John, you are getting on my wick

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2015)

"world's greatest" Hit-man gets the rollerskating bejesus kicked out of him by:
1. some punks; 2. an extra; 3. a girl; 4. the (same) extra again; and 5. an old man
In between he shoots off about 26 million rounds, about 4 of which hit and kills about 4 people (but not the extra or the girl who are taken out by others) and spends time in a hotel with inviolable rules that are immediately violated.
this with Gringot's gold coins.
oh and it's all over a fricking puppy.
Potential to have an obscenely talented ex-hit-man come out of retirement to avenge in a movie of true spectacularatude=incredibly high
actual ability to deliver even a slightly worthwhile movie= absolute zero.
worse than: every Transporter movie ever made.
about as good as - Crossroads with Britney Spears.
Still better than: Twilight.