Pathetic.

Rating: Null/10 (2 January 1999)

"Let's ruin a really good book and play with our new computer."
Jurassic Park is horrid. While on first watching it is suspenseful in places (barely), it is so full of goofs and errors, some of which are blindingly obvious (did they not hire anyone for continuity on this movie?), that the movie is just ridiculous. The best part of this movie is Laura Dern's ass. I'd rather stare at that for 2 hours than this horrible rendition of what is a terrific book.