic comedies.
I've previously revealed that I'll watch every Jennifer Aniston movie in the world; she is my "It girl" and my teenage idol. That being said, I didn't make it all the way through this movie. This is the only Jennifer Aniston movie I've ever turned off. That should be a big enough "Keep Out" sign for you to see.