Jurassic Pork

Rating: 6/10 (3 October 2015)

We have new effects and the computers are great now so lets make a T-Rex with longer hands. Eventually they solved it, because when you're going to see a T-Rex with that small hands on him you gonna laugh. So, the Nublar Island of Dr. Ham (ond) is rebuild by an Indian owner (Life of Pi) and reopened as an attraction for tourists just like Disneyland. Of course a big bad dino they have created there, is on the loose and is tearing the place down. We don't have Julianne Moore or Sam Neil or that tall fellow who played a fly, instead we have a replica of Julianne Moore and some sort of Indiana Jones meets the dinosaurs. Enjoyable, for family with children. I showed the movie to my 5 years old son (I know I know) and he laughed at it. He liked the effects. I did also. They are pretty good, but apart from that, the movie doesn't bring emotion or something of well played characters. Instead it lingers as they have to kill that scary dinosaur with longer hands than the T-Rex. Chris Pratt seems like he plays for the money and he takes the easy way. (Just keep a strong sword, mate!) Originality is 3, plot is 3, soundtrack is 4 and the effects are about 8 on a 10 scale. But, and there's a big but. The one of the dinosaurs. They know what they are doing. When they released Jurassic Park I was a small boy and watched it many times. I guess they are trying to keep it alive for the younger generation to come. Way to go, Mr Spielberg! (puts 100 mil in pocket) On a positive note, running away with a motorbike in jungle from two veloci-raptors seems legit and also the two kids escaping on foot the mighty scary dino who killed an elite squad previously, is also on the positive side. Go watch it with your kids in Cinema or on a 3D screen. They will love it.