You get what you expect.

Rating: 3/10 (14 June 2015)

A CGI infested stupid fest that fails to become anything of value. For some reason, Chris Pratt portrays his character like a cowboy, staring down dinosaurs. Apparently, velociraptors are just big and a little bit dangerous cattle whom the cowboy can easily control and train. Heat sensors can be deceived by a dinosaur and we can engineer then using genetic material from a buffet line that contains cuttle fish for some weird reason. Bryce Dallas Howard plays a whole bunch of stereotypes. The audience are treated to am insanely slow striptease and she pulls a Scarlett Johansson when she poses (tits and ass thrust out) with a flare, of all things. Not to be outdone the dumb/evil private security contractor is killed promptly after he assumes control of the park. The overall impression is of an African safari gone horribly wrong, filled with stereotypes, misogyny and one dimensional characters. The only thing missing is any sense of originality or well constructed drama.