Pretty face...empty head

Rating: 1/10 (21 October 2010)

Watch South Park's take on this...It looks nice, but it is totally incoherent. Just a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing. Music used to manipulate, not enhance. I am going to fill the rest of this review with words because I am required to do so by the site. This review will perfectly mirror the movie as a result, because after the first two lines there is absolutely, positively, without question not an angstrom of a reason for you to continue reading. It's just that I hate this movie so much that I am willing to waste my time typing like this so as to bring the ratings down even in this sadly microscopic way since it is overwhelmingly loved for reasons that are just simply beyond my small little mind. Are we at ten lines yet? Whew.