Garbage!

Rating: 2/10 (12 July 2015)

I was very surprised that some girl ask me to watch Jurassic World together the other day,was she interested in me?or the movie?or maybe both,that remains a mystery! So there we went to cinema(She was so happy,that i couldn't say no as i wanted to get laid)and we did queue,lasted for a good 30 min,and i bought those over priced tickets! In London,it is a luxury you know ,it is ridiculous to think that theaters promotes the worst of movies and culture for the price of gold.
Conversation with that Bimbo started to bore me to death,couldn't wait for the previews to stop and to finally get on with those dinosaurs(really,am i about to watch a movie with dinosaurs!?).
Two long excruciating hours,my date unleash her thoughts about this stinky piece of garbage saying"It was so great!i wish that i could see a dinosaur alive one day".
I suddenly made her understand that life was to short for both of us for seeing each other again,dinosaurs were waiting for her in another world and i was aiming to see Godzilla destroying her lovely flat nearby so she would call me and ask to shelter her one night! but this wouldn't be for this evening,it was to much for me to handle.
That movie is a Joke,it is Hollywood,if you like your superheroes movie,if you like your special effects with no substance,your idiots in underwear to save the day,this movie is for you!
Yours sincerely, Spider