"Ironman 3" a movie better named "The Strange Christmas of Tony Stark"

Rating: 6/10 (22 August 2013)

This is my very first review on IMDb and i'm gonna be brief about "Ironman 3" because to be honest with you this movie doesn't deserve even a bad review.
First things first, i went to the cinema to watch this joke and it was just a bad investment. I saw the two-minute trailer and it was EPIC! I saw a broken hero and an evil nemesis in an effort to erase him from the map, i listened epic lines such as "I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?" and "Lesson number one: Heroes, there is no such thing." and i was thrilled about this movie because it seemed to me a nice ending to the series, so i was like "Oh boy, oh boy, a hero in a HUGE moment of crisis, possibly it's gonna be like Batman in The Dark Knight Rises, i have to go to the cinema for this movie."
So i dragged two friends of mine the second day of May and as i said in the beginning we went to the cinema. Well there's just one word to describe my impression about this movie "ULTIMATE FAILURE", yes i know it was two words but C'MON! The movie itself didn't respond to the spectators as it promised in the trailer. Instead of the superhero Ironman i saw a wanna-be James Bond or Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt Tony Stark in an attempt to prove to the world that he does not need the suit to be Ironman and he can hold on his shoulders a two-hour film with the name "Ironman" doing spy-stuff and simultaneously telling bad jokes and doing goofs in scenes which they supposed to be epic. The amazing "Ironman-to-the-rescue" flight scene ended with the hero's armor crashed by a truck because Tony Stark is such a poor fellow and he can't afford to put a radar in his suit. And instead of epic lines like those i mentioned i took epic cut-lines. And of course in the final as-they-want-to-believe "EPIC" battle they wanted to fill the gaps of Iroman's absence putting twenty goofy-like Iroman armors in the battle. Yes! Good job to the writers, they managed to fill the gaps.
Some critics said that "The Dark Knight Rises" and "Ironman 3" were similar but they are wrong. I saw greatness in Nolan's TDKR and an epic closure to the series. In I3 a saw disappointment and it was waste of time and money together. 5 out of 10 and i believe that i was lenient.