Jurassic Park for Dummies

Rating: 1/10 (16 June 2015)

This is not a sequel. This is a remake of the original Jurassic Park - but for total dummies. No plot to speak of - with dozens of holes; cardboard, one-dimensional characters, amateurish cast that simply can not act, meaningless lines... A Sy-Fy movie that somehow found its way to the big screen. Don't waste your time - and money - on this garbage. Looks like this project had only one objective in mind - dupe the fans of the original masterpiece into parting with their money. Judging by opening results - a very successful project. This B-movie is not about art at all - it is about marketing - and a deceptive one at that. A perfect example of how to sell total trash under a well-established successful and attractive brand. Horrible, awful, amateurish, terrible, disgusting, boring.... I would have given it 1/2 out of 10 if I could.