Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (28 August 2017)

To call this horror is borderline insulting. A cure for insomnia would be a better description. I don't know when this was supposed to be set but it seemed all over the place with old tube tvs but modern cars littered throughout as an example. The plot (for want of a better word) is thin at best. You have sex, something that changes shape follows you slooooowly, you die. Unless you have sex with someone else. Then it goes after them instead. If it kills them it comes back after you so be prepared to screw around as much as possible. The parents have little to no roll in this film and don't care what their kids are up to. There is no explanation of what this thing is, where it came from or why it's doing what it does slooooowly. Even an ambiguous ending that is abrupt at best. Is it gone or isn't it? The kindest thing I can say about the acting is nothing at all. Please, for the love of everything evil, don't make a sequel!