If Only Keanu Could Act and Writers Could Write

Rating: 3/10 (7 March 2017)

Good action, good fighting. Pretty much senseless plot with hundreds of holes. Wick is the master of being shot in the stomach, knifed in the back and 5 minutes later fighting world class killers hand to hand with no problems, not even a limp when he walks. He sneaks in to make a "hit" but then instead of sneaking back out he walks right through the party where he knows he will be seen, and chased, and shot at. Sometimes I felt like I was missing the joke, like everyone else watching knew that this was actually a comedic satire of the first John Wick film.
I'm now certain that Keanu seriously can't even say one word that sounds like a real actor let alone a real person. He can't even say "No," believably. Only when he says, "Yeah," does he sound like he doesn't have a stick up his butt. But none of that matters really. We just want 2 more hours of head-shots and martial arts ass-whippings. And for that, it's all good.