Most Annoying Person Ever

Rating: 1/10 (23 May 2016)

Want to make me hate you? Diss one of the best bands ever (Sonic Youth) as "just noise", and finish the movie singing a "romantic" song by one of the most infantile, cutesy-wootsy-twee, bland "indie-schmindie" folksters ever (Kimya Dawson). Unfortunately, that's not an exception, but the icing on the cake. Newsflash, Ms. Juno: You are not witty. You are not clever. You are not hip. You are not "smart beyond your years". You are an annoying, self-important, self-obsessed, callous, mannerism- ridden, overtly verbose little twerp! The kind whose traits I would mock with my friends when you are not around. But after seeing Ellen Page acting the exact same way in a Woody Allen movie, I realize that must be her default setting. Again, I'm as left-of-center as you can wish for in a lot of artistic tastes. Only this is just everything that is wrong with "mainstream indie" filmmaking. Somebody please just tape her mouth!