How Did "It" Not Go Straight To DVD?!

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2015)

If I could give this movie a 0/10 I would. Like many others, I want a refund for having actually sat through the entire movie.
I find it incredibly fishy how according to the stats on average males age 18-29 rated this movie a 7.8. I won't try to speak for the other demographics, but something tells me there are a LOT of fake/paid ratings for this movie. No young adult in the right mind would find this to be a good movie, let alone a horror movie for that matter. If you took out the nudity then this movie would be rated PG-13, like was it honestly even necessary? It wasn't even nudity ANYONE would want to see to begin with; if I wanted to see someone p1ss themself while standing half naked in the kitchen I would go ahead and shotgun a dozen beers right now.
The movie accomplishes absolutely nothing. In fact the name tells you everything there is to know about this movie. Shortly after the opening scene it was obvious that this movie was going to suck. The 80's horror music was incredibly annoying, and it's not even that I don't like old horror movie soundtracks, it was just overdone and not necessary for the movie. I couldn't tell you ANY of the character's names and nor did I really give a damn about them. Also why sex? What relevance does having sex have to do with "passing on" this, "It"? What if they used protection? WHAT DEFINES SEX?!?! I really liked how this movie presented a lot of relevant information and totally didn't waste anytime doing it (just kidding that was sarcasm). The movie makes some extreme jumps in between scenes, with lousy editing might I add, and also contains some really "random" ones for lack of a better word. Then it all just sorta, ends, abruptly. There is no ending. I personally believe the director just didn't know how to wrap up this stinking turd. I mean there's actually way too much wrong with this movie to mention in a single review.
I wish I had checked out my local theater's ratings on this movie before I went and seen it. 2.36/10, now there's a rating you can trust!