Think Elaine Benes watching the English Patient

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2012)

People have written much longer reviews so I am not going to go there. I saw it about 2 years ago and all I can say about it is arrrrrggggggghhhh! I almost hit my head on the coffee table from falling asleep twice. Can't remember much about it except that I found it hard to grasp and when I did...I did not care.
I normally don't go to extremes when reviewing things, whether it is restaurants, hotels or movies. I always believe the truth is somewhere in the middle but this movie, and then the adulation heaped upon it made me mad!!!! Think Elaine from Seinfeld after watching the English Patient and you have how I feel.
Thank you!!