Obvious lack of authenticity is the movie's downfall

Rating: 3/10 (15 June 2015)

I was as most of the young adults in the cinema excited to view this title as a way to remember and once again experience the Jurassic park franchise. Motivated by childhood nostalgia and enthusiasm for the earths 65 million year old rulers I thought i could overlook the apparent fallacies that I realized the movie was going to present after being given through the trailer an extremely and ridiculous synopsis of the movies plot.
I try as a hard as i can to make this a relevant and coherent review as it is not in my character to give fair arguments for my position when my opinion is a hateful one.
Now... 65 million years in the sucking created the worst artistic abomination of the century.
Characters: The characters in the movie are so predictable and overused in such a way that it almost feels as if the screenwriter found these characters in a screenplay 101 manual. The cool teenager, the smart and emotional kid, the moral guy who never compromises his principles etc.
Not that it is anything wrong with using these type of knowable characters but the problem with them in this movie is their verbal delivery. You almost at first impression know what type of persons they are and are going to become, this as a consequence of the lines being so obvious that you almost assume the character's lines has been copied from a sort of beginners lesson in "personal development for movie characters" with the use of the overused ones as mentioned before.
When this is taken into consideration it is easier to understand why it's hard to feel for these bleak and sloppy made characters and why someone would try to justify a position which regards them as such. This is crucial even in a monster movie like this in which its prequels puts a strong emphasis on relationship problems.
Effects: There is something tragically funny when a movie made 22 years after the Jurassic park original has worse effects than the first movie. In the first minute a jackdaw created in the form of CGI emerges and the hope of decent imagery is in about a blink of an eye lost.
Plot: The plot is absolutely ridiculous and it's impossible to believe the story the movie is trying to sell us. A genetic modified T-Rex?? is created to make the park more enjoyable to it's customers. But it escapes and terrorizes the park's inhabitants, both human and non-human alike. Raptors are maybe going to save day and in the same time be used in a military experiment?, or a T-Rex with his friend the rapt are going to save the day from the lab monster?
It's almost close to science fiction in it's expression. The cliché overused humor tormenting your intelligence or the absurd location premise where the main characters are always at the wrong place at the wrong time are revealing just how terrible this movie is in it's attempt to catch the crowd's interest
A horrible movie, plain and simple. A utter waste of time. Artistic suicide. The little kid inside my heart is certainly disappointed by this filthy garbage.