Misunderstood masterpiece

Rating: 10/10 (1 December 2018)

Most people don't realise that "Jaws" the whale is actually the hero of this movie, harmlessly going about his business eating fish and planktons like they do.
Okay, and a dog. And a few people.
The police cop stars interfering with things, firstly by getting a man with a beard and glasses to come and scare everybody with stories of being eaten. The fool even encourages local fishermen to murder the wrong whale, and afterwards cuts its belly open, when all it has eaten is a car.
Then another man with a beard and a hat comes along and annoys everybody by scratching a blackboard. He takes the other two men out on his boat and, to his credit, gives the whale (Jaws) something to eat - himself!
The police cop however makes a total mess of things and tries to feed the whale with a boat, then a compressed air cylinder. To make things worse he then tries to shoot the whale and can't even get that right, and shoots the cylinder by mistake. This blows the whale's head off. WHO'S THE KILLER NOW, EH?
The best bit is when the zombie comes out of the hole underneath the boat and scares the frogmen off.