Tedious mishmash of very loud boredom

Rating: 3/10 (12 November 2014)

Interstellar is like watching a slide show of landscapes to very loud music, interrupted occasionally by stupidly bright lights, while a stranger whispers a rather tedious hard to catch story about a dream they had in one ear and another stranger just occasionally screams as violently and obnoxiously as possible in the other ear.
I have to expand my article to get it submitted so I'll labour on - like the film. The film jumps across two or three stories which in their own right would have been able to contain their own film. The effects and the space travel sequences seem borrowed from 2001: A Space Odyssey. The characters don't work together and their motives make little to no sense. There are two funny lines from a robot though it you're willing to sit through two hours forty minutes for that....