I don't know even know what just happened.

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2008)

This movie...Wow...where do I begin? I know there have been worse, but this is probably the most dumbest movie ever nominated for any academy award. I mean seriously, the acting? The dialogue is the most ridiculous thing ever. The lines are so cheesy, I mean was this supposed to be a cartoon like movie? I don't know if it's trying to be realistic or clever but it's just flat out LAME. I mean lame in every aspect of the word. God, the acting is just so silly, so naive. Same style as Superbad with those stupid idioms and witless lines especially Michael Cera, how is he even an actor? And the thing about the music, both the film score and the conversations about bands, and everyone pretending they know how to play guitar. LAME! The story wasn't bad, but just the way they executed it, didn't work. Why? Or maybe, how? How did this movie even catch the eyes of many to get raving reviews or a high rating even an ACADEMY AWARD?!?!?!? Are you serious, did they have no choice or something? What did the critics see? Flat out pathetic. What did I even do? I just wasted and hour or so of my life. How did I even bare to watch this movie? Trust me, if you knew better, you will ask yourself the same things. There should be a sticker on the cover of this film when you rent it or buy it: WARNING: YOU JUST OBTAINED JUNO AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO WASTE YOU PRECIOUS TIME. I HOPE YOUR AN EMO KID OR HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. The movie is a typical movie for hot topic, emo, suburban, myspace, starbucks, indie rock, indie anything, like people. I don't know how I bared through it, but I just had to see so I'm not completely ignorant about the film. But trust me, you're not missing anything.