Rolling my eyes.

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2015)

Plot twist: the biggest villain in this movie turns out to be a woman who doesn't want to have children. Yeah, you weren't subtle. And I love how the woman ends up taking literally all of the blame for the people who die. Because the real world there would really be ONE person in charge of everything. Where was the board? And the parents really sent them off to a park with dinosaurs by themselves? Really, they couldn't have planned to take off work like normal people? No. Just no. Chris Pratt and the redhead did well. Beautiful people, great actors. But there was a fundamental breakdown in the script/directing. It wasn't doing it for me. And the oldest boy was not ugly or anything but not Hollywood material, why did you even cast him? Just no.