Self-aware comedy which I found to be better and more entertaining than expected

Rating: 6/10 (13 July 2015)

Jurassic World starts off with 7 minutes of nonsense and mess which can easily turn the viewer down. "Please kill me." - the movie probably. Everything is just wrong with it from acting to editing, and outrageous mercedes and beats ads. Then, an evil Asian ninja comes to the screen with his lines and makes sure no one will refer to this movie without the word "self-aware" any longer. From that moment on, non of the bad twists and lacking writing, logic or anything that usually would/could be criticized in a story of this caliber, can be taken as an insult towards viewers intelligence, nor will it be possible to get mad over this, because now it is all pure comedy gold.
I will not bother analyzing the story as I see no reason to like this movie for that. The heart lies withing the pandering, ridiculously over the top scenes and, over all, pure hilarious adventure which this movie is all about. We have guys from friendzoned beta spaghetti to 'garu stu saves the day and gets the girls'. We have scene where guy shoots t-rex with a freaking bazooka. Know those scenes where an object with huge mass almost leaves someone crushed between it and a wall, but then it stops withing an inch and nothing bad happened whatsoever? We have this trope... executed with a flying dinosaur. Do I have to say more? Not laughing at these not only indicate bad sense in humor, but downright awful life's philosophy.
All in all I can recommend this movie to anyone who doesn't have huge bias towards the earlier franchise, but most of all, to anyone who can understand that movie doesn't have to be smart to be brilliant.