The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2013)

Now I'm not saying it's the worst movie hands down but many movies that are worse than this one don't receive as much attention and almost realise themselves how awful they are, Insidious fails to do this and the fact that it completely mocks the horror movie genre as a whole lands it as the worst movie that humanity has ever spawned.
So let's look at what happens: nobody dies, nobody is really particularly injured, there's a single instance of blood from a handprint that is neither that of the child nor that of the demon, there is some random system of underworlds that is designed solely for this movie that neither makes sense nor is particularly original, half way through these two guys come in who are ghost detectors and they're pretty much a comedy duo, throughout much of the movie the woman is the main character but then at the end for no reason in particular the man takes centre stage after having been barely in it to turn the movie into an action movie, the final showdown being a fist fight (Yes, A FIST FIGHT) with the demon, who apparently wants to cause mass destruction but can't beat a guy who works out too much at fisticuffs. It wasn't scary, it wasn't believable, it wasn't interesting, it was a constant parody of itself and I couldn't help but feel a little bit awful after I had watched it. Seriously, please, please don't buy this movie.