How Do You Say "Steaming Pile of Dung" in Russian?

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2015)

One sure way to spoil this movie is to watch it. Don't.
One Star means awful, as it says here on IMDb. Yeah, that's about right, awful. Did I say awful? Sorry, I meant offalor did I mean fecal? John Wick is another "action" movie obviously written by someone who built the script with the clichés of a couple dozen other lousy "action" movies. Not a bit original or cool on any level.
A summary: A murdering psychopath falls in love, quits his job, and becomes a sweet and lovable charmer who likes dogs. Wife dies. OK, even if that isn't the stupidest introduction to a character you don't need 12 minutes to say this on screen—the mistake of many hacks. For motivation you kill his dog and take his car? Really? Is that all you could think of? How long did it take the writer to come up with this gem? He kills 12 paid assassins who invade his home yet he gets his butt kicked by three punks? I guess he wasn't wearing his superman outfit. He kills a whole heck of a lot of people (I lost count after 17 or so). Most of them had nothing to do with killing his puppy or stealing his car.
I kept waiting for something even remotely interesting to happen, something that wasn't a complete insult to the intelligence but it never came.