Almost totally forgettable

Rating: 4/10 (2 January 2001)

After 7 years, the only thing I remember about this movie was the near-cameo appearance of Samuel L. Jackson (pre "Pulp Fiction", no less), as the chain-smoking programmer who derides the nerd who programmed the JP systems (a character The Simpsons crew must have had in mind when creating "Comic Book Guy"). Loved his reaction to the Quicktime movie that nerd-boy had programmed to play if someone unauthorized tried to log in (unprintable here). I've worked with both "hard-boiled chain-smoking programmer" and "eternally self-important and irritating nerdboy." Give me a staff of the former any day of the week.
Oh yeah, I remember some part where a guy in an outhouse got killed when a dinosaur sat on it. That was pretty funny. Other than that... seen one FX dinosaur, seen 'em all.