Boring and forgettable.

Rating: 3/10 (6 June 2016)

I already wasted 2 hours watching this movie, so I'm going to keep this short so as to not waste much more time on it.
Jurassic World was hopelessly derivative (not because it was based upon the first movies, but because it did nothing original with it's plot or characters). It was contrived, requiring people (most of whom were trained professionals) to do stupid things in order to move the plot along. And worst of all, it was boring.
The first two faults might be forgivable-- that last fault is inexcusable and fatal.
Please don't waste your time on Jurassic World. It's just not that good.