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Rating: 3/10 (14 September 2015)

"Dang it, we need moar moneys. Quick, hash me some plot together to go with these dino-jiggers we've got in the basement. NOW people!" exit fat money film guy.
So our brave underfed team looks at the clock, realizing if they haven't finished the script in three hours, they'll be fired or worse.
Main Protagonist Male: a rebel, a smart guy, a dino scientist (DING!), who looks like oh let's say a typical American hero, Manboobs and SixPack and a Tan, chiseled Jaw with a stubble because he's a rebel, introduced to the audience without a shirt to show them muscles, working on a motor because rebel.
Main Protagonist Female: The Career Woman. Has High Heels. Realizes she, too, wants a family. Because she is about to get herself and sister's kids eaten but is thankfully saved by Rebel Romantic Interest Guy.
Red Shirts: workers that sometimes get eaten; same goes for tourists, evil dudes who say evil things and make stupid evil decisions and get eaten.
Plot:
And then their time was up! The team blamed intern Dave, who was fed to a crocodile. (True Story!)