Here's a review for non-die hard Iron Guy fans...

Rating: Null/10 (1 May 2010)

I can't say that I can name one particular plot twist from issue #x of series wutever. Nor do I desire the capability to do so. No offense to those who dress up in their pagan attire and go to large conventions to fellowship with their fellow fanatics, so let me just say what I feel needs to be said about this film: This here new fangled moving picture is so gol dang over rated.
Special effects were good. But it ends there. No original story line to speak of. The acting by Junior was okay, maybe a notch above average, but that's about it. Though Gwenyth is a knockout, she just didn't deliver the screams and lines of devastation well enough to convince me that she's really a "damsel in distress". Th bad guy is a steryotypical bald guy who wants to make lots of things that go "Bang" and make lots of money that way. The cast is mediocre to put it....lightly. But one thing I could appreciate, besides the effects, was the one or two dialogue pieces containing some snappy banter.
A 6 out of 10.