Top 250? What the...?

Rating: Null/10 (16 February 2007)

No, I am not crazy. Jaws shouldn't be on the top 250 list because it is just about as good as a rotten fish sandwich! Jaws bites you in the butt with the jaws of boredom, not the jaws of life. For one thing, it's not scary. It's just really gross, like with all the blood in the water. And that bloody corpse underwater. This film has to much blood to be rated PG today. It would be PG-13 or even R today. Another thing that makes this film crappy is that it is completely unimaginative served with a side of boredom. If you still want a will to stay in the water, avoid at all costs. Trust me, you have better things to do than watching people get murdered by a stinky cheese shark!!! I don't even know why so many people like it. Trust me, it's totally not worth it.