Pure Pain

Rating: 1/10 (23 July 2015)

Save yourself from this abomination of cinema. This movie not only expects you to suspend disbelief, but to put on hold every brain cell function for its entirety. Somehow they have blended the slow southern hick style with a ridiculous space story and spread it painfully over the course of nearly 3 hours. I did not make through even half for fear of becoming violently depressed. The plot treats you like a moron. If every hour in that wormhole is 7 years back on earth then this movie felt like an eternity in hell. Matthew should stick to comedy. There is mountain of further problems with the acting and pace, but I've already wasted enough time watching this cinematic cyanide pill.