Junk.

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2008)

This has got to be the single most over-hyped, overrated movie of 2007.
Juno delivers a train-wreck of awkward moments one after another, which ends up making the film both uncomfortable and ultimately unenjoyable.
The way this film was written and directed is nothing short of annoying. The way the characters speak, the ridiculous lingo they use, the sequence of events, the plot as a whole, the stupid feminist undertones, the failed attempts at witty comedy, everything about it is irritating.
I've enjoyed Ellen Page in other movies, most notably, Hard Candy, but her performance here comes off as not only pretentious and arrogant, but absurd, unrealistic and just plain stupid. Michael Cera portrays the same socially detached high schooler that he has in other movies, exactly the same way as before. Jason Bateman does alright as the unsure father to be, but Jennifer Garner's baby obsession comes off as incredibly forced and almost as jarring and annoying as the main character.
The soundtrack to this film sounds like it was recorded in someone's basement, and only further helps to annihilate what little emotion and drama existed.
The plot is uninteresting, the characters are dull and boring, and the movie itself is a perfect waste of 95 minutes.
Don't see it. Ever.