A Horrible Waste of Time

Rating: 5/10 (13 January 2015)

I wish there was a way IMDb could check and make sure reviewers aren't part of the production crew, cast, or distributors of a film because that's the only possible way this thing could have gotten more than 5 stars from anybody. I have to hand it to Keanu Reeves, though. For a guy who can't act in anything but a "Bill and Ted" movie, he's managed to make a decent living at it--some might even call it a "career." Amazing, because he's got to be one of the worst actors in the industry. Gary Grubbs, Everett McGill, and Keanu Reeves should do a film together. They could call it "The Tin Men." Other than Keanu's absolutely awful attempt at acting, the plot of this thing was laughable and the action sequences perhaps the choppiest thing I've seen on film since that Korean guy did the whole Gangham Style dance craze foolishness. I hate myself for watching the whole thing and I hate myself even more for enjoying it.