Dinosaur Island 4: Rise of the Superdino

Rating: 3/10 (21 September 2015)

Starring: Gracious harmless long-necks, ominous mega-dolphin, ravenous flock of flying raptors, and the velocidogs. Featuring: 2 dimensional characters, surrealistic circumstances, every cliché in the book, and a condescending script. Directed by the monopoly guy.
Here are the characters: Jaded teenage boy, enthusiastic nerd kid, crying mom, cynical dad, do-no-wrong hero, high-heels, fat warmonger who gets eaten by poetic justice, mysterious mad-scientist, eccentric billionaire and token black guy.
Location: Ludicrous dinosaur theme-park with no evacuation plans, labor union, or government regulation.
This movie will warn you about the forthcoming dangers every step of the way, and the frankly insulting lack of originality doesn't leave you surprised at anything. (Except for the mega-dolphin joining the T-Rex/superdino/velocidog fight... That was so dumb I actually didn't see it coming.)
The film also features the new blockbuster trend where the dialogue is barely audible, while the sound effects and theme music is blasted at you with a rocket-fueled cannon. Probably to disguise the fact that the dialogue sucks. Speaking of theme music, I don't believe I have seen it so arbitrarily and inappropriately used since 007 checked into his hotel room in "From Russia with Love".
No character development, except high-heels cries once, kisses the hero and is perfectly happy the day after hundreds of people died thanks to their naivety.
3/10 stars. 1 star for the good cinematography. 1 for the stunning special effects and animation. 1 for the actors who tried their best. It would seem these are the only art-forms involved in movie-making that aren't stifled by suits.