Movie was gonna be Yuge.

Rating: Null/10 (7 October 2016)

I thought this movie was going to be yuge! Like my hands- and you know what that means. By the way have you seen Robert Downey Jr? Tiny- and you know what that means.
The movie started great, my good friend Obadiah Stane was raising some dumb kid. Turns him into a great business man, like me- lots of girls. Believe me, I know girls and Tony was with lots of girls.
Stane knows Tony cant run the business well. Not like me I make things great. Stane wants to make Stark Industries great again. Stans going to make it Yuge. He gets Tony captured. You know who I like? People who don't get captured.
Tony gets help from a Indian in a hole- probably there illegally. Tony and the illegal Indian build a Yuge machine- its ugly. Not like Ivanka, my daughter. Did I mention my daughter? Shes hot. I would you know... If she wasn't my daughter. Stark takes this ugly machine and murders these very good people. They were just working, making clothes and stuff for Americans- They need jobs too.
Tony comes back to the states and stops his business. Bad business man. Not like me. I don't make ugly things and I don't quit. Tony kills my good friend Stane. Just leaves him. Stane was a great guy. Did I mention that? Good guy, great friend of mine. Tony murders him.
Tony gives up the life of the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist to become Iron Man. I got news- He was never a billionaire. Stark industries will crumble.
Ironman? What a dumb name. No logos on there either. Should've slapped a Trump on the back.