Was this a movie or just a very long advertisement?

Rating: 1/10 (7 July 2015)

This was the most predictable, boring movie I have ever seen.
The advertising was so aggressive it reminded me of Wayne's World.
I spent 2 hours hoping for the annoying, smart-aleck kid to get killed - knowing it will never happen. It was the phantom menace all over again.
Chris Pratts acting is so unreal, I first thought he was a CGI character too.
There is no thrill when all characters are 100% cliché, and you know from the first second the only people that are able to get hurt are villains or extras.