Cookin' on 'classic' gas

Rating: Null/10 (3 October 2000)

Although I didn't much fancy it at the time (I must have been about 12 and where blood should have been, only pre-teen scepticism warmed my veins) all the right ingredients were there for a classic movie. Fill an island paradise with classically-trained actors, add Samuel L Jackson (he-he) and THE director of this century an we have the makings of a classic. If you disagree, take a straw poll and ask people 'Have you seen Jurassic Park?' I defy you to find someone who hasn't. And I can't help noticing JP3 on the horizon? (2001)