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Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2005)

I'm a really huge "Gyllenhaalic"(Jake fan for those who don't know) and even his presence couldn't save this stupid, dumb macho cadet crock of a film. I knew going into this film that is was it was gonna suck! but I wanted to see Jake's performance in it (and plus his backside, wink, wink) but it was like an Marine Frat-House. It was so boring and I kept thinking, 'When is this crap going to be over?' All the yelling and cussing and Military B.S., I just didn't like it. THIS WAS THE WORST JAKE GYLLENHAAL FILM I HAVE SEEN SINCE "HIGHWAY". I will NEVER, EVER see another Military type film AGAIN no matter WHO IS IN IT. Shane McMahon, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Topher Grace could be butt naked in a Military film, I WOULD NOT SEE IT! Jake's best film is and it seems always will be "OCTOBER SKY (1999). Sorry, Jake.