Quentin Tarantino's worst load yet.

Rating: 10/10 (21 April 2006)

When I watched this movie it made me want to make a load on my VCR. The story licked, and there was no nudity, so i was all like this is a sausage fest of men and JB's. So don't watch it unless you stick your beef in the VCR. And the chick in this movie was a beast, she looked like she had too much beef in her face, like a beefy fellow, on the chronic. I nearly slipped one in the case before I brought it back, just so that those jerks at blockbuster could get a taste of what i'm packing. Sammy was a dirty beef eater, who taps meat. And Jackie Brown was also a little package handler, who gives the mailman a peek at his tight one every night.