BAD BAD and more BAD

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2015)

One of the worst movies I've ever sat through. Why did I do it? Because it's a train wreck, I kept hoping it would get better, that their would be some type of action... Their isn't. This movie just wanders around like Jazz.
Took me two days to complete this Tour de Bruges and I did not get a yellow jersey.
Warning: The concentrated slowness contained in the film will cause you your mind to wander to anything and everything, this resulted in me talking in a thick British accent for a full 2 weeks after watching it. I just couldn't stop or shut it off.
As a side note: I thick this film belongs in Gitmo Cuba.