Ironman more like Iron-LAME

Rating: 1/10 (2 May 2010)

This review is an attempt at saving your life by persuading you not to see this movie. Single worst effort in film making I've ever seen. Gwyneth Paltrow is gross they should have gotten some hot broad to play that part then I might have gained some semblance of entertainment from this pathetic excuse of a blockbuster. Iron man is the worst super hero ever, hands down. Like I heard the incredible hulk beat him up in a back alley once, and that's how you know your an awful hero. Rumor has it Downy Jr. only got the part because he entered an Iron Lungs contest against Colin Ferrel to see who could smoke more marijuana in a 10 minute time period, and Jr. only won because he secretly laced Ferrel's and he passed out. Iron Man was written by James Favreau's 12 year old son, with the help of that bumbling idiot Toby Mcguire. Mcguire was able to manipulate Favreau's son into creating an even worse flick than spaceman, to prevent spaceman from being the obviously most awful super hero movie ever. Hopefully someone sends out an internet virus and completely wipes out any bootlegged remains of IronLame on the web, and then burns all the remaining copies of the film on the planet so no one else has to subject themselves to that atrocity of a movie.
Don't you dare contribute to Downy Jr's drug addictions by buying this film, if you do your sinning. Don't be a fool use your noodle.
-Yours Truly Jeronomo Joey