Trust me, I GET movies. I've seen The Critic.

Rating: 10/10 (3 October 2019)

This film made me whinny and buck around the theater like a bronco in heat. I side swiped like 4 people in my pony-like state. All the food I eat now tastes like sugar and hay. My hair flows longer and longer as my hooves clop against the city streets. The frontier is gone, stone shapes the steets that used to be dust and dirt. Let me hoof it to a pasture where I can be my own master. The only thing I can lose are my chains.