A steaming Pile of Stark

Rating: 1/10 (16 May 2012)

I couldn't get past the opening. They opened with Stark being a drunk and a whoremonger.
In the first battle, a guy screams at him and then he gets ripped apart. The Humvee that Stark is in gets riddled with holes from the projectiles. Stark would have been liverwurst at that point.
Then we find out that his heart condition is now merely shrapnel.
And that's all I could stand.
Why couldn't they make an Ironman movie about Ironman? Why did they have to make one about some god-awful person who was only fit for a Kardashian wedding.
They could have had a decent movie that was faithful to Ironman and used the same plot.
Extremely poor if you like Ironman. Maybe okay if you favor crap.
I won't regret not seeing this turkey, but I do regret the five minutes that I spent seeing how badly they treated a pretty decent character.
This movie gets one star for the casting. Robert Downey Junior is a true piece of trash, and his real life fits exactly the despicable person that they turned Tonly Stark into.