Rub it til it chafes, rub it til it bleeds, rub it to the bone

Rating: 2/10 (12 September 2015)

Hello IMDb, it's me again. How are you? Did you see this movie IMDb? I seen it! First, look at the cover art, its looks like a face, the alien ship is the eyes the heat ray is the nose and the windows in the White House are the mouth, it's a face! Independence Day! Okay, second this movie metaphorically sucks dick, like in the bad way, no at all like the good way dick sucking can be, yeah, not like that, at all. Actors are in this movie plus Will Smith, that's good enough to put on your resume, I mean I would put it on mine, Worked with Will Smith on Independence Day. That should get me hired. I'll be the guy by the water cooler, y'know tellin' jokes and talking about TV shows I've seen.