Help! The Paranoids are After Me!

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2007)

Bogus, ultra pretentious semi "Mocumentary" drama -purporting to give the real facts on the JFK assassination. Leftist Castro loving kook Oliver Stone tries to pass this garbage off as the real fact behind the Conspiracy Of Conspiracies.Cast is decent, but Cosner {as always} shows not one single wit of emotion.Sitting through this abortion is akin to sitting through root canal.It is so preposterous, dull,pretentious and boring, boring- did I forget to say boring that just staying awake for it is a chore.America is a great country- right Ollie? Where else can a crackpot director like this ridicule everything that makes America great- and get paid big bucks to do it ? in Cuba? prehaps not. There is no valid reason to waste over three hours of your life on this tripe. Read a good book- an UNBIASED book on the subject. Better still, try to catch the "Seinfeld" episode with Keith Hernandez that features a take-off on this ridiculous film. Done in a slow-motion style that resembles the assassination in this film, it is far more entertaining than trying to sit through-and comprehending this!ZERO stars.