Indescribably boring

Rating: 2/10 (4 August 2019)

Nothing happens in this movie, therefore there's nothing to describe. It's just flat out boring. I restlessly sat through it all hoping something would happen; it is a Cohen film after all, of whom I am a fan. But, nothing came to fruition and I walked away disgruntled and felt cheated of my time. Luckily I didn't see this at the theaters because I'd have been angry to have paid for it and probably would have driven into a ditch on the way home out of pure anguish.
Listen, save yourself the disappointment by popping in No Country for Old Men or Fargo instead and keep your sanity. Don't end up like insane Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys.
I'm a painter and I would gladly have watched paint dry for two hours than watch this drab of a movie all over again.