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Rating: 6/10 (19 November 2005)

The life of a vampire is entered into unwittingly, lasts forever and engenders an infinite yearning for release. After sitting through this movie, I think I know exactly how they feel. Eternal torment was never so glamorous: These supposedly loathsome demons get to live in opulent mansions, master classical piano and put on plays for jaded urbanites; no one ever calls the police, and someone else always cleans up the blood. As an wish fulfillment fantasy for folks who already believe their own lives are nothing but suffering, "Interview" serves; as entertainment for the non-self-loathing, it falls flat. And by "flat," I mean flat -- as in, some of the flattest performances you'll ever encounter in a movie of this scale. Who wants to sit for more than two hours just to admire some good nighttime cinematography?