Boring. Can't get into it.

Rating: 2/10 (28 April 2017)

To be fair I'm not exactly watching this movie anymore, it's just playing in the background. It's so boring I lost interest about 25 minutes into it.
We're waiting around with the two hit men whose mission apparently seems to be to see Bruges. One of these men falls head over heels in love with an average-looking woman whom he somehow, for inexplicable reasons, finds absolutely stunning. This man also happens to have low self-esteem, which is so typical of a bad guy (???).
I don't know what I'm watching. I read something about the writing being supposedly good and there was quite a bit of hype about this movie, but that's obviously all it was, hype.