Bollox

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2015)

Sweet suffering Christ - this was an absolute howler - God only knows why MM got involved as I thought he was on the up - OK, its supposed to be sci-fi, and I'm all for a wee trip through a wormhole, with a return leg through a black hole, only to be picked up by the local taxi that was orbiting Saturn - This garbage should have been left in a toilet hole - North Korea has more street cred than this - I've had more fun scraping dogturd from the deep grooves of my walking boots - I can't believe that a movie that got you to sign up for almost 3 hours, could be so consistently pathetic with no redeeming story lines - This stunk more than an overflowing Greek beach toilet at the height of summer.