Jarpenis

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2008)

Don't even waste your time with this. Describing this as garbage is an insult to the term garbage. I can find no redeeming point to this movie as a sober person. The voices are annoying, the music makes no sense and sounds like the "director" just played random CD's on his stereo in the background, and what is up with the random photos of Useless S Grant interrupting the movie, the tired (and unoriginal attempts at telling jokes), and especially the snide remark to Joel Schumacher about how he should have gotten a copyright? Maybe if I was very drunk or high, or with lobotomized hospital patients, I may find some smidgen of humor in this. I'd give this a 0 if IMDb went so low. This looks like something some unemployed geek did in his garage one weekend and should have stayed there. Complete and utter crap.