Something the previous 827 reviews haven't said yet . . .

Rating: 8/10 (2 June 2013)

. . . though after reading 750 or so, I must admit I may have started skimming them a little, is that the zoning board should require Tony Stark to rebuild his cliff-side ocean view mansion on the EAST coast for IRON MAN 4, since that would take the debris from its inevitable destruction by any two-bit terrorist who has a whim to play dirty TO EUROPE, rather than having it bottled up on America's Pacific Ocean coastline, mixing with the expected additional years' worth of Japanese tsunami debris (I saw EMPORER recently, but I still cannot fathom why five or six-star American Gen. Douglas MacArthur did not foresee such a contingency during his tenure as Emporer of Japan, and mandate a RETAINING WALL be built off the U.S.-side edges of those islands so that our National Park Service beaches in Hawaii, Alaska, California, and elsewhere would not be bombarded by millions of tons of trash each time the well-documented fault zones throw another spray of water on Asia's version of Florida). I would have liked IRON MAN 3 even better if it was Gandhi calling the shots against America's hero, since Gandhi's voice sounded so cool in the preview!