Not Stellar, Not Even Close

Rating: 1/10 (11 January 2015)

Take the nonsense of Inception, multiply by about 1000, add some soap opera moments and you get Interstellar. I don't have to check the spoiler box because there is nothing to spoil, or, rather, there is everything...to spoil. But there isn't time enough to call out the instances of bad dialog, poor acting, lousy hair jobs, words strung together that sound interesting but mean nothing, contradictions galore, real black holes (aka plot holes), one liners designed to emotionally hook the audience 'cause there ain't no substance, visuals to distract 'cause there ain't no substance, deus ex machinas as needed (and they are too frequently needed), etc. and so on, oh, did I mention bad evil mixing?. And for those of you whiners about "hate", no, this isn't about "hate"; it's about the lack of sound movie making. The only "sound" movie making principle followed is...you get a hap hap happy Hollywood ending. In sum, a Shakespearean epitaph is appropriate: full of sound and fury signifying nothing. P.S. I did enjoy the music but, my bad, could've gotten that for a lot less investment of time and money.