Kids Movie

Rating: 2/10 (15 June 2015)

I know I'm not enjoying a movie when I just can't wait for it to finish. These are my random observations in no particular order. Annoying soundtrack. Rampant product placement. High powered guns with no recoil. Non believable acting. Continuous acts of random stupidity. Starting a car with a twenty year old battery. A mysteriously changing hairstyle. A self exploding raptor. Man eating flying dinosaurs kept under a glass dome. Training dinosaurs like circus animals and then releasing them. Annoying characters not being eaten. Shooting at a dinosaur with a bazooka after it has moved out of sitting duck position. Plus more that I have thankfully forgotten. If I'd been at the cinema by myself I would have left before the end.