"Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are".

Rating: Null/10 (4 August 2003)

One way or the other, you will be captivated by this very, very 'Freudian' satire on 'non-conventional' relationships, morality, lost love, family and religion.
For Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas and Kirsten Dunst, 'the world is a tomb'. Elite vampires all, they can't seem to 'live' with each other, nor can they live without, and to put the 'nail in the coffin' death is just not an option.
Be warned, there's a lot of explicit, intense vampire 'meals' that are just 'loaded' with innuendo.
Neil Jordan and Ann Rice have "teamed-up" very well to create a very unique, sophisticated, 'timeless' and certainly a 'biting' satire on modern day relationships.