Imagine "Allo Allo" without the silly bits ... Truly awful

Rating: 2/10 (26 December 2012)

Reservoir Dogs was a fine and clever thriller ... When Pulp Fiction came out I was just knocked out by its inventiveness and humour ... Jackie Brown was OK but nothing great even though there were some fine performances ... Kill Bill 1 was absolutely mind bogglingly great :)) ... Kill Bill 2 not so ... Then Mr Ts half of Grindhouse was kind of rally crap actually ... Can't even remember what it was called ... Planet Terror ( the other half of Grindhouse ) was what Mr T should have made, cos it was brilliant Then this ... This thing ... Apparently cost 75 million to make !!!! ... Well at least half a million made it to the screen ... It looks like some cheapo TV production ... The acting !!! ... Well apart from the two women and a couple of minor male supports none of this lot should be allowed in front of a camera again ... Pitt included ... Amateur hour at the Mr Clever factory Tarantino used to write really clever scripts, but there is none of that here ... He nearly gets there in the basement bar, but nowhere near his earlier achievements So please ... Its not violent ... Its not funny ... Its not clever ... How its got such a high vote on here is very suspect ... The fact is its just no good and I would advise anyone who hasn't seen it yet to realise that there was a reason for that ... Its not worth seeing