Hideous beyond all human comprehension

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2009)

I almost feel sorry for Diablo Cody. Imagine being a fully grown adult and having a mind that infantile, that pathetically obsessed with idiotic pop culture references and faux-indie pretensions that you could write a script as bad as this. Worst still, the poor gal will now be saddled with that creative immaturity for as long as she lives, because now she's been mystifyingly lauded as a great writer, she's gonna have to keep churning out this pap forever.
Think of the most over-rated film you've ever seen. Multiply it by a thousand. You're not even close. It's jaw-droppingly bad and really almost impossible to watch unless you have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.
Put it this: Juno makes Garden State look almost bearable. Yes, THAT bad.