Bloody Awful... Space has never been so dull...

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2014)

I went in with low expectations... but nothing can prepare you for such a dreadfully uninspiring, convoluted, ass numbing experience. Matthew McConaughey is totally miscast..hardly audible at times..terrible southern droll. There is so much crying in this film, he cries, his daughter cries, the scientist cries, the (insert) villain cries. This film treats dangerous black holes like an elevator journey..their dangerous magnitude and awe is lost and ignored in a few short scenes. The colour pallet for this film is washed out greys, dull and lifeless. The 2 planets they visit are so badly realised and uninteresting you can hear several astronomers and physicists weeping in their homes and hanging up their lab coats.
Christopher Nolan is on a mission to devolve the human race with total nonsense. Its just awful, another space film ruined by a weird crazy 'space odyssey' ending..to be honest the film lost me long before that. The robot is terrible..like something clunked together from Lego by a 4 year old. Every scene with it in made the audience cringe or laugh. 165 million dollar film with some of the worst effects I've seen on the big screen in years. The camera angles were baffling, especially following the shuttles in and out of orbit. They were filmed so close..it was like the director knew they were s@@t and said "its OK guys...I'll pan to a member of the crew crying". I didn't care about any of the characters....Nolan is just awful at conveying human relationships, awful script writer with his brother...nepotism at its finest. Im still recovering..shocked..I'm done with Nolan...the dark knight rises was awful, inception was awful..this is just the icing on the cake...this should have been a space exploration film... wowing the hard paying audience with its gripping story and dazzling effects...in the end it's just total tosh...lifeless, boring and self indulgent.