Clichéd Garbage

Rating: Null/10 (8 September 2011)

Anyone who calls this a "horror" film is sadly deluding themselves. There's just so much wrong with it, I barely know where to start...
How about the intensely annoying screeching violin / dog being dropped on a piano "soundtrack", the wooden, passionless acting, the terrible "demon" effects, the 2 geeky "Ghostbusters" who appear in the middle of the film, the story blatantly (and badly) ripping-off Poltergeist, the total lack of character development...
All the "scare" scenes are just sooooo predictable, and sad. Do you really want to be blasted with 100 decibels of clanging/screeching noise every time a ghost appears in a totally formulaic manner?
This rubbish might make a 12 year old jump a few times, but that's about all it's good for.
So to steal a theme from Family Guy: Demons try to possess kid, ghostbusters come, Dad saves kid "There, I just saved you 2 long, boring, boobless hours."