Please, please, please just save yourself 3 hours of your life

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2014)

This movie takes the cake alongside The Maxtrix (1999) as the most overrated movies of all time.
Interstellar marks Christopher Nolans sense of self significance at an unhealthy level, where to begin about how bad this movie is?.
Characters: Terrible, i did not feel any real emotion towards anyone but the little girl, was it Murph? catwoman completely ruined the whole experience for me personally; that whole scene about love being the 5th dimension had me reaching for a sick bag and oh lawdy i better not forget Mutt Da'man who is cleverly and subtly given the last name Mann, once again a complete turn off for the whole experience; mind you i really enjoy the Bourne movies. Micheal Caine is above adequate as always at playing the wise, sage role. The lead character was not impressive even slightly; cant really find anything to point at in terms of the acting, it was good.
Sound: It seems we are all experienced and have numerous credentials when it comes to critiquing orchestral pieces judging from the countless reviews from people who say the score is a "masterpiece"; "time" from Inception was truly great but the loud and extravagant nature of it all is getting pretty tiresome and dull and i think Hans Zimmer is taking a bit of an ego trip as well. Who's absolutely retarded idea was it to have the background music louder than the dialogue in some scenes? The only thing that achieved was making my eardrums ache. The soundtrack is getting pretty diluted now and it all just seems like its their to boost the in reality shallowness of the movie, kinda like shouting in an argument.
Plot and story: Completely and utterly stoopid yes "stoopid" to emphasise just how mind numbingly horrible it was, get this the story is advanced because the characters left a window open on the top floor which results in dust falling onto some magnetic filings which reveal the location of a secret NASA facility, if you seriously cant see how bad this is you really don't have a brain or just don't use it. For a race that can slingshot shuttles using planets gravitational fields and travel through wormholes the cryo- chambers look like bloody tiled baths, where is the sleek and futuristic design, Alien a movie made 35 years before Interstellar has better looking cryo-tubes who even overlooked this? and don't even get me started on how the cryo-tubes are essentially freezing time when one of the key messages in the movie is that you can't stop time or travel backwards -_-. Black holes the enigmatic and infinite object that alludes all the top scientist today and which completely renders our knowledge of the current universe seemingly pointless is just a library made out of strings which you pluck to interact with the 3rd dimension; i think the facepalm i did due to this idea has left a permanent mark on my face but wait what is that you say "light can't escape the pull of a black hole" oh no its fine im just gonna use my radio transmission technology to contact someone from outside a black hole, screw you Einstein! The robots, how could i overlook the robots, if that's how robots look in the future i will commit a horrible act upon myself, i bet you everything i own it was the same dude who designed the cryo- chambers.
To those who compare this movie to Stanley Kubricks 2001 i am not even going to acknowledge your existence, this movie is a joke, a pretentious self indulgent movie which does nothing but throw heaps of concepts and confusing ideas to make the audience think they are daft and that the movie is of such a high intellectual level that they must praise it.
I don't usually give 1/10 but I gave this movie a 1/10 to hopefully have even a minute impact on the overall score, its a loss for humanity that this movie is even in the top 250 on IMDb but if the extent of your movie going is to see the next transformers movie im pretty sure you'll find this movie quite intelligent and "awesome" and "the best movie eva".