If this is our army, I'm moving

Rating: 7/10 (20 May 2006)

When I saw the trailer I instantly thought this could be a classic. From what they showed in the trailer made it seem like an action packed war film. Turns out half the action of that trailer is from... a 2 minute scene. Then the rest is actually the soldiers wasting ammo firing into the air because they did'nt get to shoot whilst the war was going on.
Then there's the extreme masturbation exaggerated throughout the whole film. Not to mention showing Jakes a** in a random collegian ''studying'' scene. Then a porn film by some guys wife dumping him, so he gets his neighbor to screw her and she sends it to him. Then after the husbands cussing and kicking around, the go to watch it again, and they get stopped, then he still waits for them to leave. Oh there's the media scene where they all scream ''field f***'' to get the media away so they don't have to wear their gear while playing football.
Then, they get drunk on Christmas even Jake dances in nothing but ''two'' Santa hats, they are both obvious places. Then at the end, the main character is suddenly saddened and says he will always remain a jarhead. I don't see what he's sad about. Honestly this movie does'nt really have a point per-say. But some of it was good, some of it was funny, but no more than average at best.