: ( I'm still weeping inside

Rating: 2/10 (27 April 2013)

Given all the hype and the talk of darker story lines and Tony stripped of the suit and using his mind again I really thought this was going to be awesome. Iron Man was brilliant. I try and pretend Iron Man II didn't happen and The Avengers was INCREDIBLE but this is a really poor movie. The humour is not through the usual one liners but through silly scenes. They wheel out Air Force One and the whole scene is a complete time filler that does nothing to move the plot on - it's just clichéd and gratuitous. For the first time in a Marvel movie the best scenes are all in the trailers and the rest is actually completely miss-able. There is so much wrong it is hard to talk about it without discussing the plot. It really is poor and...and...I can't believe this script was okayed. I'm so upset I can't keep...writing...there's even stupid toilet humour...