Pregnancy minus humanity equals "Juno"

Rating: 2/10 (15 September 2009)

"I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in." That line is spoken by an ultrasound technician, and anyone who believes that there exists in any hospital, anywhere in the world, a technician who would say that to a patient, is a moron.
As for the rest of this callow, glib film, I hardly know what to, like, say. A high-school junior gets pregnant, but shows not the slightest humanity or vulnerability-- except once, when she complains that her fellow students make fun of her. If they do, there's no evidence of it. She acts, throughout, as though the pregnancy is less of a bother than a passing case of acne.
Ridiculous doesn't begin to cover it.