Ghastly - Not Ghostly or Even Remotely Scary

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2015)

I have never given a movie a 1 star rating until I saw this film today. No spoilers to be addressed, as there was nothing to spoil - the movie was already fatally flawed. Faint story line from start to finish, and not a single moment where I felt scared, haunted, afraid or any of the other things one expects while watching a horror movie. There was some nudity, sprinkled with mild sex scenes, for those who care. And, I had to wonder where they filmed the movie; jokingly saying it must have been Chernobyl, as so much of the area filmed looked like it had been abandoned after an apocalyptic event - peopled with humans who appeared zombie-like. Plus, it would seem the movie-makers obtained most of their set material from 1970-1980's secondhand stores. Odd, that! And not in keeping with the time period of the film.
All-in-all, very disappointing. As my spouse and I exited the theater, we heard negative comments from the total, small handful of movie-goers in attendance, as they were leaving, too.