Oh boy...

Rating: 2/10 (28 May 2018)

I have no idea why I sat through this one. Not scary. Not interesting. Probably some kind of metaphor for how wrong teenage sex is, which just makes it even more idiotic than it already is.
Features the most boring group of teenagers ever to exist, played by the most boring group of teenager actors ever to exist. Everyone speaks in monotone and generally looks like they are sleepwalking in every scene.
Let's talk about the monster (monster? ghost? demon?). The concept is cool and almost scary until you realize he (she? it?) is pointless just like the entire movie. At least It Follows, right? Well, sometimes it does, most of the times it simply does not. Does not stop the camera from filming some empty place where the monster is SUPPOSED to be, but sadly it is slow af so it probably can't make it there for another half an our (actual screentime, not "movie time" half an our). Thinking about it, the only reason it is remotely dangerous because our sleepwalking lead never takes any precaution to avoid it. Aside from trying to sleep with every man in the movie just to pass it on. Even so, this movie makes sex look like a tragedy, but in reality it is the movie itself.