A Cruise Ship??? too hilarious....

Rating: 2/10 (22 December 2013)

When I saw that Cruise Ship try to dock on the HUGE Port of Call called Amityville I knew I was in for the typical Spielberg treat.... i.e. almost slipping, almost killed, dumbed down dialogue, almost drowning, electrocuted, you know the "missed it by that much" element that is presented, oh let's say every 11 seconds.... does Vegas cover a bet like that, hmmmmm Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!
Ever seen a fake shark chew a 5lb pack of Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum??? Well you are in for a treat and as luck would have it, this fishie is going for the big blow, haven't laughed so hard in ages, Steven you darling, should have been on the DVD cover!
Honestly, I have great admiration for the articulate and smooth move grammatical structure reviews, but regurgitating the entire script and blatantly white washing the entire film is most irritating. Thank you to the low star reviewers who lack respect for drivel driven cinema.
Loved Robert Shaw with his soliloquys and poems, and the best facial reaction from Roy seeing that huge chunk of cheese or silly putty (your choice), bravo!!! ;}}