Horrible movie. Boring. I walked out.

Rating: 1/10 (16 October 2007)

I would rate it a zero if possible. The movie was so boring and contrived that I felt nauseous after the first hour. The randomly placed narrations by Jena Malone were laughable. The storyline is so bland that I felt like I ordered a sand smoothie at the concessions stand. After you see this film (if you can call it that) you have an insight into the spoiled kid mentality. Written by a privileged male who obviously yearned for a challenge, an adventure, something other than their actual drab, guided existence. The problem, though, is that this story is told as if it was a campfire tale. Complete with embellishments and drama to the point of being unbelievable and humorous. Like I said I walked out of the theater. I wish I had asked for a refund. Sean Penn owes me $16.00!