Huge plucked hens and stupid jokes

Rating: 5/10 (30 June 2015)

What was that? Another film with children but so horror-like that it is not recommendable for children?? (like Tomorrowland)
The ancient animals are rendered more realistically than in the 1990s documentaries, especially their movement. However, there is a terrible lack of fantasy about their colors, like mother nature made all of them grey and with no hair, no feathers, no patterns. Basically, a lot of them look like... fat plucked hens! - like those you see frozen in the supermarket.
The park is managed by incredibly stupid people when it comes to security. They are totally unprepared and use toy rifles to deal with huge monsters as most of the latter have bulletproof scales. The telecoms are a mess, because probably they'd never tested that before! But the script is stupid as a whole, the story is blurry and the suspense is frequently killed by stupid out-of-place jokes. No matter how hard you try, you cannot take this film seriously.
Of course, "everything gonna be all right" and at the end even the animals get the message and team up with humans to eliminate the big bad guy. We are close to almost see Tyrannosaurus Rex giving the thumbs up.
And then there was that chick (bimbo) running on high heels in the forest :)