Why can't I give it a ZERO?

Rating: 1/10 (1 May 2003)

I really HATED "Identity" though everybody else liked it. The acting was fine, camera work quite good. It was one of those David Lynch kind of things -- you think you're watching one kind of movie and it turns out to be something quite different. (Oh, you're trying to figure out who the killer is? Nope, ya can't do that -- we're not playing by those rules -- ha ha gottcha)
Keep in mind that I also hated "American Beauty" (Yeh, Dad should be delighted that his daughter is dating the drug dealer next door), "The Fugitive" (Uh oh, nothing has happened for a while, lets flash a bloody knife stabbing the air to keep them awake -- or maybe put the camera in a chopper and fly over the edge of something really high) and "Shakespeare in Love" (See how I have this camera dolly? See how I can make it move all the time?) -- and am therefore not to be trusted.