If I ever make a movie...

Rating: 1/10 (23 December 2007)

...I want to hire the publicist / marketing firm that the makers of "Juno" used.
This movie was hyped to the skies, and on several NPR programs yet, before it even opened.
But it's the biggest piece of dreck since "Knocked Up," with which it has a great deal in common.
I'm shocked to see them both so many lists of the best films of 2007. I think it was one of the worst.
The emperor has no clothes, people.
Stay away.
That is all.
Unfortnately, I have to fill ten (10) lines.
So, I repeat:
If I ever make a movie, I am going to hire the publicist / marketing firm that the makers of "Juno" used.
This movie was hyped to the skies, and on several NPR programs yet, before it even opened.
But it's the biggest piece of dreck since "Knocked Up," with which it has a great deal in common.
I'm shocked to see them both so many lists of the best films of 2007. I think it was one of the worst.
The emperor has no clothes, people.
Stay away.