Don't waste your time and money

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2015)

It Follows was absolutely awful. This movie is one part The Ring (mind you, not a good part) and one part slow walking 1980s killer with a poor excuse for the characters to have very boring sex slapped on. The best part of the movie was when I left to use the restroom. The restroom was clean and I didn't feel rushed because I knew I wasn't missing anything. Wait that's not fair, there was a preview for Avengers: Age of Ultron before the movie. That looked pretty good.
After I watched this horribly boring movie, I warned everyone in line to buy tickets to watch something else. Then I texted everyone I know not to warn them not to waste their time. Then I posted a Facebook status. Now I've made an IMDb account to continue my public service announcement. I haven't tried to warn people away from a movie like this since I watched Dream Catchers in theaters.