Corporate patent wars, or: Aunts are new MILFs

Rating: Null/10 (11 June 2015)

Perhaps the hardest to answer and most suspenseful question here is: Will they have sex? And the answer is nonetheless the reassuring: Yes! The corporate dominatrix in white, and a smelly low-class wage-worker have conveniently all the dinosaurs at hand to fill the gap between their social statuses and bring each other closer, which is all the more reassuring since the same-level love passes don't seem to yield much success (the adolescent boy is ignored by girls his age, the control-room employee is turned down by his coworker etc.), so a single, childless, unscrupulous corporate ladder-climber in her prime can this never come under suspicion that she may perhaps be a lesbian ... or perhaps is just not interested in THAT kind of guys ... or is perhaps simply in a phase when she doesn't want to get involved etc. No, the dinosaurs are here to prove that "life finds its way", that a woman always "finds a man", even though he may be better at communicating with extinct creatures than with a woman. They are the bridge, the stepping stones for a woman to bring her to a man. And this is exactly what's so uplifting and positive about the dinosaurs! They're the age-old guarantors that a woman always "knows her place" (beside a man), that she has a "dinosaurian" instinct that guides her to the man, that she readily, instinctively knows at all times what the man wants even though he may speak only the dinosaur language and never care to translate it to the woman - she will know it, will instinctively understand it ("see a man = fall in love with a man")! That's why we must also never wonder how come that with such over-protective, over-attached sentimental mothers (represented here by the mother of two adolescent boys who come to visit their aunt, their mother's sister, at the Park) their sons never grow up homosexuals: when they're handed over to an aunt like that who is backed by herds of dinosaurs (her "dinosaurian instincts"), they couldn't go astray even if they wanted to. Their visit to the island is their passage to the manhood, and their aunt has the role of high priestess to see them through.
But if dinosaurs figure here as vehicles for millennia of normative heterosexuality, they are also rather flamboyant representatives of this brim of the time axis called IT age. What if you substitute the dinosaurs with Apple and Samsung? And throw in a bunch of patent- stealing manufacturers from China and India? What if the Jurassic World is a world of IT companies? Competing with their rivals, imitators, and replicators? Stealing from each other and getting stronger and smarter, lawsuit-wise, each time they do it? Or better still - what if the Jurassic World is a world of war, not just a corporate war, but shoot- to-kill war? A war where you mingle with "genetic code" of a foreign country in order to produce loyal killing machines in service of your corporate interests, but then these killing machines turn against you? You've brought a corporate = democratic patent to tame innately untameable creatures, but these have stolen your patent and made a new product which is now here to destroy you, the original patent-bringer. What do you do in such a Jurassic World? Can you take a step back and see it's a world of extinction? Or you embrace it and advocate it as the bulwark of millennia-proved heterosexually normative corporate democracy? Mind you, those genetically modified lab species were taken away by the Chinese scientist!