I'd rather have the flu than watch this again

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2013)

I have a cold. My nose is running and I'm sneezing and coughing. But I'd rather produce another 7 days of mucus than suffer this film again.
The plot is tissue-thin (its only redeeming feature, since I need to dispose of snot.)
The acting is poor. They could have hired a gay scientologist to play that part of a lamp post during the 'dramatic' scenes.
The script is as wet as a Labrador's chew-toy, and the concluding insinuation that there will be a consequent TV series is... well, insulting, and nauseating.
Cough. Sneeze. Retch. My current disease has more merit (but less mucus) than this nasty Cruise-control vehicle.