Truly an awful movie, even for people who like bad movies.

Rating: 2/10 (27 June 2015)

This is truly an awful movie, even for people who like bad movies. If you liked this, and you're not an 8 year old boy, you need to seriously step back and take a deep breath: The script is horrific, the special effects (even in glorious IMAX) look like CGI from 1995, it is basically a 2 hour commercial full of product placement which is distracting in the extreme, and it does absolutely nothing new for the Jurassic Park franchise. But the worst part of Jurassic World is the painfully bad and cliché acting. You will like this movie if enjoy wooden performances, kids struggling to cry about their parent's divorce, and forced Summer Blockbuster love interests. You will also like this movie if you enjoy watching whiny kids roll around in a glass ball complaining about their parents' divorce. At a time when Max Max: Fury Road is showing us what is still possible for Action movies, Jurassic World is truly a trip back in time, giving us a glimpse of the worst aspects of Hollywood Blockbusters. Skip it.