You Don't Mess With a Man's Car or His Dog

Rating: 7/10 (9 April 2015)

If You Mess with a Man's Car, better Look Out. If You Mess with a Man's Dog, better Look Out. But if You Mess with a Man's Car and His Dog, well, there's just No Telling.
Keanu Reeves is the perfect "Actor" for this Type of Thing. That is, a Character that is Myopic, Speaks in Short Stunted Sentences, and Never looks Distracted by anything requiring Thought beyond those Instinctive and Highly Trained Survival Skills.
This is one of those that must be Applauded for Not Reneging on its Promise to deliver what You pay for. It knows its Target Audience and doesn't try a bit to Educate, Enlighten, or Expand Their Worldview. It Serves Up just what is expected and required to Not Disappoint.
Thanks also for the R Rating. No Cop Out Fudging the Violence. That would have been a disaster. Just look at the "Expendables" Movies. When there is so Much Carnage On Screen and No Blood, or Heads Exploding, the result is a Dull Affair of repetitive Frolicking in Laughable and Lame Action Scenes.
Not that this Thing is Trying to be Realistic. Far from it. It's Roots clearly Lie in First Person Shooter land, and there is about as much Dialog or Concern for Character Development as in a Video Game Shoot Em' Up.
That's really All This Is and it makes No Apologies. There is the Added Treat of many Cameos by recognizable Character Actors and that Adds to the Fun. The Movie isn't anything that Special. It's just a Highly Competent and Enjoyable Ride of Revenge Flick Mayhem and requires You Bring Nothing more to the Screening than a Desire for Escapism.