Wow. What a load of steaming poo.

Rating: 1/10 (9 May 2016)

This movie was so bad that I decided to leave a review for the first time ever. So many things wrong with this...
1. John Wick has serious communication issues. Basically the movie glorifies this guy who think it's okay to kill hundred while putting the public in danger because someone killed his dog and took his car.
2. John Wick suppose to be a dangerous man. Well, his security system is bad. People apparently can just waltz into his house in the middle of the night unnoticed. Plus, I'm not convinced that unskilled thugs can just waltz into some ex-hit-man's house and kick his face in. Supposedly these ex-hit-man sleep lightly and carries something heavy at all times...
3. Why do all the brainless thugs just walk into John Wick "circle of violence" with their guns drawn pointing down so they can get their face kicked in? Who does that? 4. Right, he doesn't miss anyone except when he tries to shoot at Iosef? That's a naked Iosef running around without shoes. Maybe John Wick is gay and wants some fine piece of Greyjoy for himself.
5. Who the heck are these people and their stupid rules? Oh, no shooting at the continental or else we'll round you up with 4 guys all shooting at you standing in the middle. I was hoping they'd miss and shoot each other.
6. John Wick never got his car back? And got a Dodge instead? John is okay with this? I'd keep on shooting until I get my freaking Mustang Boss back just to keep the story line consistent/less cramped with poo.
7. The question is, "Can Keanu Reeves sleep at night knowing how bad this movie is"? Wait, these people don't care. When you, as an audience, hold the bar so low you have only yourself to blame for bad movies.
8. How is Marcus(Willam Dafoe's character) always at the right place at the right time? And how the heck would Viggo know that Marcus betrayed him when Viggo doesn't know anything most of the time? 9. Was it necessary for John Wick to take the stab from Viggo so he can break Viggo's arm and counter-stab? Wait, it is necessary. I was hoping they would both die from this stupid nonsense.
This movie glorifies violence over senseless crap. The dog's live is worth more then the thugs went after John Wick. This movie is perfect for people who over simplify the world and want to resolve "issues" with over-the-top violence. The action will keep you mind occupied but at the cost of having to accept twisted logic.
The thing is, I don't think John Wick ever wanted to retire and was hoping something like this would happen. Remember, this is the guy that doesn't really have job or hobby and likes to drive his car on some airport tarmac for fun while he feel sad for himself. Maybe that's why he let those thugs kick his face in in his own home. He needed a reason to go back to the only life he knew. I'll bet he was awkward as poo trying to live a "normal" life with the wife. Can you imagine how terrible it'd be trying to live with an ex-hit-man who has communication issues? Who knows, maybe the wife faked her own death so she can leave him since I don't think an ex-hit-man with communication issues can just casually breakup or divorce.
What a dysfunctional piece of crap.