A disappointment of gigantic proportions.

Rating: 1/10 (30 September 2008)

If you are looking for a movie that is two hours long and has one hour and fifty minutes of useless, boring dialogue and about ten minutes of the 'hero', aka 'Iron Man' in this case, then you've picked the right movie. I don't think that I could have possibly been more bored watching this movie. I don't give a damn how he became Iron Man, I don't care how he became enemies with his company's co-owner, I watched this movie to see Iron Man, and to see him kick ass. And these things didn't happen. As a drama, (or a soap opera), I rank this a 7/10, but as an action/superhero movie, I rank it a 1/10, because there's barely any action or superhero in it. Don't believe all the hype about this abomination, don't think it's great just because everyone else wants you to think it's great. It blows. A lot. And if Gwenyth Paltro didn't look so good in it, I wouldn't even have been able to make it through the whole movie.