Truly Awful, Tarantino is Spent

Rating: 2/10 (27 August 2009)

This was one of the most awful films I have ever seen. Do not see this. Save your money.
Now I like films in the exploitation genre. I do. But there is something about Tarantino's attempts that just fall flat. His films aren't clever. They're not chic. His films aren't anything worthwhile.
Maybe I can put it this way: do you remember the last sequence from Four Rooms and how you wanted your 20 minutes back after seeing the one joke wonder that Tarantino was spewing? Exactly.
If you thought Kill Bill and Grindhouse were amazing maybe you'll like this too. For everyone else - stay away from these long, wordy, tedious and boring films that Tarantino is turning out. Every character sounds just like self-important Tarantino himself. I call it "diarrhea of the mouth."
Oh yeah, and leave your history books at home. This is an alternate timeline. That's the only way it makes sense to have electric and heavy metal-esquire guitars back in the 40's. That kind of madness in turn paves the way for 80's disco favorite "Cat People" by David Bowie. Because, right - it was the 40's and everyone was REALLY into David Bowie back then.
Who was Tarantino trying to please with this terrible crap? Only his repentant investors know for sure...