Don't be such a (Bleep)

Rating: 1/10 (23 March 2008)

Let's put it like this. You know how every time a quotable film is released, every idiot, fake intellectual who's seen it will spend the next couple of weeks referencing it? Superbad, Napolean Dynamite, etc. Well, this movies dialog is a little too complicated for your average idiot. So THANK GOD that we have our "Idiot Intellectuals" to do it for them. You know the type. Loves "Across The Universe". Wears Chucks or Flats. Scarves don't always match. Make Peace Signs in Myspace pictures with High Contrast in a pathetic attempt to be Artistic. These people made me hate the idea of Juno all together. I hate these people either way. Calling this film "Cute". When really, any idiot can write a script like this. Blunt statements, sarcasm, and cultural references rule this film. And I could write a better script. And you can quote me on that. I don't care that this woman is a hooker, mother, shoelace, whatever. It's not that good of a script. And idiots will continue to eat this crap up till the novelty wears off, just like Napolean Dynamite.