Tony Stark's guidelines to working class moms

Rating: 4/10 (28 April 2013)

The bit with the kid is probably the most nonsense of all. So, Stark breaks into a kids' basement and seems annoyed when the kid turns up to understandably challenge him, but warms when he sees the kid is clever and has made a jar-smashing potato gun as young arms manufacturers must be encouraged. The kid asks him who he is, then gives him a paper with his name and photo on the front page; didn't he look at it? Then he asks Stark his name; can't he read either?
Start doesn't care about how the kid and his mum are alone since the dad walked out and despite already trespassing and using the kids' equipment, demands various product-placement based items and a sandwich, and in return gives the kid some explosives to use on a bully which he only presumes exists (apparently the jar-smashing potato gun didn't ward them off) Then without informing the kids' mum and knowing he's in a bad mental state himself, may flip out and is being hunted by terrorists, takes the kid to town where he flips out and they're attacked by terrorists.
First he meets the mum of a bomber who just so happens to mistake him (despite him being all over the news since they think he's just been killed) for an FBI agent she happened to be meeting at exactly the same time and place, but who was oddly waylaid by walking away from the meeting place earlier and bumping into Stark, who realised she must be evil as she had a scar on her face (which incidentally doesn't make sense either as she had acquired the ability to regenerate her amputated arm but not the scar). When this fake agent tries to arrest Stark, showing a legit badge, the Sheriff, apparently drinking on the job and also unable to recognise the famous-and-just-recently-deceased Stark, challenges her, whereby she creates a scene which would've drawn attention to a years-old bomb plot which her people were getting away with up until that point. The kid is then almost killed but uses Stark's explosives on a terrorist, saving Stark's life, at which point Stark, knowing the kid is now a target and even more so as has the iron man suit, leaves him on his own without even replacing the explosives to defend himself with, basically because he's annoying. Stark then rings the kid when he's flipping out again so that the kid can remind him he can build stuff. So rather than just buying a gun to attack the terrorists, he makes a load of bombs and other stuff, which which he blows up security guards who may or may not be guarding the terrorists (the last time they tracked them, they were wrong, resulting in a mildly racist Arabic swear shop scene), in revenge for the terrorists inadvertently blowing up his security guard earlier on... because terrorism for the sake of revenge is OK.
So the moral of this story for mothers is; when a stranger breaks into your house, let him take your kid away to be attacked by terrorists and he'll be bought a new potato gun. As we've learned with the Jimmy Saville case, if the stranger's famous,and especially if he's rich, there's no danger. Let this be a lesson to all of us.