One unglorious movie that should have never been made...

Rating: 2/10 (19 September 2013)

Tarantino should be ashamed of the overrated crap he was been putting out throughout his career. And with this awful movie, he has finally proved once and for all that he's was never a real filmmaker; and that he has the writing skills and imagination of an ugly prepubescence fanboy. That obv only other same kind could possibly like. I'll grant that the film does have some style and decent sense of a narrative and overall structure; but in the end, it all falls apart because it never actually makes sense in real historic terms. And worse; it's just an hour longer that needs be, which makes it even more ridiculously boring. It's just an exercise in form over substance, vanity, and an obv glorious self righteous morality standard. A series of polish, impossible, and fantastic day dreamt up situations that only a kid could relate to. So pretty and expensive crap is still crap, at least in my book. The plot doesn't make sense at all, and hence it comes together as one would expect of a musical, or a silly childish play. The unrealistic and grandiose assassination plan is just the icing on the BS cake. Furthermore, the characters are a cartoon. So the whole movie is a big bad joke; but on the viewer. Since it's not funny by itself either; but even fails to be even a little amusing as a drama. The acting is terrible and out of time, place, and apt character. Pitt in particular is unnecessary and inconsequential. The only good, memorable, and salvageable part is whist in the woods how the bunch used their coward guerrilla tactics to savagely kill an enemy unit. In real life they'd have been owned and laugh at ASAP for the stupid, ridiculous assholes that they really are. Nevertheless, those actions should've been the center of a slightly better movie. Instead of a series of lame scenes like the whole finger issue at the bar; which is just appalling and insulting to smart and discernible audiences. It'd have been funnay had they started decounting to the middle finger :rolleyes: Doesn't matter anyhow, since they'll obv prevail no matter how much tainted bad luck gets thrown at their supposed perils. Yet it somehow oddly managed to remind me of a bad ensemble western; but in a WW2 setting, and with a way larger budget. Specially in regard of how "the heroes" never miss and can do no wrong, while everybody else is just the opposite. And finally and in all fairness, I did find the romance between the jew theater owner and the black worker funny; albeit for the sole implausibility and seriousness it handled itself. And BTW the ending is one of the worse messes and WTF moments I've seen in a mayor studio release, but not surprisingly; since I was actually rooting for "the bad guys" to kill these unlikable idiotic bastards form the very start...