tied for worst movie ever seen - last scene is unintentionally hilarious

Rating: 1/10 (19 November 2005)

There's probably something like 100 movies that are tied for "the worst movie I've ever seen" but among those this would easily make the top 20. This movie gets progressively more pointless and retarded until about 10 minutes from the end when it takes on a ludicrous ending obviously (ill)conceived after the fact, then it just becomes low comedy. It felt like they just tacked on an entirely different movie's ending in a desperate effort to make this everyones-being-murdered-at-the-motel rehash #247 less formulaic.
I can't fathom how the guy who wrote and directed a classic movie like copland could move on to film this piece of trash. It's like working your whole life to be CEO then applying for a job in the mailroom 6 years later. Maybe this movie is actually just part of a conspiracy by the director to round up everyone who was excited by the "surprise ending" and take them to a motel to celebrate its sequel where they'll all be systematically murdered for a snuff film. Hey a guy can dream can't he?
If you were blown away by this movie you're either not a serious person or your eyes are too close together. The fact that it has a 7.3 IMDb rating makes me want to kill myself.