Horrible Waste of Time, Sad Euphemism for STDs

Rating: 1/10 (15 November 2015)

When I read that the director was going for a warning for teens not to have sex because an STD would follow them around until they die, I thought it would be funny. But nope, this movie is straight up boring!! Painful to watch, with bad dialogue and even worse acting, it does come off as laughable-- unfortunately not in an entertaining way. The teens reaction to someone as benign as a little grandma or grandpa slowly.... and I mean slllllooooooooooowwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyy walking towards you, is the opposite of terrifying. A naked chick walking slowly towards you just looks crazy and may make you want to taunt her more by waiting until the last second and just dodging her quickly and hoping in your car or on your bike or just side swipe her. Really, there is nothing scary about this movie it's just ridiculously bad.