Dreadful, truly one of the worst

Rating: Null/10 (10 November 2014)

I don't really know where to begin with this movie. It has been one of those movies that I never got around to watching and then completely forgot all about it. Well recently I finally got around to watching this film and I have to say by the end I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry.
Laugh because the movie was absolutely shockingly atrocious, or cry because I'd wasted a part of my life watching this garbage that I will never get back.
20 minutes in to the film I thought that it was going to be really good, The story was set really nicely and then I was just waiting for all hell to break loose.
Well it didn't, what followed was an hour of utterly ludicrous loud noises aimed to scare the living daylights out of you by having a really low volume for the dialogue and then hitting you with 1000 decibels of noise. It got old very very very quickly. At first I thought it was just me imagining noises being more loud than usual in a horror film, but I realised that was the only weapon this film had up its sleeve. The storyline turned into something that even a few days later I still chuckle to myself about. The effects were some of the worst seen in film since the 70's and the scary things in the film were so terrible they actually made you laugh.
Basically the entire film was over an hour of trying to deafen you by playing over the top loud noises when something scary was supposed to be happening and masking the fact that what you were actually seeing was not scary but funny. If you play the supposedly scary parts of this film without the sound you will literally burst into laughter about what you are seeing.
People are reactionary on here and review things straight after they see the movie which is understandable. However, it has been a few days since I watched this film, so I have had time to think and evaluate this movie with a clear mind and I can genuinely say this was one of the worst horror movies I have ever seen, and one of the worst movies in general, I truly don't understand the hype surrounding this film on here and how well regarded it is and the director.
I have read the second installment of this joke film follows the same concept of loud noises to create cheap scares so I will definitely give that one a miss, how they can make 3 of these things says everything about Hollywood and $$$$.