Watch this with steak and kidney pie.

Rating: 8/10 (31 March 2013)

Jurassic park is the brain child of John Hammond, an eccentric psychopath with money to burn, wild ideas and questionable ethics, who drags an unlikely group of friends and relatives into a terrifying ordeal in his new theme park. John who walks with the aid of a cane and wears a short sleeved white shirt throughout is clearly insane and somehow creates dinosaurs which he in turn releases onto an island somewhere, sadly at least 2 people are killed as a consequence. Also present are dr Malcolm and doctor grant. Doctor Malcolm being a snake like creature with a sing song voice and a leather jacket who's actions lead to a lawyer getting eaten alive and dr grant is a shifty, mischievous, oddball who has some knowledge of theme parks. After gathering on the island the actions of John Hammond become even more sinister as he throws his spoiled, know it all grand children into the mix which clearly angers grant. The plot thickens with an obese, bespectacled, mercenary who engages in some under hand antics as some sort of prank on his colleagues leading to mayhem at the park, all of which comes to a head when he is brutally assaulted in his car by a small dinosaur. After several heart stopping moments the film comes to a dramatic end with Hammond deserting the island leaving chaos in his wake.