Flat Out Horrible...

Rating: 1/10 (7 September 2019)

I haven't walked out of a movie since Lawnmower Man, and admittedly I didn't leave early but only because I really wanted to see it and my wife didn't really but came anyway. What a mess, an absolute mess. SPOILER ALERT: this thing stinks to high heaven. i don't even understand the point. it was SUPER long, SUPER slow, disjointed and then in the end, it ends in a way that they should have done it in the first 10 minutes. It is movies like that that usually kill careers, though I figure Chastain will be fine (jessica, you're better than this). Maybe Bill Hader has a new kitchen he needed to pay for, I don't know. I can't imagine what the script looked like. It must have been 700 pages with a lot of "suspenseful music, something jumps out and tries to scare you, then a bunch of noise, then yelling, then F&*K you". If you go see this, that's your problem.