Dumb - reprise of every poor movie of its ilk

Rating: 2/10 (14 February 2015)

Opening - Apparently, his girlfriend is killed. We do not know why. Johnnie baby lives in a fine, modern apartment/condo. How does he pay for it? Your guess.
Then, he receives a puppy and a note from his dead ex?. Puppies always matter to us morons. Sniffle, sniffle, cry, show us how deep you are. Puke. However, the dog cannot sleep on the bed. Why not? Who cares and who knows?
8 minutes in, we know this is a slop show. He lets the beagle out for a crap in an apparently unfenced yard. Beagles will never come back. Dumb.
By 10 minutes in, you know this is a garbage movie, but, well worth paying big bucks to watchnot. If a movie needs a cute dog, the studio knows that the movie sucks.
Of course, John drives a macho carhow else would we know he was some sort of stud?
Then, of course, we experience an encounter with a foreign jerkyadda, yadda. And then, lots of burning rubber from his macho-mobile.
I stopped watching at 13 minutes. This is truly a movie for idiots. If you paid to watch it, too bad. I did, based on a recommendation. My bad.
When you read reviews of anything, recall that 50% or more of reviewers have IQ's below average.