It's OK, but nothing special

Rating: 3/10 (7 December 2009)

First of all, the movie portrays this "jewish dirty dozen" as anti-heroes, they're just a bunch of stupid psychos, who deserve to die, and i felt no sympathy whatsoever when they were slaughtered. On the other hand, the Nazis are portrayed as heroes, they are highly intelligent, brave and more human than the bastards. Although there are some pretty well developed characters and good acting in this movie, the script is just plain stupid. (What's the chance of a french dairy farmer speaking English in 1941? Give me a break.) It is as complicated as a Disney movie, and the story is very predictable. The conversations are too long and mainly pointless, just as the whole movie. Oh, and how was the main Nazi character punished by carving a swastika onto his forehead? Come on. We're talking about 1945, Americans were still hating, categorizing and discriminating people based on their color and ethnicity. If he had moved to Mississippi and wanted to join the KKK (with the medal of honor in his pocket), he would have been more than welcomed. People who hate Jews (and are afraid to admit even to themselves) will definitely enjoy this one, cause this movie is made for them.