I loathed this movie

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2016)

I will take some responsibility and say that perhaps I didn't give it a fair chance, but to be honest, I would have to rewatch this movie six or seven times in order to fully comprehend Matthew McConaughey's irritating, softly-spoken dialog. I couldn't understand a single word this man said in the entire film.
To be be blunt, several subtle nuances ruined this film for me. Where can I even begin?
1. Time duration. Every responsible story-teller understands a good plot has an exposition, rising action, climax, falling action, and resolution. Christopher Nolan strikes out here with a three-hour, snoozefest. It takes over two and a half hours to get to the climax, which apparently depicts Matthew McConaughey trapped in a bookshelf in outer-space. How he gets there? I couldn't tell you. Maybe if Matthew McConaughey had a voice-box I would understand how someone falls into a black hole and ends up in some weird book-shelf dimension that somehow has ties to Earth. Whatever. It confused me, and at that point in the movie I had no interest in understanding it anyway.
2. Anne Hathaway cries most of the movie. I wish I could help her and get her off that spaceship just so I could see the nonsensical plot develop.
3. Matt Damon is awesome and I am disappointed he was tossed in a movie without any purpose other than to extend the movie for no particular reason.
4. Matthew McConaughey apparently believes whispering is an acceptable medium throughout this entire movie. Speak up brother.
5. The bookshelf scene. How does someone fall into a blackhole and become his daughter's bookkeeper? Good grief.
6. Anne Hathaway's haircut.
7. This movie was 169 minutes long. Speed it up a little please.
8. The resolution to this movie wasn't much of a resolution. Matthew McConaughey falls through a blackhole, talks to his daughter through a bookshelf and now everyone lives on Saturn's rings? Boo. I think a better resolution would have been scrapping this movie all together.
9. Why does the robot look like a refrigerator?
It is just disappointing. I could tell Christopher Nolan tried pretty hard with this movie, but I don't really see any redeeming quality in it. Even Matt Damon couldn't save it.
I'm not a Christopher Nolan doubter. He has made some tremendous work with Inception, but perhaps he needs someone by his side to help extend his ideas a little bit, or maybe try and understand what was going through his brain when he decided to stick Matthew McConaughey in a bookshelf.
The real winner here is Matthew McConaughey. For some reason or another Lincoln thought his questionable acting could help boost car sales.
Save your money folks.