It is Total Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2015)

A 1 out of 10 is so much more than this film even deserves. First off let me say that I am a huge horror movie fan, and after hearing all the rave reviews about "it follows" and how it was an, "Instant Classic" I was excited to see the movie. The movie grabs your attention right out of the gate as the camera follows a seemingly terrified girl being chased (as she runs in high heels, forget the Nike's, when i think speed i think high heels) before getting in her car and driving to the beach only to be left mangled and dead by the next morning. From that point on my was attention was never grabbed by the film again. The plot is filled with holes and barely makes any sense to begin with. If the so called "it" can take the form of someone you know then why the hell is it always in the most obvious "im coming to kill you" form possible? The movie is basically an anti-teen sex PSA. The director also goes for some kinda ambiguity in terms of the year or time where things take place, but one second they are watching a TV from 1950 and then the next some girl is on a cell phone and you can see modern day cars driving around while the only cars the characters are ever in seem to be older cars from the 70s. The score is a cheap imitation of the original "Halloween" in the way its used to build suspense only for nothing to actually happen. Nothing is well explained or makes much sense throughout the movie. And that friend of hers Paul is a great big pussy. This kids been dying to bang the main character, Jamie, since they were kids, yet she's always banging someone else. Then he finally gets her when he knows he's gonna get followed by the stupid "it" thing anyway. This review is all over the place and not exactly a work of fine literary art but this movie was so damn terrible i had to make an account on here just to vent about how awful this movie was. The critics who say its great are idiots, they're the kinda people who like something just because everyone else doesn't so that they can make you think they are smarter than you, but they're not they are just schmucks. This movie is basically Samara from the ring only in std form and she's trying to rape you to death. I also couldn't help but feel like it was just a movie made by a hipster to show how hipster and cool he was. Well guess what? Hipsters suck and so do you Mr. Robert David Mitchell. Do all of us horror fans a favor and stay the hell away from the genre from now on. If your thinking of seeing this movie, think again. Taking your 15dollars for a movie ticket and shoving it up your butt would be a better use of the money than going to see this drivel. Best part of the whole movie? The trailer for insidious 3 before that train wreck of a sad excuse for a movie even started. Shame on you "It Follows," and Robert David Mitchell and all of you critics and morons that found anything about this film redeemable.