Just Go AWAY FROM It!!!!!

Rating: 4/10 (11 November 2011)

I wish I could just GO AWAY FROM IT. However the stench from this disaster is hard to get rid of. (NOT the kind of thing a movie wants to be remembered for.) Has Adam Sandler finally scraped the bottom of the bucket with this crap film? Does he owe lots of alimony and decided to try to use this as a way to pay off his debts? And IMDb has this rated as a 6.3?!!!! Are the voters here really THAT stupid?
Listen...I wasn't expecting an epic feature here...but trust me...you could watch the trailer and have a better experience than watching this thing from start to finish. I swear...I kept looking at the clock to see how long it had been running. At around the 45 minute mark I would have sworn it had been an hour and a half. (And not even a GOOD hour and a half at that. A tortuous hour and a half.)
In fact, this movie was so bad it wasn't even worth coming here to write a review. But out of a deep sense of humanity, I decided to write this in the hope that maybe it would save someone else from having to go through what I went through.
I've had ROOT CANALS that were more enjoyable than this movie. At least with a root canal, you can get some nitrous (which is always good for a few laughs). NOT THIS MOVIE. The adults were annoying. The kids were annoying. The plot was annoying. The acting was annoying. The directing was annoying. And after a while, even Brooklyn Decker's breasts were annoying. (Does THAT give an indication of JUST HOW BAD this movie really was?)
Jennifer Anniston couldn't save it. Nicole Kidman couldn't save it. NOBODY could save it!!! So take my advice:
RUN...DO NOT WALK...AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!!!!