Best thing since sliced bread? Not even the best thing since yesterday.

Rating: 2/10 (12 April 2012)

Since this movie had such outstanding reviews, I thought you know what, I'm gunna sit down for three hours and watch this bad boy.
Boom. Opening credits. By this point I had already put on my movie slippers and was eager to see what was going to happen next - my eyes fixed on the 42 inch screen like a super glue magnet attracted to the titanium alloy of the outside of a spaceship.
Basically, I really like the feel of testicles in my mouth and anus so when I noticed that there were not gay scenes, I was severely disappointed and the film went downhill from there, two hours in and I was falling asleep. Leonardo Dicaprio played his part rather convincingly, however I grew tiresome of his crazy personality roughly half an hour into the movie. The rest of the supporting cast played their parts extremely captivatingly but it did not detract from the tired plot.
Movieman out.