woeful rubbish

Rating: 1/10 (14 September 2010)

Iron Man is a better song than movie franchise. Basically he is a rich guy in a metal suit who gets his ass kicked by the villains and manages to do something sneaky at the end to win. He got his ass kicked in the 1st and he gets his ass kicked in the 2nd. The guy is a loser. He even needed help to win sneaky in this one. In between getting his ass kicked he does some really boring stuff like inventing a new element to save his life and talking to some bloke who was a pirate. The main villain must have stole the pirates parrot at some point in the movie but my attention wandered to a fly crawling up the wall which was more interesting so I am not sure when. The ending sequence stolen from Predator and Terminator was dull and boring and the money spent could have been spent better with perhaps employing someone who knew what the hell they were doing. Nursery school children could come up with a better film than this turd of a movie. None of it made any sense and the actors seemed as bored as I was delivering stupid lines with a look of someone who had just wandered into a a lift after someone else coming out had farted. Some of these people were actually actors once. Gwen Paltry not among them of course. Sad to see them wasting their time with this rubbish.