Cosmos FTW!

Rating: 4/10 (2 August 2010)

(Not sure if this is considered to contain spoilers, so I checked the box. Read at your own risk.)
First of all, I'd like to thank all those who wrote the 1-star reviews. The ones I read were hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, and I mean that! Secondly, my review is that the movie isn't so awful if accompanied by several Cosmos and you only paid six dollars for the ticket. If only I'd remembered to bring a Snuggie. And hadn't eaten so many mini-corndogs. Plus popcorn. Let's just say I did not dream too well last night.
**Comes back after Preview.** What? I have to write ten lines? OK. I think I have discovered part of the problem. One must create something based only on length, not necessarily content, thus, the inception of Inception, to wit: Movie studio: This screenplay will only compute into a movie that lasts fifty-seven minutes. Screenwriter: Uh, really? OK. So I need to add something. I know! I'll make it a dream within a dream. Movie studio: At one hour, 23 minutes, it's still not long enough. People won't think they got their money's worth. Screenwriter: OK, how about a dream within a dream within a dream. Movie studio: By George, I think you're on the right track! And with Leo and Caine, we will rule the Academy! Don't give Caine too many lines, though, he'll want more money. Screenwriter: Gotcha.