Trashy Snore-fest

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2013)

I am not an Iron Man aficionado, nor am I a comic book drone, nor a fan of, 'The Mandarin' or a fan of dumb, money wasting movies. I like good movies similar to the first 'Iron Man.' This movie is no more than a useless money magnet. Please – stop with Iron Man – no more Iron Mans, please – please - please. 'Iron Man 1', and, 'The Avengers', were all very good renditions of this character, but enough is enough. I can't take this torture any longer and neither can my wallet. Iron Man 2 was bad enough – it really was – but this one stooped to a new low. This Iron Man variant deserves a massive, 'Iron Gag Award.' The actors are pretty good I guess, the script is weak, the story is OK, but there is something extremely camp about the flick that drives the overall movie to poor status. I guess I am just done with super hero flicks. Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow are good enough, but you can pull the fork out anytime, the story is better than well-done. Also - what is going on with all these super heroes now-a-days? Weak scripts and vague bad-guys have been neutering movies to 'boneless chicken' status. I am so done – someone else can swallow my vomit.