He must have been duct-taped

Rating: 2/10 (11 July 2002)

Going from Memento to this one can only wonder if Christopher Nolan did in fact have anything to do with this film. The girl I went with fell asleep several times (which brought new meaning to the film's title). I almost fell asleep twice. The acting is very good, it's just the damn movie moves along so slow. It's like 'Ok, we got your point, it takes her a while to drive out to the cabin'.... 'do you have to draw it out into a 10 min scene?'. Keep in mind to all you Nolan fans. He remade this movie from a movie that came out several years ago in france. So he took a bad egg to begin with. He still shoulda known better. Tisk tisk. Hopefully he just caught a momentary case of McTiernan virus (McTiernan went from DieHard to Rollerball 2002) and he'll recover.
Let's all send our best wishes to Nolan on a speedy recovery.