Why the movie industry will suck forever

Rating: 2/10 (26 July 2000)

This is truly one of the scariest films of all time. The scariest part being when it made about 800 billion dollars at the box office and some people of the people (who actually WATCHED THE ENTIRE movie) enjoyed it.
The more intelligent the viewer who watches this movie (full viewing is not needed) the more likely one will be to kill themselves immediately upon leaving the theatre. I would imagine that Stephen Hawkings head would simply explode as soon as the opening credits started. I would also imagine that someone like Charlton Heston would clap gleefully throughout, while collecting a lap full of drool the whole while.
I would mention all of the holes in the plot line and every scene where the trillion to one odds are defied, but the good people at IMDb limit the length of these reviews.
The portion of the movie where the world gets pummelled with laser beams is well done (graphically and acoustically) but the rest of the film does an ever higher quality job of making you wish you were dead (see 2nd paragraph).
I just kept waiting to see Jeff Goldblum put his Microsoft Alien Virus '97 CD into the drive before uploading into the (strangely compatible) alien computer system (cough - from his laptop).
So I rated this movie 2/10, and the only reason it didn't get 0 (or less) was because of the somewhat entertaining special effects.