Failing family sends brothers to a theme park where stuff goes wrong.

Rating: 3/10 (22 June 2015)

Maybe movies are getting dumber, maybe I'm getting smarter. I'm disappointed with the general public. This Jurassic World was lazy and convenient story telling: the owner of the park doesn't have access to what the new Dino is made of? In five minutes the brothers fix a car that has been sitting in the dust for more than 20 years (gas has a shelf life of 12 months--at tops)? No one tells the evacuating pedestrians to seek shelter until the pterodactyls arrive? People are dying left and right and the main characters are smiling and giggling...? And this was one of the more predictable stories ever. I've had more surprising bathroom visits than what this story provided...what a ball of puss.