B0ring with a capital B (for bad back)

Rating: 3/10 (11 October 2019)

Where to start..
This film features a great cast, and the production level is very Hollywood,
But in general it was a stuffy, unoriginal, jump scare ridden pile of smelly Hollywood trash.
I felt like I wanted to grab my girlfriend and run from the theatre after an hour and a half.
The fact that all the characters absolutely love each other, despite the fact that they haven't seen each other in 27 years is so damn cheesy,
And the theme of 'friendship is so important' is fairly child-like in its stylings.
I mean these people are pushing 40 and they just didn't seem like beleiveable fleshed our characters.
Also IT's background story Is a confusing mess that will most likely give u brain freeze and was plastered in weird cgi and half assedly presented to the audience like a serving of cold takeaway
spoiler alert: there is a fkn gigantic 30 minute battle scene which is brain meltingly boring and unoriginal it was like Stephen king meets marvel
I honestly wanted quite a few of the characters to die because of their unbelievably cheesy acting throughout this weird Hollywood epic.
I mean the film looks pretty good throughout I guess.
But be warned It not a movie that necessarily flies along at a brisk exciting pace i found it a hard slog to get through it and felt sick with all the Corniness :-(