As Cameron Diaz said, "I'd rather be shot in the face"......

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2013)

Wow. Where to begin? I had SUCH high hopes, but was bitterly disappointed.
As many of the other reviews have pointed out, this film was flawed in soooooooooooo many ways.
The script was appalling. Like it was written by 20 different people. No rhyme or reason for half of the plot points.
WTF with the kid????? Who the hell cares??? He was as bad and as annoying as the pointless kid in insert-name-of-movie (i thought of Indiana Jones).
And the premise behind the fire/lava/hot people was completely impossible nor even explained.
Total utter crap.
Stay at home and poke out your eyes with hot pokers rather than sit through this trash.
Fail.