Tarantino on meth is the only explanation...

Rating: 1/10 (13 March 2014)

...for this turkey. It has been said that an infinite number of monkeys given a typewriter each and sufficient time could produce, eventually, all the works of Shakespeare. The screenplay of this abortion of a WW2 "what-if" fantasy could have been written by a single tired, hung-over simian with a box of crayons who would have still have time for an early lunch. It is not that the history is simply bad- it is deplorable, but there is more. The acting is deplorable. The situations are improbable- no, cancel that, impossible. The dialogue is somewhere below the intellectual level of that in "Quest for Fire". It is a mystery to me why Brad Pitt loaned his abilities and moniker to this project. Perhaps his long-term mate and fiancée needed more plastic surgery after the birth of her twins. Perhaps one or more of his many kids needed braces. Perhaps it was those dreaded words "Contractual Obligation." If it was, my sympathies go out to the man.