Oh, Hell no!

Rating: Null/10 (24 July 2004)

I wasted $8.50 on this movie, + gas expenses and 2 hours of my precious time. Being a failed attempt at comedy (I think..), this movie actually had a theme, and, though it seems simple to me, it may be hard for some people to comprehend. 'Somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.' That's right, the whole point of a 2 hour movie was in its trailer. If you like dumb movies where the point is to sell you a ton of pop corn and, as a result, make cities like Detroit, America's fattest city, even fatter, then go see this movie. If you're like me, though, and an air conditioned theater makes you sneeze because you're allergic to bullshit, then stay at home and watch some SpongeBob. You can get fat somewhere else at a lesser price. 5/10