Again, another story with zero plot

Rating: 1/10 (9 November 2005)

Weak spoiler, probably shouldn't have put it, but just being safe.
Adervtized as a war movie, this movie has absolutely no war. There is no fighting scenes whatsoever in this movie. The writer/director etc... decided to substitute vulgarity in the highest forms in place of a plot. Look at me, I can be vulgar, use the eff word every other sentence, speak of masturbation, and hey, even show a guy masturbating, wow. THATS GREAT, BUT CAN YOU DEVELOP A DAMN PLOT? This movie simply was not as advertised. In fact, it was not even a movie. A movie is suppose to have a plot, a conclusion, etc... This had none.
Yes, there are movies that are decent that have no plot or conclusion, or development in any form, but they are at least fun to watch, or are true stories. i.e. Blow, which really had a plot, but not a strong one, was at least fun to watch and was a true story.
For those of you who actually liked this film, you are retarded. I am serious, you are probably the same people who keep these late night get rich quick infomercial guys in business. You got meat in your head I tell ya.
What part did you like ? The part where they cussed a lot ? The part where they never actually fought? The part where the lead actor masturbated? WHAT? WHAT THE HELL WAS THERE TO LIKE ABOUT THIS MOVIE ? The only two pieces of the movie that could have salvaged it they just let go by the way side. They could have showed the lead actor and his girlfriend more before he left for duty, and made us feel bad about her leaving him, but noooooooo, that would have actually made this somewhat tolerable to watch. Then they could have had him come home and pistol whip her while he sodomized her new love with his rifle barrel.
Then they could have focused more on the guy that was booted out of the marines and his plight. Maybe a little character development, and again, made us care.
Thats the problem, just didn't care, i could have left the theatre at any time during, and not felt like I was missing something.