100 roadrunner skits end to end

Rating: 3/10 (29 June 2018)

Incredibles 2 was such a disappointment, even for me. i loved the first one. i'd find 2 hours of elevator music more memorable. no way near as imaginative as the original. you can only take so much shock value comedy, like americas funniest home videos. the dramatic music is the modern day substitution for canned laughter and reminds me of the way old movies would double the playback speed to make james bond look like he could punch someone, do a barrel role and plant his ski poles in under 5 seconds -- the drama is cringy. the movie was predictable every time it gave you a moment to think. sometimes it felt like the characters are on the set of Tommy Wiseau's The Room, awkwardly making irrational decisions, such as Dash simply not removing eye masks. unlike how in the first movie every character appeared to use their powers to the best of their ability, this time they were only used when convenient to move the plot forward. this movie feels like a cargo cult version of the original, having been run past the engineers at the last minute, to make sure it is functional enough to prove the critics wrong. it's like the modern day equivalent of 100 roadrunner skits end to end. itchy and scratchy has more anticipation, transformers has more character development and shortland street has far more realistic drama. forced, contrived, unimaginative, predictible, just like everything disney makes these days.