Wholesome Family Fun

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 2003)

I love children. However, I don't like children that "try" to be cute. In fact I hate those types of children, and those are the types of children in Jurassic Park. Laura Dern's character is a b*tch at times because she acts like she knows everything and does utterly ridiculous things throughout the movie. Jeff Goldblum is enjoyable, and the effects are nice. Other than that this is a completely idiotic film. Who in their right mind would think a dinosaur park would be safe? That's just plain stupid. I would only recommend this movie to families that want a little bit of everything for everyone, but for people that want to be blown away by a good movie, pass on this one.