Nonsense. Dated. Lazy. Clichéd.

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2015)

OK. If you are aged over twelve obviously you won't be reading this review as this is a children's film...so this review is directed at the kids.
Wow, children...you are going to love this. It begins with some clichéd bog-standard off-the-shelf stock horror movie music which sets the scene. Then we have the actual title appear in scary Hammer Horror style (sorry, you are too young to understand that reference.)
The hammy block-of-wood performances from all involved will not bother you as you will not have yet understood what real acting looks like. And the so-called storyline won't trouble you either as it moves along predictably like one of your Enid Blyton books.
Look out for some well-signposted scary bits. You will know well in advance as the music will get really tense with lots of screechy violins. Get ready for a loud bit when the director hits you with something sort of dark; it might make you jump so hold on tight to your mum's hand. She might be asleep at this point so wake her up and tell her something happened.
About two thirds of the way through it will go into an amusing final third where everything is what we call spooky and blurry with a man wandering about in a mystical place called 'Further'. He has a torch which in true horror film style he shines mostly in his own face. This might be the time to ask your mum if you can have an ice cream.
When I foolishly watched this film this is the point I left the cinema for refreshment....and never came back.
Just be sure to tell your mum if you intend to do the same.
Stick to Disney, kid. Probably scarier than this.