Unsatisfying, to say the least

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 2009)

I was well into the end of the movie and I was still asking myself, "Well? When will something start happening?" I mean by that, when will something happen in the movie that I can actually CARE about? What I DID find myself caring about was the tremendous amount of vulgar language in it. In fact, I actually kept a COUNT... in the hour-and-45-min movie, I counted 130 "F-bombs, 16 "S-bombs," and 23 various other vulgar or obscene terms. That works out to 1.3 "bombs" per minute. This is QUALITY dialog? This is quality writing? I realize the subject matter isn't the most gentile of subjects, but my point is that I cared more about the language than I cared about the MOVIE! That does NOT speak well of a movie. If I had my druthers, I wished I could have my hour and 45 mins back, and spent it watching something more intelligent, like "Wild Hogs!" (P.S. I hate Wild Hogs!)