Blow Stuff Up!

Rating: Null/10 (29 October 2001)

(This review contains spoilers) Welcome to your movie:
Today we will start by staring in to space at big alien ships. Wow their big. Next: A bunch of cities blow up, including New York, D.C. and Los Angeles. Then we show up at Area 51. And guess who's there? Mr. Data, but he just didn't have enough lines or screen time. After a little nap and a nuke later, a drunk guy cracks in to the alien spaceship using a laptop, I'm sure some alien species out there is miffed that their OS crashes after a simple lap-top virus shows up. Where is there fire wall? Where is there Norton Anti-virus? Plus why show up now? I'm sure one of their invasion planners must have been high when he scheduled Earth to be invaded when we can "strike back". I'm sure at least one of the aline dudes said "You know, we should have come here 100 years ago and not get such a big fight from these people." Maybe when they find out we have Tom Green, they'll turn around and go home....
Let me conclude that this movie was so bad, that I'm surprised that Tony Danza wasn't in it.