I went not expecting much, I came out disappointed anyway

Rating: 3/10 (29 June 2015)

I'm not usually a snob when it comes to movies but on this occasion I'll have to make an exception. It was a Mercedes advert from start to finish which wouldn't have been an issue had the film been any good. There was no substance to the characters or the story. The women characters were awful, I wont go as far as saying it's sexist (it doesn't exactly show men in a great light either) but it certainly doesn't give them any credit. It's like oh look here's a woman they are emotional look she's crying all the time and looking to the man for help. Oh look HaHa she's now done something you expected the man to do, look how brave this WOMAN is, OMG I bet you didn't see that coming, because, you know, she is a woman! And *spoiler* that scene where the main female character outruns a T-Rex in high heels... What the hell was that? Overall, there was no suspense and it was far too predictable and even cringe-worthy in parts as a result of trying to be funny but completely missing the mark. I give it a 3 because... CGI... I guess, a T-Rex... I dunno? Maybe because I managed to watch it all the way through...