Oh dear

Rating: 5/10 (29 August 2000)

I watched this film at the flicks when it came out and I was among the S.O.B's who "ooh'd" and "aaah'd". Yet, I watched it on video the other day and was PHYSICALLY APPALLED at how such a badly edited, scripted and directed film could have made £10, let alone the million odd it did rake in. What!? The special effects are, on closer inspection, laughable. The script was penned by my mum and the acting more wooden than an Ikea patio set. Gah! I cringed all the way through it, half because it was so rubbish and half because I once thought it was okay. On the upside, it has some Northrop Grumann B2-B "Spirits" in it, and even though the bombs they used weren't held by clamps (yes, they floated out of the bay doors) it was enough to warrant me giving the film a five. But that's the only reason.