If you like German cars

Rating: 3/10 (11 January 2016)

I must say that if it wasn't for the nice Mercedes-Benz cars all over the place, driving smoothly in and out of the action with the famous star logo prominently visible (and even a short cameo of their high performance AMG division logo on the backside of an off-road Mercedes-Benz), I'd rate this movie even lower. Man, Mercedes-Benz sure makes nice cars and I'm glad they pitched in a lil' bit to make one of the most profitable movies ever even more profitable. Heck, it's win-win! Nice cars, more money to make the movie, more money for some great dinosaurs! Too bad they had to cut down on the writer's budget. With a bit more money, I'm sure it wouldn't have turned out as this hysterically predictable 2 hour long sh*t pile of a car commercial.