Amazingly boring.

Rating: Null/10 (28 February 2004)

Is this really a Tarrantino film? What happened? .
I have been watching this movie for 50 minutes now, and I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. I am literally going to switch to the news now, as I have absolutely no concern whatsoever for the character in this movies or for what might happen in the rest of the film. C-Span is more exciting.
-Mind you, I actually hate the typical macho action flick, wherein everything blows up all the time. However, it would be nice to have SOMETHING happen in 50 minutes. So far, all the characters have pretty much just sat around and talked, and in fairly monotone voices, yet.
The cast is as all-star as you can get, but they have absolutely nothing to do, and they act like they haven't had their morning coffee yet. -Or perhaps they all just came off a three-day bender. Boring, boring, boring, boring.
Words just about fail me. I remember that most of the critics hated this movie when it came out. Now I know why. How it got 7.4 stars on the IMDB is a question for the ages.

If this film were submitted by a UCLA student, it would get a "D" at best.