I'd say 'spoilers alert' but there's nothing that can spoil this film any further. But there: SPOILER

Rating: 2/10 (10 November 2014)

This is the worst film I've seen since I can't even remember when. First of all, Anne Hathaway is enough to make any film make you question if the casting crew was on acid and makes Sandra Bullock look like a prodigy. At times you also question the evolution theory. OK, this was arguably ad hominem- Anne's speech about love, on the other hand, is taking things to the next level- it was like listening to a 12 yo Kardashian with a mental impairment trying to say something deep. The Galaxy, if anything (although probably equally as dumb) was visually impressive whereas this insult to your mind, vision and pocket was just plain WTF. Initially, I was glad to see that there would be no spectacular outer space battles which made me think that they would focus on the visual and/or scientific. But no. They so painfully failed at both that for the first time ever, even though I never leave the cinema, I just had to abandon the premises. I do understand that it's supposed to be sci-fi but that's the thing- sci-fi is a combination of science and fiction, not of bunch of misguiding cretinism and infinitely boring narrative. It's also amazing how someone can make a great film with Ben Affleck and someone fails to make one with Matthew McConaughey. Dylan Thomas is certainly turning in his grave. Oh, and so very convenient that nobody has aged while Matt Damon was out there- kind of defeats the storyline. Don't get me wrong, I am no stranger to bullshit films and on principle do not detest them, sometimes, even often enjoy them but this was potentially lethal. Save yourself the 17 quid, feed the poor, save the dolphins, stop Ebola, ANYTHING but don't waste it on this monstrosity.