A Turd of Collossal Proportions

Rating: 2/10 (11 November 2014)

Piranha is to Jaws as _____ is to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Amazingly, the best answer to this fun analogy is NOT Gravity. Sure, I'll agree that Bullock and Clooney are the karaoke singers of the acting world, but at least Gravity had some cool visuals. Like Bullock's butt in those tight stretch pants.
No, Interstellar is the correct answer to this puzzle. Find this hard to believe? Then make the same mistake I did and spend your hard earned cash on another unbelievably well-marketed Hollywood pile. Just be sure to get some chocolate covered almonds at the concession stand. Those delicious morsels offered some redemption and kept me from rating the film lower than a 2.