Homo Lone

Rating: 3/10 (10 September 2019)

No Stephen, we don't want your autograph either buddy. Not when the ending is a cartoon mess of CGI and a red balloon mate. Maybe in 27 years they will remake the remake of the remake's book to film adaptation in full CGI. Is this movie about kids exploring their homosexuality and a cartoon clown that goes BOO continuously for 2 movies in a row ? Really ?
Jump scares, a clown that does nothing but scare kids, very cartoony and funny CGI monsters and have you ever watched the movie TERRIFIER ? Its a movie about a clown killing people. Check it out Stephen. Take your old musty closet full of old boring stories throw it out of the window and start over man. Or wait for the Saturday morning cartoon version of IT Chapter 3. Pennywise vs The teenage mutant ninja turtles.
CGI scary faces. Really ? In the year 2019 people still pay to see that ? I felt absolutely nothing for the group of kids and later adults, looks like the actors were picked out of a hat no connection whatsoever between them no chemistry no nothing. Just a bunch of random people reading lines from a book to each other. Any more stiffer than that and their back ends would need CGI too.
I thought Stephen King was super outdated. I thought Stephen King movies had great acting and terrible CGI. Not the other way around.
Maybe sell the rights to Disney and have Luke Skywalker do a lightsaber battle with Pennywise and a bunch of Jedi turtles in the movie to sell toys at Walmart. Think about it brother. Don't just go BOO. Sell the crap out of it.
Until the next remake of the second sequel's reboot remake.....BOO!...........BOO!!......................BOO!!!