Just when you thought it was safe to visit Costa Rica

Rating: 1/10 (24 October 2015)

I only review pictures that are really good... or really bad. And I cannot imagine a worse motion picture than this piece of Dino Doo. It is a tribute to Hollywood's love of nepotism... Ronnie Howard supported his idiot brother for a couple of decades and has now managed to create a career for his daughter. But Opie with a wig would have been far better in this role of a dedicated executive with the Jurassic Park company than his little girl, who has been blessed with the best plastic facial adjustments that can be provided by today's scientists. The script is... non-existent it's only a collection of scenes that were put together in post production. There are more bad guys and gals in this version than all the others put together - and at the end of the picture, you still won't know whom is which. The number of continuity errors from the previous pictures in the series are legion. Is the new TRex bitch bigger or smaller than the old one? It is a jumbled mess and an insult to the concept of recovering antiquities.