Offensive, pointless, amazing!

Rating: 2/10 (12 February 2006)

I seldom find myself offended by a movie, however this movie was just a 2 hour parade of ignorance mixed in with an absolute disregard for entertainment value.
I am amazed someone actually wrote a script, someone read it ... then decided to make it and actually convinced actors to be in it. This movie makes Super Troopers look like Raging Bull. It saddens me to think of the materials and man-hours that will be wasted not just from watching this thing, but even worse producing a DVD. Couldn't they do something better with that energy? I'd even be happy if they used it to produce another Land Before Time cartoon.
There were lame clichés, attempts to create realism through offensive humor and characters so shallow that they make chalk outlines look like Marlon Brando's "Terry Malloy" in On the Waterfront.