A whole bunch of Nothing

Rating: 1/10 (9 August 2015)

Honestly I have no idea in hell how this movie got anything higher than a 2 star rating. This is my first review and usually I don't write reviews but I feel it is my duty to save anyone else from wasting their time on this garbage. I am starting to think most of the people who write these higher star reviews are being paid to do so. First of the pace is unbearably slow. Nothing happens at all. And that is probably an understatement. You feel nothing from these characters at all, you almost want them do die halfway through the movie. Horrible acting, horrible writing, highly unbelievable story. I mean I know characters in horror movies are supposed to do the exact opposite of common sense but this just goes beyond that. I usually force myself to finish a movie in its entirety in one sitting just because I like to give everything a fair chance. Maybe there might be an amazing ended or twist that will make it worth the slow pace you know? But not this time, you start with nothing and are left with nothing. I found myself counting the minutes until this ended and almost rejoiced just because it was over. Horror is my favorite genre but I gave up on them about 5 years back just because the truth is they just don't make good horror anymore, and this movie is pretty much the spokesperson to that very point. All in all I cannot think of anything I enjoyed about this movie except for the fact that its over and I feel like I should clean out by blu ray drive for having the garbage in it for the time it was, good God people do not believe the hype at all. You would have more fun watching your dog take a dump outside than watching this, do NOT, I repeat do NOT believe the ratings on this one, I almost feel violated for even having watched it.