Juno is a bad movie with bad dialogue, poor acting, overused and boring story and the most irritating characters in this 90 minute torture

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2013)

Juno is a movie that I could compare to to the Prequel Star Wars trilogy. Bad acting, terrible dialogue resulting in bad jokes that are just overused, crappy characters and a story, which instantly make the movie itself a fail and an unrealistic premise Teenage pregnancy is a good idea to make a movie about especially considering the problems nowadays with teen pregnancy but this film on many occasions made teenage pregnancy feel like a good thing. I mean, half the movie the character Juno is walking around, running, riding bikes, eating like a fatass that the whole thing becomes unrealistic.
Next the characters in the movie actually irritate me. There is NOT one character who I like in this movie and so, when the film comes to those emotional moments towards the end of the movie, I couldn't care less about them because the characters weren't made into interesting people to whom we could relate to.
The way the movie started, I knew I was in for a bad one. It starts with Juno standing and saying, abruptly, "It all began" type narrative that is just so abrupt. Give the audience a chance to breathe will ya! The story and the characters would be so much better if Juno, during the narration, took some time to explain what her life had been like during her life and they could've made her into someone who during her whole life suffered from disaster after disaster but they make her some happy girl who has sex and has a baby. There is no sympathizing with characters when that happens. If we had come to know more about her life before she became pregnant, the story would really flush together nicely and each character could be well flushed out. There would then be substance and an interest.
The overacting in the movie, especially by Ellen Page, frustrated me the whole way through. It becomes so obvious as the movie progresses exactly how much Ellen Page overacts. This isn't necessarily her fault, it could just be the director's choice but that all goes down to poor acting and bad direction and execution. All the actors, especially Juno's boyfriend or whoever the hell that kid was, just had pale expressions due to bad acting Now the writing in the movie is just awful. Its like George Lucas decided to be the writer for the movie and just messed it up. If the movie is a comedy, then a skillful writer is in need. But when the story is completely messed up because of bad writing nothing is funny. I could NOT LAUGH ONCE IN THIS 90 MINUTE MESS! That all goes down to bad acting.
So did I like anything about the movie? No. Why? Because the whole story itself didn't need to take 90 minutes of Juno being a douche after she finds out she's pregnant. The movie only needed to be a 20 minute TV Show episode.
I highly recommend NOBODY to see this movie. It doesn't deserve people to waste 90 minutes of their life on this pile of crap. Also, IMDb isn't a site to always trust. 7.7 for Juno???? DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE