Rewashed Dirty Laundry

Rating: 1/10 (17 June 2015)

Plot: Baddest dinosaur escapes, baddest dinosaur kills humans, baddest dinosaur is beat up by the less bad T-Rex and some raptors and then eaten by a dino-fish. The good: product placement is good, stereotypical characters are good, rehashed gags from the first two movies are good (the next one should be titled "The Giant Claw That Nearly Misses"). The bad: corporations are bad, English assistants who misplace children are bad, Indian billionaires who fly helicopters all willy-nilly are bad, the overweight former special operations caricature bad guy is (very very) bad (pun intended). If you like predictable tired story lines, predictable characters, and you believe that anyone could actually think that it's logical to try and turn a dinosaur in to a controllable battle field weapon (despite the events of the first two movies) than this is the movie for you.