Big Budget Loser

Rating: 1/10 (5 February 2011)

A terrible movie starring a bad actor, Lenny DiCaprio, that goes on far too long and gives the first justification for divorce I have ever heard on screen:
---- I miss you more than I can bear...
---- but we had our time together.
---- And I have to let you go.
---- I have to let you go.
The heroes taunt each other with an uplifting tagline:
---- I'm an old man.
---- Filled with regret.
---- Waiting to die alone.
So what did you expect from a divorce?
But not to worry, our character is young and returns home to his children. His dying alone will have to be postponed until they graduate from high school.