So apparently it's not supposed to be a comedy.

Rating: 7/10 (15 May 2015)

I mean, cmon. Cmon, movie. You are a fun movie, stop being so grim about things. You had great action, great cinematography, appropriate (!) casting of Keeanu Reeves as that plain faced gun-Christ being all stupid and honorable, goofy Russians, more goofy Russians, terminal amounts of goofy Russians, that scene with the policeman. It's fun. Even some Keanu moping was appropriate.
But why did you have to kill a puppy, movie. Killing puppies is not fun, movie. It's anti-fun. If you have a character kill a puppy, a shot in the head won't be enough closure. And so it wasn't. And the movie was made significantly less fun by it.
On the bright side, I kinda now like Ramsay a bit more.