Fake dinosaurs - Empty heads = Bad movie.

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2005)

Hollywood created great dinosaurs in 1933 and for 50 years thereafter. Then along comes Steven Spielberg with his computer-generated monsters that couldn't scare a flea. Add to the mix Spielberg's spineless anti-gun nonsense, where only the "bad guys" fend-off the big-teeth Dino's using (ohmygawsh) guns, and poor Goldblum is stuck using only a baseball bat. The story just keeps getting worse. The whole idea of this dinosaur park "somewhere in Central America" is no match for the mystery of Skull Island in King Kong. Richard Attenborough is just as awful in acting as his character is obnoxious. Just not the formula for a great adventure movie.