Guys that don't have a heart

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2005)

Nobody likes Jerry Maguire because he is like that scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz who doesn't have a heart. So he hooks up with Dorothy and her ugly little dog who is always bothering him about how much a human head weighs. They meet a football guy who also doesn't have a heart either and won't ride on a camel. Also,there is a man-nanny who can't let go of a jazz tape. Dorothy's sister looks like that girl who made out with carrot top in that other movie. She hangs around with these hags who talk some more about other guys that don't have a hearts. Later the football guy is exposed as Hootie by some kid, but in the mean-time Jerry Maguire had actually kidnapped the Blowfish, saying how it was so polite and had good manners. (Spoiler) Hootie goes back to football after doing a crumby job as a wedding singer.
Jerry gives ToTo or whatever his name is some football shirts to help him seem cool, but it doesn't work, and ToTo has been whining about going back to the zoo anyway, which is how it finally ends.