I wish I'd left

Rating: 1/10 (9 November 2014)

I am furious... You wanna know why?
I am proud of the fact that I have never in my life watched an episode of Glee...
There are several reasons for this... It's reputation precedes it for a start. I am 49, I have pubic hair, a brain with two hemispheres, I never drink soda or eat fast food, I put my smart phone down occasionally. . Add to that the fact I am old enough to have seen some incredibly thought provoking movies of a philosophical persuasion.
This nonsense is an hour and a half of Glee... When I think of all the things I could have done with that hour and a half... I could have scooped my own eyeballs out with a fork... I could have gone to a local bar and got my head kicked in by the doorman... I could have finished a book I'm reading.
And now the spell is broken... Hollywood sneaked a very long and very naff episode of Glee past me and I feel strangely violated.