Nostalgia? Indominus Rex is a metaphor

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2015)

In Greek, nostalgia literary means "A pain from an old wound". And that is exactly what I feel after watching this movie.
Indominus Rex is a metaphor, if you didn't know. The roid-rage dinosaur represents the money hungry studios that make blockbuster bullshit and love regurgitating it all over our back sides, only to be bending us over at the same time and taking it from behind, reassuring us that our money was well spent.
We should be ashamed as the viewers and movie patrons to allow such a mockery of THE great classics. Quick, let me bite into a raw meat patty to get this bad taste of movie out of my mouth.
TOP 5 - CLUES, REASONS & COMMON SENSE TO WHY THIS MOVIE SUCKS.
1. NOBODY FROM THE PAST MOVIES WERE IN THE FILM?!? Sorry BD Wong, you should stick to Mulan & Seven Years In Tibet. Really Sam Neil???Joseph Mazzello?? REALLY??
2.CGI. Way to much CGI. The guy who made the real life robotic dinosaurs died after the 2nd installment of the franchise. Simple solution: Find the someone who can make the dinosaurs or don't make the film. Also, if you couldn't tell this movie was sponsored by Mercedes. And a fraction of Starbucks....Thank you product placement.
3. Chris Pratt....More like Burt Macklin to save the day and the dinos!! Don't get me started on the fake ass Jeff Goldblum protégé played by Jake Johnson....
4. Steven Spielberg isn't directing! Huh? Shouldn't that be a sign right there? I guess after the 3rd installment went extinct after opening weekend just wasn't the answer. Why would you ever think this would be good if he, STEVEN SPIELBERG, isn't directing it?? To much of a good thing is bad people, stop rebooting and start being creative & original.
5. There are TWO things that are free when it comes to making movies on any scale. GREAT WRITING & GREAT ACTING. Something which everyone who made this film possible forgot to do.
Stop hunting for the dollar sign AND hunt for the originality that lies in within.
ALL IN ALL, INSTEAD OF ENGINEERING A NEW DINOSAUR, HOW ABOUT ENGINEERING A BETTER MOVIE.