Probably, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Rating: 3/10 (29 June 2017)

I genuinely do not understand or feel that this film was good enough for a rating over a 5/10 or 2/4. It feels like a college students sophomore project, with the arrogance of a teenage boy. I would love to praise it for what it tries to be, which is what others assume happened on screen, but I can't. It wasn't there; it was an attempt.