Questions that need answers

Rating: Null/10 (8 October 1999)

I have some questions, maybe someone can answer them.
1. At Area 51 before the last airstrike takes place, the general states that there are enough planes around but not enough pilots. If that's the case, where did the planes come from? Did they fly themselves there?
2. What are the odds that an alien race uses the same computer Language as humans do?
3. If the aliens used a different computer language, then how were we able to learn it in a few hours? The techs at Area 51 could not figure out how to activate the alien fighter for almost 50 years.
4. Does stripping pay enough for a woman to own a home in a nice subdivision and raise a kid on her own?
5. How come a stripper can keep the first lady alive and soon after the first lady arrives at area 51 she dies. What medical knowledge does the stripper have that doctors don't?
Please help!!!