I Have An Idea...

Rating: 2/10 (22 November 2017)

I lost it. I'd rather watch a young woman eat almost a whole pie and then drive the porcelain bus with the door open than watch a story that isn't a story. I'm a fan--a big fan, in fact--of phantasmagoria. This is not phantasmagoria, though it tries very hard to be. I was waiting for Scooby-Doo to come bounding into the room at any second. I mean, we've got Daphne, Shaggy, Fred, and Velma, right? Sure, Fred gets raped to death by his own mother, but still. This episode ends with nobody pulling the mask off the old man. He's too slick for them this time. He dresses up like Fred's mom, a half-naked weird teenage girl who needs a diaper, a very tall man, a 30-something clothed man, a 50-something naked man, and one or two other disguises--not the least being Daphne's equally cute sister. Pretty clever. Take that, gang!