I am just not sure what just happened to me?

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2015)

I waited overnight to comment I needed to digest it. It was so freaking long I just had to go to sleep to regain my sanity.
1st Q: Why was he so freaking orange? It's a dust bowl, no a tanning booth 2: Why was Matt Damon such a di*k 3. Was this sponsored by Monsanto? 4: So after spending what felt like an eternity together, are we to believe Anne Hathaway will just magically fall for this guy rushing to her side?
I'm shocked at what fell like blind reviews. If you feel like you need to watch it go ahead but keep your expectations in check. Maybe DVR it so you can rewind the mumbled conversations of overly complicated science chatter. But you will feel a sense of assurance when yet another "save the world movie" ends with humans creating an American point of view world for all to live in. Forget Europe. Forget Asia. They can eat our dust.