"Tiptoe through the Tulips"?! Puh-lease!

Rating: 5/10 (16 December 2018)

This was so stupid I was laughing at one point. Until about a little over halfway in I was thinking "This isn't bad. It's not scary at all but it's kept me interested HOWEVER when's it gonna get terrifying?" Alas it didn't get scarier it got dumber. I don't know how these actors kept straight faces throughout this film. I would've been laughing so hard!
Summary-family...weird stuff starts happening in house...oldest son becomes lost in the "further"...mom calls in some lady who can see the spirits...Patrick Wilson has astral projection abilities too...yada yada yada...requisite demon with sharp claws and hooves...lots of running and spirits...things don't make sense...wait! What?! Ok more running...follow voice of wife...they make it back safe...but wait nope! Turns out Dad got possessed by an old lady spirit when he was in the "further" who terrorized him when he was younger...he chokes out lady who can see the spirits...Patrick Wilson tells his wife "I'm here" but all she sees is the old lady (who's really a man)...blah blah blah...credits...oh wait yep they included the requisite jump scare AFTER the credits roll...great! Now they'll be sequels galore...weee!!! Whew! For a minute there I thought we were in danger of somebody having an original thought BUT nope! Turns out we're still addicted to mediocrity. All is well in the world...AAAAnd...SCENE!