What did he do with a pencil?

Rating: 2/10 (6 June 2019)

When you want to spend your evening brain dead, this movie is for you. No storyline, no plot whatsoever, pointless violence and unrealistic fighting scenes. But the good guy wins all and that's what makes you feel good. Because hey, they killed his dog! As an added bonus: Anti Russian sentiment and gender equality! All the bad guys are Russians and our hero, slaying Butterbeans in seconds had his hands full and was nearly killed by an 80 pound female Ninja. The one thing I did like despite all the stereotypes and mediocre acting, was the Continental Hotel. It's there for hitmen only (and for an equal number of pretty hit women). Off the grid of Law enforcement parties of course who were almost completely absent the whole time.
Consider this a comedy rather than an action movie. When you are looking for action or a thrill, I suggest to skip this movie and book a room in the Continental Hotel. Obey the house rules though or you may get killed with a pencil.