It Follows? No, It Bores!

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2015)

Possibly minor spoilers
Everyone keeps saying how original this is but its really not. Take the ' if you have sex in a horror film you die' aspect and make the killer Jason from Jason Goes To Hell (he jumps body to body and can be anybody) or the T-1000 from Terminator 2 and there it is. Except way, way slower.
Some people mention tension too. Where?!? It's either walking right at you like a zombie or it's not It. Every time someone walked by not even facing them they yelled out "can you see them!?!" It was obvious it wasn't It.
There's one good scene where they're on the beach but that's it. And during that scene I was trying to figure out why in the world you would go hang at the beach when you're being hunted. What they should have done was wait until It shows. Drive to a certain location. Wait til It shows there. Look at a clock and figure out how long it took. Then you can go back to location one and actually prepare for it without worrying about how much time you have.
There were so many little scenes that just didn't make sense too. If I were to recut this into a15 minute short it would be pretty decent. At this length though, it nearly killed me, from boredom.