Best movie ever made

Rating: 10/10 (26 March 2020)

Don't even get me started on how good this movie is. Out of ten stars, i would give it eight hundred billion, the next best movie being ten. If you are a human being, and you breathe oxygen and turn it into co2, you better hope to god you love this movie. If not, consider checking yourself into a mental asylum and pray they can get to the bottom of what is wrong with you. I am a mildly religious person, i do not exactly know which God i worship, but I believe there is one out there, and in my version of heaven, it is just me in a theatre with Quentin Tarantino watching this movie endlessly on repeat. Out of the 673 times I have watched this great gift to cinema, i have not once found anything wrong with it in the slightest. From start to finish it is perfect, my only regret in life is that i watched it for the first time already. If you have seen this film several times like I have, and are in need of a similar movie to watch inbetween your viewings of this film, look no further than The Dirty Dozen, the film that inspired this one. And so i leave you with this: If I were on death row, instead of having a last meal I would ask the guards to let me watch this film instead.