Yuge letdown

Rating: Null/10 (7 October 2016)

Movie was another failure. Yuge letdown! They made it too fast. Not like me. Have you heard about the post office in DC? I bought it, converting it to Trump. Ahead of schedule. This movie was behind schedule.
Everyone is back for this yuge letdown of a sequel. Tony, the black guy from Empire, Pepper whose a 4 out of 10- flat chested- not like my daughter Ivanka. She's a perfect 10 out of 10. You cant be above a 5 and be flat chested, and the guy from Swingers- total fatty now- Fatty Hogan or something.
This great guy- good friend of mine- Justin Hammer brings in a great man, powerful Russian scientist, real smart guy, Ivan Vanko. Tony- probably short for Antonio, not even sure if he's American, like me. Tony, he goes racing- wrecks. Yuge mistake, I don't drive- I have people for that. My good friend Ivan tries to save Antonio Rodriquez Stark. Antonio puts on the Iron Man suit and attacks my good friend. Ivan is a good guy, did a lot of great things for a lot of people and Antonio attacks him.
Back in the states my good friend Justin Hammer hires Ivan to build some Robocops, things are going great until Antonio destroys this great American business. Makes Vanko look bad.
Antonio- like most Mexicans- develops a drug problem. Antonio goes to his black dealer for refills. Real shady stuff. Antonio cries about his dad. His dad should cry about him instead. His dad built a great business like myself and his son destroyed it.
Now Antonio and black guy from Empire team up with some bimbo. A total miss piggy- 6 out of 10- not like Ivanka. I would you know... If she wasn't my daughter. They turn the Robocops against Vanko and the US citizens, try to kill everyone.
Vanko shows up. I think my good friend Putin called him in. He tries to save everyone. But Antonio and Empire show up in Iron Man suits. Total losers. Crooked Stark and Crooked Empire take on my good friend two on one. They beat him and frame him. Total smear job.
Crooked Ms Piggy breaks in and steals Hammers customer information and plants fake evidence. Makes my good friend Justin Hammer go to jail. He had to file bankruptcy. Hell be back though. I file one a quarter. Smart business.
The End.