Bad Jurassic Park Sequel

Rating: 4/10 (1 October 2015)

I love the first one and the second is OK. The third is the worst Now that the fourth is coming to digital release, I thought I would write a review. The only thing worth watching in this poor excuse for a Jurassic Park sequel is Chris Pratt, but even his performance is weak for what we know he can do in Guardians of the Galaxy. I thought he was also pretty funny in Parks and Recreation but he couldn't save this movie. Bryce Dallas Howard is gorgeous but her character is so shallow and goes through such a quick change to lose all credibility by the end. I'm sure enough people have commented on the high heels and running from a T-Rex that I don't need to add to it, but yea, bad. The ending was so illogical with the giant fish monster coming up and snapping the "bad" big, smart dinosaur just felt forced. I really wanted to like this movie from all the hype and I could've forgiven the rich guy crashing his helicopter just for the cool flashy popcorn movie excitement but then came the kids. Ty Simpkins wasn't so bad in Iron Man 3 and I thought he was great in Insidious, but they really sacrificed his part when they rushed to produce this. The whole starting up a Jeep after twenty or so years, what? These kids didn't come off as that clever, mostly annoying. It was bad overall but better than the Jurassic Park 3.