Fun but overall bad

Rating: 6/10 (26 July 2015)

Hey guys it's quinn c from YouTube and today we take a look at what will probably be the highest selling movie ever, Jurassic world.
But anyways, this film really does have a lot of problems. Because I avoided all of the Jurassic park sequels, I went straight from the original to this film. And honestly the biggest problem with the movie is how they deal with the main dinosaurs. Although the velociraptors were super cool by themselves, the idominous Rex or trex on steroids was so powerful that honestly you kind of knew how this film would play out. And you guessed it, it turned into a straight up monster movie. This film honestly was a more contained version of Godzilla from last year, so instead of Brian Cranston you get chris Pratt, and instead of the guy from kickass you get a cartoonish workaholic aunt and two kids. And besides the fact that there was some really great homages to the first Jurassic park movie, if this film didn't take place in a theme park it would literally be Godzilla.
But there were just a few small things that I completely hated. Product placement is something I don't usually mind, but this film is so blatant that it actually pisses me off. Like every time they drive a car it's basically an ad for Mercedes Benz, they have a closeup shot a chris Pratt enjoyed a tall cool coke, hell a guy talks about how you can buy Jurassic world shirts online. It's just so infuriating and I know they kind of poke fun at it in the movie, but just because you make a joke about it doesn't mean you can just turn around and do it for the next two hours and expect a free pass.
One other really minor minor thing. I've only ever seen this in the trailer for cloverfield, but it felt like whenever they did cgi, and they wanted to emphasize something, like a spaghetti western zoom in shot of the thing would occur. And it's OK to do it once, but it's so infuriating when they do it ever single time someone is about to die, to do this sort of cheep cgi zoom in that only occurs by the way with cgi, to just keep repeating the same style of bad stuff was just lazy and annoying.
And then of course there is the fact that the one lady is running around the entire park the entire film in heels, how the one dinosaur had no thermonuclear reading which I don't think they explained and I still don't think is possible, how they repaired a car when ever possible replacement part has weathered the same as the stuff in the car itself, and I could go on its just you guys get the point.
Now i hate to be a complete Debbie downer it's just I've heard so many people call it the best thing ever that I just want to get a little real with you guys. And to be fair, I did like this movie, it's just for ever cool thing, something stupid or annoying had to happen that sort of ruined the moment. Like there was a really cool sort of video cameo mid way through, the end fight was awesome, and that one dinosaur in the water was by far the most awesome thing I've ever seen. But on the flip side, when all the velociraptors start talking to each other, how one of them saves the day in the cheesiest shot of him running that I've ever seen, and the way over the top, orson wells look alike winner military guy, what I'm saying is is that this movie is a lot of fun, it's just also very stupid.
Overall, I like this film, I really do. The hype is a bit much, but for what it is it's pretty fun. Go see it if you haven't already, even though inside out is way better, but overall, With a score of 6.8, it's fun just not mind blowing.
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