S T A Y ... away from this movie

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2014)

!Spoilers!
I sacrificed myself, by entering a black hole in my spacesuit, endured a LSD trip of love to send you this singular message, not for me but for the good of mankind.
This is a movie which literally gets worse by the minute. Should your cinema be graceful and insert a break, USE IT, get out, the rest of this thing will seem to last 7 years. You'll probably realized the "heartwarming" end to it already anyway.
Apparently mankind was able to master robotics and an AI worthy of Star Trek but still uses current spaceships. Except when they don't somewhat later cause, you know, it just wouldn't have worked with all that landing and launching on other planets. Also it wouldn't have been impossible to send probes to the planets, because ... well, that wasn't in the script either. It was however possible, to think that a planet orbiting a gigantic black hole so close to its event horizon, that one hour stretches to seven years, might be a hospitable place to found a new civilization. Apart from all that nonsense reality like being sucked into it or getting grilled by gamma rays.
So I have wasted several hours, and even some minutes more to write this, but if it saves one soul from enduring this ....