The glowing reviews here creep me out than the movie itself

Rating: 2/10 (3 November 2017)

While there are SOME redeeming qualities about this movie - the editing is OK and there are a few beautiful shots of nature/suburbia - most of it just lacks any kind of depth, tension or horror. Right off the bat I found the premise really stupid and it never really takes off from there. The acting was like what you would expect from amateurs trying their best, not The Room-level of awful but not very good either.
It would seem that people who gave this a full or near full score must live in some strange parallel universe where horse manure taste like chocolate pudding. That is seriously the ONLY thing I find eerie about this movie - the near psychotic levels of hype.
I'm 43 years old. I love psychological horror. The Shining is my favorite horror movie of all time. This... I don't even know how to describe it. It just lacks everything that makes a great movie.