2 dwarfs and a shotgun

Rating: 10/10 (3 August 2019)

Hello mr mcdonagh, hello marty,
I think you made a few nice movies and just saw Three billboards. Thank you for your cinematic evolvement or how should I call it. Every movie is getting better.
I played in your first movie, in Bruges but got cut out. I think you missed your first Oscar there, but sure your chimney will be filled with those shiny little men, with or without my help.
There was one scene cut out of In Bruges where I was holding 2 dwarfs under shot while batteling each other.
I think that if I was born for acting, that is precisely what I dreamt of. Twin Peaks but weirder.
Let me recall upon my humble role. In the end there was a scene on the plaza with a kind of weird characters from a Jeroen Bosch scene. Who is from Holland, but thats is only a detail.
This was way beyond the Game of Thrones Era when small peopLe became popular. Even as my role was called Apron Man, it had nothing to do with the Marvel Legacy. Spiderman and other cweirdos, fasten your seatbelts and eat my shorts... you never know when I ll do my come back.
Anyways, I understand why you have cut the scene out. It would have been taken the rhythm out of the plot. Nothing to do with my acting of course and certainly not of the counter actors, of whom Chris, received an important role in a famous Dutch series. The othet guy has a nice job at a tele operator and I dated his niece. Who needs fiction anyways...
Just to recall tou my availabilities. In Bruges is nice but you are doing better every time so let s agree that I can do a kind of Birdman kind of movie with Heath Ledger in mind.
Yours truly
APRON MAN