Wanted to love the movie - but HATED it instead!

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2015)

Attention! Spoilers ahead!
First I would like to say that I'm not an English native speaker. So please excuse any mistake I might make. Also, this is the first review I write here on IMDb, and I hate that it has to be a bad one!
I really wanted to love this movie, because I'm a big fan of the franchise, and I simply loved Chris Pratt's performance (as, I guess, many of us did) in "Guardians of the Galaxy"! In that movie he played such a refreshingly natural, witty and self-ironic character! But even he couldn't compensate for the extremely bad writing and characterization of THIS movie!
The original Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movies of all times. And I think John Williams wrote one of his best scores (and he has written so many fantastic scores) for that particular movie (and its two successors)!
So, as my expectations were understandably high, my disappointment with this movie was, as I'm very sad to say, almost absolute! There are only VERY few movies, during which I was even tempted to leave the theater... THIS was one of them! I barely made it through the ending! As soon as the movie ended, I left the theater (which I almost NEVER do!), and the moment I got back in my car, I started to rant. I STILL cannot believe how bad this film was! So here is why:
First of all, the characters. With the only exception of Chris Pratt's character, there was NOT A SINGLE ONE in this movie that I found to be even remotely likable! And, dare I say, there are quite a few of them. And that's already part of the problem! WHAT'S THE FRICKIN' POINT OF THE STORY??? I guess, there just isn't any...
Unfortunately this one of the ever growing number of films that just don't HAVE a point to them, aside from the aim of making lots and lots of money at the box office! Jurassic World is exactly like its "villain" dinosaur - the stupidly named "Indominus Rex" - in that it's been "engineered" to appeal to the masses. That's all there is to it. But at least for me that's not what I'm looking for when I buy a movie ticket!
I must also say that I find it VERY peculiar when I see all those 10/10 reviews from people stating in the first paragraph of their review, or even in its title(!), that they found the movie to be "predictable". One of them even wrote that he or she "knew from the get-go that the movie would not be as good as the '1993 masterpiece". So why, I ask, do these people still give the movie a 10/10 rating??? I just don't get it.
When I pay good money to watch a movie, the last thing I want is "predictability", "flawed logic" or "poor characterization", all of which this film features in abundance!
The characters in this movie are, all and sundry, UNBELIEVABLE (in the worst sense of the word). And I have to add that that is also true for Chris Pratt's character. I mean, please: An ex-Navy soldier... training velociraptors? FOR REAL?? How, may I ask, is he even qualified for that job?? Was he a paleontologist or an animal trainer before he joined the Navy?? Okay, I get it... Navy = tough guy with lots of guts. Great writing, I must say! Who could have thought of THAT! That's brilliant...! NOT!!! It's absolutely stupid!! Why should an ex-Navy seal know the first thing about taming dinosaurs (assuming they COULD be tamed)!
And, to be honest, and as much as it pains me to say this, but Chris Pratt is an absolute miscast for this role! He just isn't the type, neither for an ex-Navy soldier nor for a wild animal tamer! I just didn't buy it. Sorry! He is simply far too "cute" for that, too much "nice guy".
And what about that stupid "love story" between him and that "doll" in the white dress and that grotesque hair-do?? Who is to believe that THOSE TWO would EVER have something going between them? Well, I for one didn't.
And those two boys... *sigh* They are not even cute or funny... only annoying. Their sole purpose in the movie seems to be to "get in trouble" so that their "aunt" has something to scream about.
I could go on and on and on... The plot is an absolute mess. There is no real story (at least none I could discern). Instead it's one mere "stringing together" of scenes that are only there to give the makers of the movie an opportunity to put in more CGI, more brainless action, another chase, another explosion, another violent death of some more or less unknown or completely nameless character, and so on and so forth... *yawn*
But the most annoying fact for me was that the "evil scientist" who created the whole mess gets away in the end. To me that's a sure-fire sign that there is going to be another sequel... But I will definitely NOT waste a single dime to watch that one! That's a promise!
Shame on those mercenary moneybags in Hollywood for tainting yet another "hallowed" movie franchise!! As if all those completely unnecessary and unbearably bad "pseudo-prequels" of the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises hadn't already be more than enough!! Instead of developing new ideas and creating new and innovative movie franchises, all that modern Hollywood seems to be able to come up with is taking what's already there (and very hard to improve upon!) and then fiddling around with it in such an uncaring and disrespectful manner! I find that incredibly contemptible!
My advice: If you loved the original Jurassic Park movies: Save your money and do not go see this movie! I DO NOT recommend it at all!