Stupid is as Stupid does!

Rating: 3/10 (17 May 2008)

I don't want to spend a lot of time on this as I'm just SO cheesed I bought the hype, so just a few observations:
1) What idiot saddles their kid with a name like "Liberty Bell"?
2) Juno has sex because she's bored? As Retard boyfriend observes, that's how mothers and teachers get babies!
3) What 16 year old references Soupy Sales or has pictures of Prince Charles and Glen Campbell on their bedroom wall? Puke!
4) "Pork swords"? Double puke!
5) Planned Parenthood is re-imagined as run by the DMV, then the step-mother lets the ultrasound tech have it for having the nerve to observe that babies raising babies is not a good idea.
6) Mr. Jingles wants a divorce because Juno has unleashed his inner Kurt Cobain? I'm surprised Ms. Prissy Britches didn't accuse him of making "music" with her!
7) Dad assures Juno that someday she'll be in the hospital "on your own terms". Guess he missed the part about her jumping Retard's scrawny bones was on her terms!
8) The father and step-mother agree not to tell Retard's mother the awful truth? The father later gives Retard a pat on the shoulders instead of beating the holy hell out of him? What planet are these people on?!
9) Retard shows absolutely no interest in the pregnancy nor ponders his impending fatherhood. But he suddenly shows up at the hospital all concerned? Give me a break!
10) The messy little episode behind them, Juno and "the cheese to my macaroni" take up where they left off, as if she just had a cold and not their child!
11) Change your name to something clever like Diablo Cody, the critics and the Academy will kiss your no-talent ass, too!