Advertisings and bullshit wrapped in crap.

Rating: 3/10 (6 February 2005)

Where to begin ?
I didn't wanted to watch it. I expected to be a bit disappointed like with all movies where any kind of computer science or just science is omnipresent. A friend told me it was better than Spiderman 2, which was not as bad as expected. So I ruined 114 minutes of my life.
This movie just does not makes sense. If you are unable to shut your brain off, you will not be able to watch it.
First of all, this is a big advertising for crappy shoes and low-fi hardware. I was so disgusted by the lame repeated intrusion of advertising in the "movie" I've sweared I will never buy any noticed products from those companies, ever.
Second, the story is just ... cliché and stupid, all the way. Stupid and cliché characters. Stupid and cliché situations.
You can guess what will happen in the next half hour (or more) of the movie from the 10th minute to the 84th minute. (If you can't, may I suggest you should not drink 12 beers before watching a movie ? Even if I realise that in this particular case, to be drunk is recommended to endure the whole crap) Al you have to do is to think : how a stupid 12 years old child (with an emphasis on "stupid") would write the story ? Well, you got it.
Jeff Vintar ("Long Hello and Short Goodbye", "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within", "I Robot") is now on my "avoid at all cost" list.
I swear, it is almost as bad as Queen of the Damned.