Nothing On Screen Is Anything But EmbarrassingIncluding the Aliens

Rating: 1/10 (13 November 2013)

Not one Character in this Mega-Money-Maker is Anything but Embarrassing. The Cringe Inducement is so Prevalent that while Wincing Uncontrollably You might miss the Minute or Two of SFX. But then again if You saw the Trailer they were all there anyway. And that means All. Everything Eye-Candy that was worth a Hoot was there in the Previews.
So for over Two Hours Paraded up there on the Screen were People that are Insufferable. They Looked, Spoke, and Acted like No One You would ever want to meet. The Aliens are also a God-Awful Compilation of Every Slimy ET Invader that have already been here and Tried that.
By now, every Cliché has been Pointed Out and the Bombastic Speeches have been Laughed at. There is not one Memorable Quote unless You Count the ones that are often Given to Illustrate just how Brainless this whole Mess could be. "In the words of my generation, up yours" and "Welcome to Earth."
Finally, Plagiarizing H.G.Wells War of the Worlds, a Computer Virus is Substituted for the Organic, Without a Screen Mention is Unforgivable and a Hint at just how Self-Important and Serious these Film-Makers take Themselves.