Ranked higher than 'Maltese Falcon'? Idjits!!

Rating: Null/10 (1 December 2013)

OMG! Please' please, please, O Lord, that Bradith Pittith who cometh to the large digital screen sporting the worst Southern accent the acting Universe has ever heard (under the pretense of disguise, of course - Tarantino's "wink wink" excuse for Americans who have no ability for Euro accents, let alone the ability to act at all!!). And yet, this bizarre, over wrought, over written, over scored excuse for a Dirty Dozen remake ranks higher than one of the most unforgettable films of all times. Tarantino's affection for French 'noir', with subtitles, complete with an Ingrid Bergman look alike, actually works. He just can't trust it. it ties it him up it knots to tell the truth. When he gets too close...bring in the vampires! Well. wtf.. the kids love it. He'll get an 8.2.. higher than Citizen Kane. Problem is, we'll all remember Citizen Kane and Maltese Falcon, just not...oh, I'm sorry..what was this movie again?