Portman does Penelope Pitstop

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2017)

I originally gave this a 3, but in hindsight, I realise how angry and animated this film makes me.
It is without a doubt, one of the worst films I have ever seen.
From the moment Natalie Portman opens her annoying mouth, you're thinking, oh no, I've got 2 hours of this. She basically walks around like Penelope Pitstop, was she actually modelled on Jackie O? You'd think so after watching this.
Im a massive fan of Black Swan, (Darren Aronofsky should have directed this) so combine that with Mica Levi's score and you could have had something visually spectacular. But what you get is a woman walking around in a moribund selfish state. How can you have any empathy for someone without any compassion. The soundtrack doesn't work either. For a start, it's way to loud and tries to hard to make incredibly boring scenes dramatic.
This film is so bad you actually couldn't care less for Portmans character or performance. In fact, is this story interesting enough to make a film about?
And whats Ian Beale doing playing Bobby? Its like watching a piece of cardboard move.
Avoid unless you are easily persuaded by reviewers who are paid to write great reviews