PLEASE No More Tom Cruise

Rating: 2/10 (5 August 2018)

Tom Cruise is NOT Jack Reacher...i know Jack Reacher and he folks is NO Jack Reacher. First and foremost he's a midget! Jack Reacher is 6'4"...Reacher's size is a paramount (like that pun?) plot point in almost all of Lee Child's excellent stories.
Second...Tom Cruise has a huge schnozz (nose) almost the size of his ego...Reacher does not. In addition Cruise has teeny baby hands...Reacher has huge meathooks of steel.
And aside from the physical disparity... Cruise loves himself a little too much on camera...Reacher is a subtle, quiet, loner..not some pretty boy trying to act hard.
Reacher walks...everywhere....he doesnt drive...he rides (buses mostly...or he hitches).
He wears crappy clothes...not Tom Cruise movies outfits...and he puts them in the garbage when he changes outfits.
He hates cell phones.
He is cool...Tom Cruise is not.