Seen one, seen them all

Rating: 2/10 (21 June 2015)

Let's start right off with the spoiler: There is a dinosaur park on an island, the containment system breaks down, dinosaurs get out, people get eaten (including some bad guys). Wait. Didn't I just describe the original Jurassic Park and more or less all the others? Yup, sure did. There is nothing, NOTHING, original in this film except a few negligible tweaks on previous Jurassic plots.
What sets this one apart is the new low in the dialog and the acting. The dialog is idiotic beyond description. Routine, silly, predictable, overdone, ... Wait. I'm giving it too much credit because I said beyond description, so let's leave it at that: beyond description. The acting ranges from nothing special to terrible. The prize for most terrible goes to Bryce Dallas Howard, who cannot act to save her life. She seems to think that routine swagger and pre-teen gestures convey character and emotion. She cannot even pronounce standard English: "Walcome to Jurassic World," "year over year ravenue continues to build," "higher than aver," "our DNA axcavators discover new species avery year," "learned more from genatics in the past dacade than a santury of digging up bones," "the Indominus rax," just to take examples from the first 10 minutes of her appearance on screen.
Despite all its flaws, the movie provides an amusing diversion if you are tired and just want to park yourself in front of the tube or your monitor and be entertained by brainless, predictable action. That's why I gave it 2 stars instead of just 1.